Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Something that wasn't a chicken laid the egg that contained the first chicken mutant. Don't know what type of egg it was though.

Reptiles/dinosaurs had eggs long before chickens
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how was the first dinosaur born?

A chicken is birthed from an egg. To be defined as a chicken, the egg comes first.

Best way to find a needle in a haystack? Fire.

Best way to skin a cat? I don't know. Hand it to a polock and tell them it is a fucking potato.

FBPB
Evolution is constant so something that we would not define as a chicken laid an egg for something that was birthed that we now do.

Charles was.

your mom xD

A proto-chicken laid a proto-egg. Inside that proto-egg was a chicken. The chicken came before the chicken egg since the first chicken would've been inside a proto-egg, rather than an actual chicken egg.

the first dino was born alongside this cocksuckers joke.

>believing in evolution

God made a chicken, and that chicken made an egg. The chicken came first.

Fuck you and your christ namefaggot.

Eggs... come from chickens
BOOM
Checkmate

I don't know what answer you want from me..

>not believing that God made evolution

nice false dichonomy

silence, or for you to post user

Better?

way better newfriend. Welcome.

and why

>still wanting so badly to believe we came from monkeys rather than being made in his image
you want to be a mongoloid so badly you’ve even adapted the mindset

You think we are not here to grow and change and be more godly?

You are a throwback

>implying

we didn't come from monkeys user (except you of course), we came from something called a common ancestor. And for the record, while the final product is made in his image, the process getting there certainly wasn't. There is no contradiction.

god bless

of course we are, we were made to grow and change mentally and spiritually, not physically. we were never monkeys.

We were apes. Before that we were a puddle of scum.

the chicken came from microorganisms that formed from many chemical reactions on coincidence
the egg came from chicken
there now u no

my relatives are white. speak for yourself.

It was nice of them to adopt you nigger

>implying we didn't make HIM in OUR image
poor brainlet

both came in the same time

the pan, nice and hot

Eggs existed a long time before chickens did

>Which came first
The chicken. Eggs can't spunk.

>him

Can u like, stop oppressing me sweetie?

Evolution: egg

Creationism: the chicken

Quotation marks in a speech bubble, then they close and the text continues. What is this madness?

>dichonomy
Is that a market that's full of polar opposites? right? Like a dichotomy economy?

But the chicken had to get laid before the egg could be. Checkmate, shitlords.

this again? the Egg.

What kind of egg are we talking about?