Hey Veeky Forums, why are cans designed so fucking dumb? Every time i have to open one i dread the experience, and i just buy a twist off bottle instead. Why do i need special equipment just to open a can of beer?
Hey Veeky Forums, why are cans designed so fucking dumb? Every time i have to open one i dread the experience...
Nathan Gray
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Brody Ortiz
does your social worker know you're on the internet?
Tyler Thompson
Do you drink soy milk friendo
Evan Rodriguez
>i dread the experience
>of opening a can
Hello, my severely autistic friend.
Aiden Parker
Who would actually buy canned Corona?
Adrian Turner
a patrician
Angel Morales
Who would buy carona at all?
David Brooks
Cerveza homes.
Robert Perry
i have never had bottled Corona that wasn't skunky
even in bars, it always tastes off if it's bottled. Canned Corona tastes better (though it's still cheap shit beer)
Juan Baker
americans
they think it's fancy
Henry Martin
keeps the sun from getting at the beer, more recyclable, and most people poor their beer into a glass anyway.
Anthony Rodriguez
>carona
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?
Mason Martin
>corona
SO HE CAN PUT A FRUIT IN IT LOL
Angel Robinson
it's an albany expression
Oliver Baker
No, it's just because everyone where I live says carona, I forget that it's actually corona.
Logan Sanchez
>every fucking canadian pronounces corona "carona"
>if i ever say sorry without a long o there's 20 people yelling "OH ARE YOU SAAAAARRY?" at me
fuck canada dude
Jason Sanders
mexicans
it's tradtional
Jeremiah Howard
Best post in the thread.
Lincoln Price
Why didn't anyone answer my question about cans being hard to open?
Adam Taylor
>grown man
>doesn't have finger strength to lift a small aluminium tab
Charles Perry
Carona
Wyatt Lewis
You aren't supposed to do it with your finger. Didn't you see my original pic?
William Cooper
Canned beer is lighter when bought in large quantities, and is more fun when you're drunk. You can crush it in your hands, crush it under your feet, or even throw it across the room without causing much damage.
Glass bottles are cumbersome and can become quite dangerous.
Parker Smith
Because you're a weak faggot. Do your testicles retract into your pelvis when you're presented with a can?
Kevin Davis
OP can't even open the fucking can without a unitasker, how the fuck is he gonna crush the can?
Austin Diaz
>You aren't supposed to do it with your finger.
I know you're just fishing for (you)s, but come on, not even the most soy of bois uses a tool to open cans; everyone uses a finger to do it.
The only people that even have an excuse are the disabled and elderly.
Zachary Ross
Often they castrate autists in an attempt to quell the autism and tardstrength
Sebastian Butler
What the fuck are you talking about?
I have high-functioning autism
Benjamin Howard
When't the next Sonichu coming out, by the way? Feels like I've been waiting forever.
Jordan Gomez
>What the fuck are you talking about?
Can you not read either?
Tyler Williams
Brandon Hall
most Mexicans like Dos Equis though
Joshua Garcia
Your posts don't make sense nigger
I am not Christine weston chandler
Bentley Evans
OP back in the day you had to pierce your can with a fucking can opener and then cut your retarded face open on the hole - get the fuck out of here
Alexander Lopez
OP must be one of these monsters
Jack Gutierrez
no one thinks it's fancy you absolute moron
Lincoln Ross
What a painful existence that must be.
Jackson Ward
How does this happen, and why do people that have it smell faintly of cheese, pickled onions and alphabet soup
Alexander James
Cans are not hard to open
If bartenders have cans of beer they'll use an opener but I think that's mostly for cleanliness
Connor Rivera
if your nails look like this, are you even human????
Jayden Perez
Cans are hard to open. I can't make a can opener work on coke
Adrian Adams
>tfw I can't open cand after cutting my nails because no nail to hook under the pull tab for extra leverage
Brandon Long
Just use a metal thing like me. I don't even cry that much anymore.
Angel Lee
I just use a butter knife to lift the tab enough to open it normally
Hudson Ward
Yeah I do something similar except I put butter on the knife as well
Nathaniel Powell
That was fucking fascinating. Thanks user.
Angel Gutierrez
Christ, your fingers look like 2 albino sea cucumbers getting ready to mate and they're just a cylinder of jellied fat. No wonder you can't lift a tab.
Austin Taylor
Shut the fuck up user
Brandon Jenkins
Excellent video
Jaxon Foster
One time i cut my middle finger really bad trying to open a can of yahoo. You can still see the outline from the chunk of flesh it ripped off if you look hard enough. I've also noticed that the tabs of other cans aren't nearly as sharp as yahoo's. I'm always scared to open yahoo cans now and always use my sleeve or something. Opening cans is no joke, but you're still a huge pussy to be scared enough to have to but a fucking special tool.
Jackson Lopez
>cant open can
>instead of not being a fat fuck , he buys a special gadget
>gets bullied
>f-fuck off
the average beer drinker
Julian Ward
Fuck off OP, beverage cans are a miracle of modern engineering.
Evan Mitchell
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Dominic Lopez
>special gadget
it's a bottle opener senpai
in fact, looking at the thing, there's no way he could've fit it under the tab without first lifting it up with his finger
why the fuck are people actually falling for this obvious bait?
Liam Perry
Why are you ruling my thread and hurting my feelings?
Christopher Bailey
This was ridiculously interesting and well done. Actual decent content on Veeky Forums? Has hell indeed frozen over?