Eggy thread

Rate my eggs
Post you're eggs boys

Disgusting just like you

i hope you get banned you, you, you BULLY!

Lookslikeabigslopovshit

burnt/10

Fu Fu OP, never on the first date

my entire house is lopsided and eggs cook unevenly on my pan

oh sure, blame the house

it's true! Everything on the left gets cooked while the right is built up liquid egg!

>my entire house is lopsided and eggs cook unevenly on my pan

most stoves come with adjustable bases, you should be able to compensate for that

Overcooked and disgusting. Hamegg is the only way to egg.

Bigslop/10

now rate mine

overcooked/10
jesus christ they're just eggs why does Veeky Forums suck so bad at making them properly

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High blood pressure/10

theres an orange slice so its healthy!

People who are competent enough to cook eggs properly don't feel that cooking a fucking egg is thread-worthy.

Are we posting eggs? I just made a greek omlette myself
>3 eggs scrambled and folded
>Stuffed with Red onion, Spinach, Tomato and Feta
>Drizzled with Tzatziki with bacon and cuccumber on the side.

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why doesn't feta melt?

Properties of the cheese. It's not made for melting. It will get softer with heat though.

>fancy orange slice
>sliver of parsely
>the eggs are /LITERALLY AND OBJECTIVELY/ not cooked properly
is this a stock photo from a restaurant or a person
i'm concerned

rogan/10

egg

OP here. Back at it again this time with three egg mushroom and cheese

did you drop those on the floor before plating them?

shhhh
pls dont tell mom she will freak if she knew i dropped her eggs on the floor