Reminder that Red Delicious apples are the best apples, nothing beats them

Reminder that Red Delicious apples are the best apples, nothing beats them.

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There is nothing good about this mealy tasteless shitfruit. Even Macs are better. Red delicious are a marketing meme and nothing else. Eat a goddamn Cortland

Honeycrisp shits on red delicious

>cortland
>small, soft mushy fucking excuse for an apple

How fucking long are you waiting to eat this shit, dude, go pick it off a tree and put it in your mouth and make that post again. I fucking hate city retards who think produce grows in the whole foods stockroom

Eating a handful of dirt beats red delicious apples.

Damn, their skin is so tasty.

>bite in
>earthy

is there a worse deception? that never happens with the yellow/red ones.

but apples are meh tier, there are better fruits.

>eating anything other than antique winesaps outside their growing season

>ishygddt

Disgusting mealy garbagefruit. I wouldn't even throw them in a compost heap.

imagine getting this fucking angry over someone not liking the same apple that you like ahahaha holy shit

Apples are delightful. You just have to get one that isn't too sweet. A good balance of sweet and tart, with a medium-firm body. Eat them with other stuff, don't just eat an apple alone. That's what pears are for.

>Not eating the superior fuji apple
Wew lad

Is this the adam and eve of apple trees?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malus_sieversii

COMING THROUGH FUCKERS

This fucker right here knows things

>tfw allergic to raw apples
fug

red delicious are really gross, but a nice honeycrisp is almost worth the nausea

I can tell you’ve never had a Granny Smith

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This tough guy would like a word with you.

Granny smiths aren't mealy, they have a firmer texture, so I don't see what you're getting at. And actually, I like eating Granny Smith apples.

i think green apples are better!

Empire apples are supreme

Rose apple is the real thing

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Pink Ladies are the only apple worth buying. They're tested for acidity, sweetness, and texture so you know what you're getting.

>Red delicious

You what? They're called Macintosh apples you uncultured swine.

red "delicious"

Black Arkansas are best.

>tfw used to love apples but now allergic to raw apples

I hate all of you that take your apple eating for granted.

I work in an apple orchard, so yeah.

Those are different kinds of apples and they're both terrible

*Blocks your path*

I always think of vagina when I read that

This or pic related are the patrician choices. Get that red delicious wax fruit garbage out of here

Pacific rose and Envy apples are 100X better.

Step back plebs

>Live in England, am used to eating great apples like Cox's Orange Pippins
>See some red delicious in the local corner shop, thought they'd be worth a try.
>apple feels hollow
>bite into it
>no taste, mushes and instead of my bite taking a bite size bit it takes a chunk that breaks off of the rest of it like a cheap bread
>cannot force myself to finish it
>toss the rest
How these can sell at all is just amazing, I get that you can get fooled once by the deep red colour but after trying it once you'd surely never buy them again.

Gala shits on honeycrisp

>Granny Smith
>Golden Delicious
>Fuji
>Pink Ladies
>Gala

Only apples worth discussing

Cut the floury fujis and galas and you are good f.a.m

>all these plebs who don't like their apples tart or just plain sour
I bet your bull got you a switch for Christmas

you forgot jonagold but decent list

Those aren't naked ladies or pink ladies or whatever they're called.

If the apples you're buying from your grocery store are floury you need to change grocery stores. They're old stock.
Fuji's and galas should be crisp.

yeah, tequila beats red apples

oh I'm sorry did you find my reply retarded? well ypur fucking thread is retarded so deal with it you mongoloid

Your cactus water is especially degenerate. Seek help.

1. fuji
2. envy
3. honeycrisp
4. greenshit
5. yellowshit

I’m a golden delicious lad myself.

I really love super tart apples. Granny Smith, for me, are top tier apples.