He's never eaten rocks before

Me? I don't have a name. Simpler that way, for everyone. I've been called a drifter, a nomad, a lost soul. I don't put much stock in a name, I just do what I have to and let the labels come as they do.

No it's a crystal you idiot

For me it’s limestone. The tastiest rock.

>He doesn't eat watermelon crystals

I eat them all the time.

>he doesn't eat the house meat

thats cunjevoi

why the fuck would you eat it?

I thought bismuth was a metal

That's clearly cotton candy

are you a fucking aboriginal? i cant think of any reason why anyone would eat cunjevoi unless they were a primitive man

Not those hard things you find on the ground!

If I never ate rocks before explain the rock soup I had last night.
Checkmate.

Fuck off elias

It is. Also the pretty crystalline form that everyone jerks themselves off over can only be created artificially. Otherwise it's boring shit.

user those weren't rocks....

I hate this pic because it reminds me of a dream I had when I was a kid. There was a big mushroom in the oven on the rack, just cooking. I needed to take it out, so I got a pair of tongs and reached for it. As I lifted up, the skin of the mushroom slid off, revealing a bloody, pulsing brain roasting in the oven. I mist have dreamt this over twenty years ago, but the sensations if the sliding skin and horror of the reveal stick with me and this pic always brings it back.

Yes they were.
Grew them myself I did.

Nah man bismuth is pretty cool. It's the most diamagnetic metal at room temperature, and can be used to levitate small neodymium magnets

Copper is cooler.

Actually that's piure
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
Shit's pretty disgusting, people here eat it as a sort of feat of strength, then they end up developing a taste for it I guess.
It's great to use as an ingredient in other preparations and in very small quantities though, the meat has an unbearably intense sodium taste, and it you eat it whole (how you're "supposed" to), there's a bunch of different snot-like textures inside. Gross shit.

what are you the thing from fantastic four

Not OP. That is a rock, user. You are obviously unaware of the life cycle of the common rock.

>I don't have a name
You have now: FAGGOT

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
>It is born male, becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and reproduces by tossing clouds of sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. If it is alone, it will procreate by self-fertilization.[2]
So it really can go fuck itself.

For me it's the geode, the most patrician of all rocks.

i want to fuck that rock

I had that same dream, but when I closed the oven, there was a hook hand hanging off the handle.

Fag.

Always reminded me of gatorade riptide rush, the most patrician gatorade.

I had that same dream, but when I closed the oven, there were 2 hook hands hanging off the handle.

Fag.

Ha what a fag

Chinese woman eats dirt.

ed like a fuckin orange

thats a rock...

Damnit you found my rock disguised fleshlight

>sea squirts
Pokemon isn't real life, moron

I no matter how much you shill it not going to buy that shit falsely branded soda

it wasn't a rock... it was a rock LOBSTER!!!!!

>I 'eard there's these peeple in chilay tha' ea' rocks

What the fuck are you on about carl.

>'old on a minute yeah? Lemme rememba

Your head is a fucking rock you melon.

He probably doesn't even know the migration patterns of tectonic plates.

>Not eating free forest candy instead

It's an element

...

I had that same dream, but when I closed the oven, there were 3 hook hands hanging off the handle.

Fag.

Bleeding tooth mushrooms are edible and not poisonous btw

You're cooler bitch

You're an element

There's no salt element you faggot, it's a compound

i'm pretty sure that's a spider

No it's a mushroom

Made up of elements, dumbo

God damn that looks poisonous as FUUUUCK

It's actually not poisonous

But can they carry a coconut?

that's fucking piure u fucking uncultured faggots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis

>Eating rocks is culture
Have you tried a mosquito burger or dirt cake yet?

>mosquito burger
What?

someone post the webm

In African shitholes they catch mosquitoes in nets then crush them up for meat

First off, Africa is not a "shithole" and secondly, Africa would be better off it wasn't for white european colonization. /pol/ needs to fuck off to its containment board

>Africa would be better off it wasn't for white european colonization
I heard the modern Chinese colonization of Africa is worse.

>reddit

>Africa isnt a shit hole

Here you go

Those are not Mosquitos

Can I call you my valentine?

they'll strip it clean like a cob of corn and leave zero natural resources and environmental ruin for generations

not that africans were doing anything with the endless bounty they're surrounded by anyway

pretty sure youre retarded

>Africa is not a "shithole"

>and not poisonous btw

>we wuz kangs and quains n shit then whitey came over and took muh supapowas

>/pol/ falls for bait set by /pol/ again
pottery

inedible
not toxic

that's pyure, I've eaten it once and it's kind of disgusting.

>The meat, which has a strong flavor, can be eaten raw or cooked. Its taste has been described as like that of iodine[8] or "something like a sea urchin though less delicate in flavor" and a "slightly bitter, soapy taste".[9]

sounds bad

>not a "shithole"
>colonization bad xd
>muh pol boogeyman

You sure it wasn't because you tasted your finger by accident?

They're not toxic, but they're not good food.

I used to eat marbles