Eating a banana in front of your gay friend

>eating a banana in front of your gay friend

>not eating your gay friends banana

>If you're automatically self-conscious about it, think about yourself.
>If he makes you self-conscious about it with innuendo, think about whether he's really your friend.
Problem solved.

>having gay friends

I suck off femdudes at anime cons.

>having friends

>tfw want to be a complete fag girlyboi but way too high in testosterone, fat, posses a huge rib cage, and bad skin.
Life is sad.

How do you eat a fucking banana? You don't have to deepthroat it and wink before you take a bite. Just eat the damn banana

All of those can be addressed but the rib cage.
Sucks to be you I guess. Just wait for true VR.

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>having

>eating bananas in public at all

pornography ruined simple things like this, I see it all the time
>LOL ANONETTE IS EATING A BANANA LMAO XDDD
>YOU LIKE THAT BANANA DON'T YOU??
>TAKE A DEEP BITE PFFFAHAHAHAHA

I wish.

What kind of juvenile fuckheads are you hanging out with?

literally every "normal", "average" people you can find

How old are you?

24

You should post a video of yourself walking down the street while eating bananas over the course of a day. It could be like that wolf whistling video that girl did a while back, but calling people out for banana innuendos instead.

Are you American?

eastern-european

I guess eastern euros are juvenile as fuck then.

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Literally just break off one piece at a time and eat them
Problem solved

>he bites his lip

This

>women_can't_take_joke.jaypeg

Eat two bananas at the same time to avoid any awkward moments.
Try taking bites from one at a time and then both at the same time.