There once was a man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
Taking ten bucks, a hobo agreed
As a straight man he'd anticipate glee
But when his prostrate got stimulated he came buckets.

how do you manage to screw up the metre on a basic limerick..

So fix it.

this doesn't really make sense. take out the word "but" in the last line.

how do you manage to screw up the metre on a basic limerick..

Shit I got mistaken about the definition of 'glee'.

do you speak english?

sigh

>There once was a man from Nantucket
>Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
>A hobo agreed so
>The man, on his knees
>Quickly disrobed and came buckets

there.

Yeah, but I'm not a native speaker.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
Taking ten bucks, a hobo agreed
Being straight, he prepared for misery
But when his prostrate got stimulated he came buckets.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
for ten bucks, a hobo agreed, I'd suck it
got on his knees and bared his tuchas
he got ready for pain, but came buckets

once upon valentine's day
cupid's bow went astray
cupid got drunk
his archery stunk
and that's how we got the first gay

>limerick
>five lines
how fucking retarded can you get

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
A hobo took a fee
And with anxiety
Got his prostate hammered and came buckets

This is the future of literature.

There once was a
straight man
from Nantucket
who had gay sex
-Rupi Kaur

amazing

10/10 post. I no longer regret still browsing this shithole for the moment.

incredible

Too many syllables in the two different ways lines

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said show me your ass and I'll fuck it
A hobo agreed
Took a fee to proceed
But when dick hit prostate he spunked buckets

my sides have splintered

Change spunked to came on the last line and we have a winner.

underrated