>the recipe is a family guarded secret
The recipe is a family guarded secret
Matthew Lewis
Blake Stewart
>the secret ingredient is love
Wyatt Bennett
9 out of 10 times this just means it uses a bunch of processed/premade shit and they don't want to admit it.
Lincoln Morgan
>secret ingredient is salt
Matthew Davis
The other 1 out of 10 is that the family are horrible people.
Andrew Lee
SEEECRET
Brandon Russell
>recipe is a family secret
>in order to learn the recipe you have to fight all the family members
>final boss is Granny who whips out her dual scythes
*teleports behind you*
Oliver Foster
Is this a red flags thread?
Charles Rivera
>there is no secret ingredient
Christopher Lopez
>the secret ingredient is genomic editing
Juan Watson
>the secret ingredient is thc oil
happened a few years ago at college
couldn't fucking believe it
Easton Parker
>the secret ingredient is A FUCKTON OF MSG
Luis Cook
>the secret ingredient is a few drops of LSD
Jackson Ross
>the chef's secret technique is a few puffs of PCP
Julian Bailey
This is unironically my secret ingredient.
Liam Reed
Rosemary, Worcestershire sauce, and MSG. Makes everything better.
Dominic Anderson
>mfw the rest of my shitty family hates my family because we took the one "secret family recipe" card for smoked salmon.
Stay mad, faggots.
Colton Peterson
>its love
Jacob Bell
>implying your recipe is that good it warrants it being a secret
goddamn, I was just curious on what you put in it!
Oliver Diaz
lol i do this
Justin Robinson
>y u do it like this
>this is how we've always done it
>did you try it this way? I think it's nicer
>yes but that's not how it's done
Tradition
The first step to fucking up