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SHOPLIFTING GENERAL

post stuff you shoplifted and give out tips and tricks for a better shoplifting experience

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saged, reported for illegal content, and submitted to the FBI

You sound like a cop
You're getting no tips from me honeytrap
You're fucking just as bad

Used to shoplift a lot as a teen, never got caught
1)be white
2) don't fucking look around, if anyone is watching you they aren't on the ground they're looking at a monitor, so grab your shit and act as normal as possible and put it in your bag/pants/whatever when you're within no more than 30 seconds from leaving the premises
Full proof

Bring it back jamal

Stole the first things of my life a couple of days ago

A hunk of a nice brie and a pack of baby spinach. I 'accidently' forgot to scan them on the self checkouts :^)

back to Africa you filthy nigger

nice