Roommate dies

>roommate dies
>all his pre packaged food is still in the fridge

wat do Veeky Forums

Eat the roommate before he spoils.

throw it out, donate it, or eat it, your choice, but do it before it spoils

Why did he die?

Because he was born.

dirt bike accident

assuming he died from eating pre-pacakged food, id suggest fresh raw ingredients prepared into sensible meals.

bury him with his fridge

>dirt bike accident
kek

Make an effigy of him out of his food, then consume it voraciously. You will gain the ability to kill yourself on a dirt bike.

Take his food and make the most epic luncheon ever.
It's what he would have wanted.

Cook a meal for his family

shove it all up your butthole

Make a chair out of his flesh

wait for it go go through probate
you probably won't get much

Expiration dates are based on the food itself, not the purchaser.

Would you say it's an "unforgettable luncheon" even?

Make cummies in the food and feed it to your worst enemies

When I worked at a hospital and someone died we used to draw straws to decide who gets the free food.

I chuckled

Listen to A Crow Looked at Me on repeat

Clever

what food?

Pretty garbage tier redit humor to be honest. If you think that's clever then wew lad enjoy flipping burgers the rest of your life

Eat it in the roommates memory.

Coming from a meme spewing NEET, I'll take that as a compliment.

like just dirt biking on a track or traffic?

can you keep his skull? me nan had her grandma's skull on her cupboard. never told me how she got it, bless her soul.

Post fridge pic

Did anyone at least Snapchat the dirt bike accident?

Game?

Were you guys friends?

That doesn't seem like such a good idea, Mr. Gein

is this him?

the corpse

put all the foods in a basket and then set it on fire as you push it out into a river or lake

Rimworld

That be Rimworld

Eat the corpse, then the food.

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spent so many hours playing sunset riders w my buddy when I was like 11. forgot all about this game :)

I bet his name was Jeremy.
Or Keith.