What does it taste like?

>it's not 95 proof liquor
why even bother

>if Apple were a drink, what would it be?
Semen.

It doesn't contain liquid, but a gas which envelopes you as soon as you open the can, and mentally takes you back to when life was worth living

You know that refreshed *ahhh* sound you make when you drink something tasty? That's what it tastes like, that sound

Very slowly developing dissapointment.

and Chrome OS tastes like prison wine

Lol. Are you referring to the small set of videos and music that came with the install/bonus CD?

It taste like window cleaner and you have to like it

It says Sapporo (サッポロ) at the bottom.

Damn Veeky Forums.. You Never Fail to make me laugh XD

Beige

like web 1.0

Soymilk

febreze

old office coffee

It tastes of sweet nostalgia

rice adjunct lager?

like sprite and silicon

i bet solaris would be moonshine

You ever lick a yellowed CRT monitor? It tastes like potpourri.

>Sprite

This I believe is the truth. Refreshing but rather void in terms of functionality, at its best when you work around it, and full of too many bubbles.

Windows 98 is more like Club Soda - a little coarser around the edges, but without the forced flavors, more versatile and ultimately easier to work with.

Windows 10 is rootbeer - so cluttered with "features" and "systems" that it's utterly incompatible and confusing as hell to anyone expecting club soda. You work around it rather than with it.

Windows 7 is my personal favorite - Raspberry Green Tea Ginger Ale.

Quirky but highly functional.

The colour taupe

My dad works for nintendo and I can assure you that is false. It tastes like seltzer water. And I enjoy to cook food, that I can tell you.

vista is carbonated road tar

This.

Linux would just be a pile of ingredients you have to assemble into a drink

I'd rather have Redditors here than meaningless posts like this

With that attitude you should go back

With that attitude you should stay here

brian eno

>if Apple were a drink, what would it be?
It would taste strange at first, maybe a little too sweet and fizzy, but you get used to it. As soon as you start to enjoy it, Apple releases a new drink and suddenly your drink goes flat and tastes like shit.

Bill Gates' spunk.

An IPA.

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Mmm yeah the good ole days of dial-up, phone books, crt tvs and driving to blockbuster to rent vhs tapes. I sure do hate modern day conveniences and advanced technology.

Would you really though?

Those are all good things. Fuck, I still use my phonebook.

Me too

Yes, keep selling your privacy for convenience.........

I agree with you about how tech is so much better but you totally missed his point - unless you think that life is just worth living (and I assume he was being hyperbolic there but the point translates) if it revolves around technology. And if that's the case, that's kind of sad.

>unbox
>its just a heap of atoms

Why is that sad? Technology is a beautiful and terrifying thing. It has become an integral part of many people's lives. But life doesn't have to revolve around it if you don't want it to. That may change in 50 years, but for now you can live your life blessed by the conveniences of advanced tech without being completely reliant on it.

That being said, we live in an incredible era. Witnessing the evolution of tech is amazing. Having access to a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips is something people could once only dream of. Being able to control your house with your voice was once restricted to scifi. We have powerful computers that fit in our pockets and self-driving cars. We might even live to see man go to mars. Rhyme unintended. We live in the future, it's fucking awesome. Life is better now than it has ever been in human history. It's not an idyllic utopia, but it's still pretty great.

This is coming from someone who has been depressed and suicidal for 14 years. But my life circumstances would be no different if we were still living in the 80s or 90s. The 21st century and advancements in tech are not responsible for your shit life.

Crazy how we have devices to touch on any piece of information created by man, but I use mine to watch pornography and shitpost on the cooking section of a Indianapolan Coin Minting imageboard

Personally I always thought it would be pretentious hipster craft beer. Don't get me wrong, there are some pretty good specialist beers ones out there. However, it would easily be associated to the faggots raving in public about a fucking pint.

surely ''Mac Cola''(now available in BACON FLAVOUR!!!11!!1), is the reddit approved beverage?

Then go to Reddit then you stupid cunt.

We can have the most advanced and sophisticated technology but we will always be apes

cider

Fuck off back to veddit

Tastes like endless frustration and despair. Does taste better than Windows 10 though.

Vitamin water

Id wager the ring pull gets broken off without perforating the can, and if it did, the contents would dry up mid-pour because of an unhandled exception.

Air.