Ring of Gyges

If you had the ring of Gyges and could make yourself invisible whenever you pleased, what would you do using it?

I would wish for three more wishes, and then have infinite wishes.

I would use it to go back in time and exploit the stock market.

I would use it to teleport myself to Vietnam and party.

Fondle children that I love

steal food from the grocery store and never work a day in my life/wear it when i sleep in the bushes at night so i dont get mugged.

I would sneak into every major holy site starting with The Dome of the Rock, the Western Wall, the Kaaba, and Peter's Basilica. I would wear the ring and spraypaint the following:

“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens

I'd take that shit and thro it into Mount Doom

>rob several massive banks' security trucks and stash the cash in bitcoin
>bit of rape
>probably unhealthy doses of lolitas

after being a fucking monstrosity to humanity for a couple short years, maybe settling down into fucking with politicians and other famous people live on nat-tv.

once the grizzled years settle in and i'm feeling like a piece of fucking garbage for annihilating the minds/emotional stabilities/lives of dozens -- if not hundreds -- of women and celebrities worldwide, i'd find ways to set up trust funds or something to donate annually to several children's hospitals and similar causes, help the people i fucked up magically leap ahead or grow beyond the trauma.

i'd write it all down or something and give the ring and a tattered, old (1800's?) journal with some insights into pros and cons and the mechanics of the ring with the comprehensive history on a flashdrive to some refugee or infidel child down on their luck, then go into some place i hate like an internationally renowned sjw safespace and the gun them down until the popo put a healthy amount of salad in me.

i'd replay all that shit as i'm dying to some faggot typing shit on some obscure, children's fantasy forum and momentarily possess the bitch so i could type this as one unnecessarily long-winded shartpost on the effervescent shitstained soul of humanity's next generations.

>samsara's cycles could never teach me, nor would i learn from a life of mistakes
>purposely torturing myself and others infinitely just to relive the idiocy as an eternal atonement for doing it the first time

I'd probably do like those guys in those invisible man/time stop JAVs and rape every qt I see.

It's interesting that rape is almost universally regarded as an irredeemable act, worse than murder even, but yet every guy confronted with this thought experiment seems to concede that he'd use his powers to rape.

I'd specifically hunt for men and women who dismiss rape, say they'd love it, or are open about rape or molestation fetishes. Always wonder how many of them are bluffing.

Otherwise I wouldn't touch a person without consent.

> but yet every guy confronted with this thought experiment seems to concede that he'd use his powers to rape.

Where do you think you are posting?

>not writing mene mene tekel parsin on the wailing wall

>It's interesting that rape is almost universally regarded as an irredeemable act, worse than murder even
literally by whom

By pretty much everyone? Are you just playing dumb here? Because this is kind of hard to miss.

finally look in a mirror without cringing

i think most people think that murder is worse. maybe its better to be shot in the head than brutally raped, but its probably better to get raped and released than tortured and murdered.

I'd rape. the whole world if I could. the elderly, babies. I'd break into a viagra factor and rape them all.

the invisible rape demon would infect ever ones lives so much being raped by me would become part of the human condition.

I would do it, that's the thing about the ring, it corrupts you by making you beyond reproval

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I would cook food and feed the poor with the homecooked meals.