Name a better fruit

Red bananas are good as fuck

Raspberry is the best fruit. Followed by Pineapple and gala apples.

Yes please be my husband

you shut up

objectively best fruit inc.
thank me later, kids.
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Easy.

Yeah bro strawberries are fucking far out there man right on

It's like grapes but less convenient and less nutritious.

Long live the king

Here's a fat gay binging on it: youtube.com/watch?v=e8a9lctdkxE

I don't have the digestive juices to stomach more than one or two segments.

Dragon fruit. The price sucks, I'm gonna gave to try growing one in my greenhouse.

>Assfruit.

the texture and taste are both awful

Peaches for many reasons.
>Absolutely delicious. That taste of a juicy peach picked off the tree at the peak of ripeness puts peaches solidly in the top tier of fruits.
>Easy to eat. Mangos, pineapples are excellent fruits but they're annoying to prepare. You can just bite right into a peach. If you're a little bitch and don't like the fuzz you can just eat a nectarine, which is the exact same thing without the pubescence.
>Seed is easy to avoid/spit out. No spitting out a thousand seeds like a pomegranate or watermelon.
>Strawberries and grapes are great, but they're so small. A big peach is quite filling.
The deliciousness to effort ratio of a peach is probably the highest of all the fruits.

Probably the most overrated fruit ever, except that I've never met anyone who thinks they're anything great.

this but ironically

>spitting out pomegranate seeds
You are retarded, my man

My lord, is that legal?

what is ironic about eating peaches, bitch?

>31 carbs PER lychee

Yeah no. I like living.

Unironically Watermelon. Any melon is better then any berry or citrus.

came here to say this.

Also, I might be a regional stereotype, but I'm all about apples. except golden "delicious". Ain't nobody got time for that gross af texture.

Rambutan. Basically just an improved lychee.

No flavor whatsoever

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Pretty good but usually pricey and the seeds cause Parkinsonism so I need to keep out of reach of bf who has swallowed date pits by accident. Sometimes I find a cosmetically damaged one on the $0.99 rack and it's perfect inside.

Came here to say this.

Doesn't have much nutrients or polyphenols so it's like an inconvenient junk food grape.

You obviously haven't tried the proper flavor.

Only lychee I've ever had was hard candy. They tasted the way toilet pucks smell.

Nothing like a perfectly ripe juicy pear. I find that they're only good for two or three days, they're not ripe before that and too ripe after. You need to feel it with your thumb every day. No worse feeling that biting into an unripened pear you thought would be soft and juicy.

What does this even taste like?

What?

Why are fruits native to the tropics superior to all other fruits?

Very sweet, floral, and delicate. The texture is fairly firm and juicy. Canned doesn't compare at all to fresh.

Like fruit punch flavor as a single fruit.

This but durian is awful like really awful.

They're really pretty but they don't have much flavour. I still like them though. They're really refreshing on a hot day

Sure I can, easily, Ataulfo mango - best tasting fruit on the planet.

climate

what do know thats how the fruit tastes

cake

fruit cake

I wanted to plant one in my house but it only likes cold places

nice try José

You should do stand up comedy

at some point in your life somebody called you a fruitcake and it hurt your feelings.

I like fruitcake though. Do you like it with rum or whiskey?

hail to the king baby

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>not knowing the king of all fruits

>blocks your shitty fruit

Tomato

Tomato

This thread is about food that's fruit, not food for fruits.

>No mention of Kiwano Melons

I'm glad no one has said kiwis. Fuck kiwis.

Hairy splatballs need not apply.

>the skin is the best part

such a stupid fruit

>ooh a peach!
>grab 1
>no satisfying fuzzy
>get slippery skinball instead

Step off and face your doom nectarine nigger, peaches are infinitely superior.

Clementines, tangerines, mandarins.

Or grapes.

Any Hawaiians in here?

Where my fucking /strawberry/ at?

Hawaiian papayas, guavas, and lilikoi are the best.

Thank you for giving lychees their well deserved praise, they're also my favourite fruit

Taeberries > ur shit

I like(d) it lightly buttered with a nice English tea.
But I haven't had it since I was a child when my Nan used to make it. Now she's in my thoughts.

Tried them today with my oatmeal. Surprisingly not shit. Will do again.

>31 carbs PER lychee
Google tells a different story. Where are you getting your data from?

POMEGRANATES I FUCKING LOVE POMEGRANATES THEY ARE FLAVORFUL JUICY AND HEALTHY WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT IN A FRUIT! PLUS CRACKING THEM OPEN IS FUN!

These are the sweetest and juiciest peaches in existance.

It's called the soapfruit family for a reason.

Tasty, but they tickle my throat in an unpleasant way.

disappointment: the fruit