Kale

Alright Veeky Forums I found kale for 99 cents at my local store so I decided to get some.

I know the risks and how people have been poisoning themselves with these all-kale diets, But I was curious to see what I can do with it for on the occasion salads.

So, what are some good kale based meals? I was planning on tossing some into my usual greek tonight.

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Step 1: stop being a hipster faggot

Step 2: get the fuck off my board

How is eating a leaf beign a hipster? I went to pick up spinnach and it was on sale, so I picked some up to.

Isnt the definition of a hipster someone who spends exorbarant amounts of money to fit in with a community by pretending to be cool and hip because all the other cool kids do it?

Step 3: Be helpful and answer my question, or leave my thread. This isn't /v/. Your negative nancy attitude isn't welcome here.

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Yes, and? I don't see how my sexuality fits in line with my eating of a plant based organism. But do keep trying user.

Oxalic acid only poisons people if they eat a stupid amount. Eat some cheese with it and it'll just react with that calcium instead of yours. Greek with feta sounds perfect.

I grow it, so I just add a handful anywhere. Chicken soup, eggs, as a side dish with vinegar. It's pretty versatile. I couldn't eat that shit raw like some people do, though.

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Yeah I planned to tear off a 1/.4h of a leaf and incorporate it in with the feta. Thats great news because I love cheese.

Oh you can do more than that. No seriously-- you have to fucking try to hurt yourself eating it. Chopping it up may yield a more appealing texture to you -- my family hates the "stringy greens" in their food sometimes.