>eating a banana in front of your gay friend
Eating a banana in front of your gay friend
>not eating your gay friends banana
>If you're automatically self-conscious about it, think about yourself.
>If he makes you self-conscious about it with innuendo, think about whether he's really your friend.
Problem solved.
>having gay friends
I suck off femdudes at anime cons.
>having friends
>tfw want to be a complete fag girlyboi but way too high in testosterone, fat, posses a huge rib cage, and bad skin.
Life is sad.
How do you eat a fucking banana? You don't have to deepthroat it and wink before you take a bite. Just eat the damn banana
All of those can be addressed but the rib cage.
Sucks to be you I guess. Just wait for true VR.
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>having
>eating bananas in public at all
pornography ruined simple things like this, I see it all the time
>LOL ANONETTE IS EATING A BANANA LMAO XDDD
>YOU LIKE THAT BANANA DON'T YOU??
>TAKE A DEEP BITE PFFFAHAHAHAHA
I wish.
What kind of juvenile fuckheads are you hanging out with?
literally every "normal", "average" people you can find
How old are you?
24
You should post a video of yourself walking down the street while eating bananas over the course of a day. It could be like that wolf whistling video that girl did a while back, but calling people out for banana innuendos instead.
Are you American?
eastern-european
I guess eastern euros are juvenile as fuck then.
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Literally just break off one piece at a time and eat them
Problem solved
>he bites his lip
This
>women_can't_take_joke.jaypeg
Eat two bananas at the same time to avoid any awkward moments.
Try taking bites from one at a time and then both at the same time.