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my friend got promoted from cleaning the sewer to cutting meat at his slaugterhouse job because his coworker lopped off 3

I laughed.

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meant to reply to

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Hasn't this guy been caught faking videos before? Seems suspicious that most containers are right around half full of food. Even the apple was only half eaten. Wouldn't be hard to buy $50-100 worth of food for a video that you could potentially make over $1k from. And I'm not saying that food waste isn't a problem but it's probably more of a concern with grocery stores and places like that that regularly throw away huge quantities of food.

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I hate this crust meme

>women
>being able to cook

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Not at my house. My grandma taught me to eat the while apple, spit out the seeds and pick your teeth with the stem. Cut mold off cheese. That melted icecream is now a milkshake in a box. Maybe, MAYBE the milk. But you can still make yogurt with it. Who tf throws out two whole slices of pizza??? And a hamburger helper box, unopened? This has to be staged.

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the guy at the end looks equally confused

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I'm more interested in "How to put down your fork and go for a walk"

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descentintomadness.webm

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She has to have those bangs otherwise she would draw in her hair and eventually eat her own head.

This is offensive.

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>in from the left, out to the right
Is their a style guide for these cretins?

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I wonder if those lungs are some modified animal lungs or if the prop makers had to make realistic human lungs from scratch.

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dude w/ the santa hat will never fail to amuse me

What's up with the autistic "crust cutters" filenames?

>Veeky Forums
>surprised by autismo

shit meeem

annoying ass stupid ass idiot crust cutter memeing autist retard kys urself plz

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it's called a dosa, usually they dont squirt shit on the top like that, it is some nonsense.

this dude is my hero. Loving life and killing it

Yea, he was caught paying black people to race bait.

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It's so hypnotizing.

YOU'RE TOO SLOW

Can the fucking crust guy fuck off please?

Is this because he threw frozen fries in oil? I'm confused.

I like to imagine he's listening to something like this youtube.com/watch?v=5tIIo4VH4Ow

It's Hellthy Junk Food. They make retarded shit all the time on purpose and were cutting it open to show the inside of it.

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I imagine this is the guy we will pick when the inevitable "humans vs robots challenge" happens. The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

he wasted so much cheese, now they have to hire another robot to clean the counters

The extra cheese goes into a collection tray beneath so it can still be used.

Well that explains why sometimes I'll get a pizza that tastes like it was made with recollected cheese.

That must be when you collect enough rewards points, you get to eat a free pizza from recollection bin

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Please no more cutting the crust off, I can't take it anymore

>people think she actually drank it and that it's not just funny marketing

sometimes you need a cake with a flat top, by the way that top part is delicious on its own

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>white people

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Napoleon style is supposed to be made in 90 seconds or less that's what he is doing seeing if he could

As someone who used to work there, sometime those bins would get real nasty like.

Wish someone made a gif of just Steve-O puking it
Remember when I saw that in theatres too I thought how dumb that was it isn't a stunt or a prank it's like snorting pixie sticks in your 20s

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 crab getting sad
>inb4 this hurts the crab
>inb4 snib snab nolegs

Yamete

actually looks pretty good

You know what's funny? Not a single one of these was posted in this or the last thread.

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Im guessing the pot was overfilled and some oil spilled out and caught on fire.

thats not nice

>plate
>one slice of watermelon
fucking kill me

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>she
Jeb Bush is a man.

That is stretching it.
>Trump Appears.

>Cold whipped cream or ganache out of the fridge on top of warm bread pudding out of the oven
>Chiante
He was pleb tier all the way

I'm glad that his channel died

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The Virgin Harley
>Cuts Muscles Glasses out of the show over money
>Sells everything to TLC and becomes a blatant corporate whore
>Only claim to fame is le bacon meme
>Is an asshole

The Chad LA Beast
>Does free guest appearances on other people's channels
>Routinely does charity challenge videos and donates all of the money
>Holds multiple Guinness world records
>All around super guy

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Is this 2012?

reminds me of the vomelette from jackass i think

Your meme has failed. Stop it.

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Is there a webm of the Ortolan episode?