He cooks his eggs in butter

>he cooks his eggs in butter

Most do?

>not using butter and olive oil
Pussy

>he uses gay anime screenshots for reaction pics

>not using butter, and olive oil
>then plopping the eggs into a paper towel on plate to then cum into the pan to make a butter cum reduce to soak in bread as you construct, an egg, and grilled cheesy.

1. Scramble 3 eggs in a bowl
2. Put 2 tbsp butter in hot pan
3. When 80% of the butter is melted, use a spatula to position the square in the middle of the pan
4. Pour the scrambled mess around the remaining block of butter
5. Wait until the scrambled eggs materializes
6. Keep pushing the sheets of materialized scrambled egg towards the middle
7. Turn off heat when most of the liquid has become its final form scrambled egg
8. Go on Netflix and watch Chef's Table, skip to the food parts and eat

How would I add cum to this recipe?

>not using motor oil to fry your eggs
it is like your first day at cooking or something

Anime website

>he thinks he's above us

How much butter do you put on your eggs?

This shithole was founded on animay mays. weather you liek it or not.

food and cooking board

i'm not?

Half a stick

you are?

>he doesn't fill his daily bowl of rusty nails with anti-freeze, and follow it along with a nice glass of refreshing bleach

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>tfw thinking about making fried pickle chips later on with some pickles I've had pickling the last 8 months
>probably going to throw in paprika,pepper, and salt in my flour when I fry them up
>don't know what to add in
>might add sum cum for flavor
Will post later today if my crippling depression doesn't render me asleep, and awake at 7pm.

this is a blue board, delete this filth

What am I suppose to put in my pickle chip flour seasoning though?! Answer me! I'm on a fucking wire here!

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this is what I do

I eat my eggs boiled with butter spread on them

>she doesn't cook her eggs in bacon fat

>being a fatass

nah girl you got it all wrong there's no carbs involved

>shits on animefaggots
>uses porn reaction images

You're part of the problem as well faggot.

She looks like Rachel Ray, but her teeth are fucked up. This turns me on for some reason. 6/10, would drop a creamy rope in her hair.

have one with transparency

I don't usually, but it tastes good and is worth it desu

thanks

>He uses interracial porn as a reaction image

>>He uses interracial porn as a reaction image

Absolutely nothing wrong with dat

At least they don't add cream and milk like that faggot Gordon Ramsay

you know where you are right

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>how to collect (you)'s

Where are the CHIVES, user
you need to see BUBBLES
WHY AREN'T YOU VIGOROUSLY SHAKING THE EGG ON LOW HEAT TO GET THAT SOFT HEAVENLY, BUTTERY PILLOWY EGGG
curds gay
SALT AND PEPPER
HMMMMMM
FRESH FARM EGGS THEM DARK YELLOW
user

My seed gushing out of your boypussy after you make my breakfast meal user

Am I in Flavor Town?

Because I’m not an inbred from the south who believes everything must be fried in ‘ol’

yes you are :)

porn reaction faces are for men, anime for children

>he doesnt fuck the chicken and eats its head while its still alive instead of the egg

>watching porn

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>cooking eggs with oils
Do Americans really do this?

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what even is the source for this image

People just use oil because they assume eggs are like meat. The only thing you should cook your eggs in is butter, it creates a nice velvety creamy flavorful product instead of a bad-tasting rubbery oily egg.