Name a better salad

I like bean salad. And lots of salad. But beet root in salads is good.

>the offshoot retards of a civilisation over 2000 years old, who breed with niggers, the rest of Europe and south american demi-nigs should be the authority on its language
kys mongrel child

Caesar salad king of salads, you filthy red shit shitter

>Eurofag: Hi I'd like some gallus
>Shopkeeper: Some what?
>E: Some gallus. Hello? Knock knock? Gallus domesticus? *whips out smart phone*
>Shopkeeper: Dozen eggs coming right up!

This is what eurofags actually believe

>scientific name with a capitalized letter in the second word

>following Linnaeus
barbarian

by your previous logic you got that analogy completely backwards retard
gallus would get you the chicken, so if you asked for coriandrum you wouldn't get seeds

>gallus
Truly we have a philomath gracing our board tonight, Veeky Forums.

>the chicken
You mean the eggs? The skin? The feathers? The eyeballs?
>so if you asked for coriandrum you wouldn't get seeds
No, you'd get a random part of the plant, maybe the seeds maybe the leaves, it's a surprise!

That's why, in English, we use the normal terms accepted by everyone: coriander for seeds, and cilantro for leaves

you'd get a whole, possibly alive, chicken you imbecile

no, dipshit
like every other plant in the world if you ask for "coriander seeds" you get seeds, if you ask for "coriander" you get coriander

>if you ask for "coriander seeds" you get seeds
Yes
>if you ask for "coriander" you get seeds
Fixed

>like every other plant in the world
Like you know anything about the rest of the world outside of your Hicksville state you fucking flyover

>being this retarded
Next time you're at a gay bar ask for Homo sapiens, I'm sure you'll get just what you need (i.e. "seeds")

cool your fucking jets you giant homos

Can confirm that coriander is, at the very least colloquially, referring to the seeds, whereas cilantro is the leaves.

You're calling someone from the UK a flyover.

Next time you're at YOUR gay bar ask someone if you can push their stool in as you move through the crowds.
I'm sure they'll be quite polite.

But you are. I always fly over you going to Europe. What even is the point of the UK besides funny memes?

just ask for parsley

Chinese Parsley

seaweed salad

>no goat cheese
Might as well skip the beets as well

Maybe because onions aren't roots, dipshit.

>eating anything that came out of a goat
>especially coagulated lactation products

>basic parsley
As opposed to an acidic parsley? How does one make basic parsley?

I wish I could buy goat for goat stews. i'm sure it'd be bomb as fuck. I wish lamb was more popular in my country too.

it probably depends on the soil and other conditions
I imagine stay away from parsley growing near ant colonies

egg salad, it's real good.

those aren't eggs

Best salad imo if you can really call it a salad. Especially if you get some good buffalo mozzarella

I'm an Ausfag and we call it beetroot all the time, 'beets' sounds retarded like how you (I assume American) say 'diabeetus' instead of 'diabetes' (which I'm sure you all have anyway)

I used to hate salads. Now that I'm not eating sandwiches, I fucking love salads.

Why did bread blind me for so long?

Nobody actually says diabeetus except Wilford Brimley. That's the whole joke.

I fucking love this gooey crunchy shit, how do I make it at home and what is it even called?

That would be really nice stuffed inside of a good baguette.

>stuffing a multitude of ingredients inside bread

what's even the point? after a certain point it all blends together and doesn't taste of anything specific
put all the ingredients on a plate with a baguette on the side and eat with a fork

Nothing beets a root

Onions seeds gets you onion
Fennel seeds gets you fennel
Coriander seeds gets you cilantro?