Is he the world's most impactful pseud?

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>Impact
I don't think lit, pol and reddit count as having impact.

The biggest pseud is Sam Harris or bill maher

I'm really starting to think a shitposting AI is coming up with these.

Also, why does Joe Rogan always have right-wing guests? I'm not expecting him to have Zizek on, but it seems one sided (granted, right-wing includes american libertarians, liberals and conservatives in this sense so it's kinda broad).

rogan might be an idiot but he doesn't deny it

What's his politics? How dedicated is his career to pirsuading other to adopt these views?

How so?

This is the correct answer, what a pompous fucking douche

what the fuck man?

he had all kinds of young roaches on I believe and most of the entertainers and science types he has on are all progressive liberals.

if by left you mean ironically stalinist but the irony itself is the ironic part and not the stalinism then you're going to have a hard time with yanks

The simple fact is Joe Rogan is enlightened. He plays it off and makes himself seem less knowledgeable than he actually is, and this is why his fanbase is the most intellectual. They've picked up on this fact, sometimes subconsciously, and are following the words and path of a true prophet. We should all relish in the fact that we were there during the first steps of a future world leader beginning to reach his tender tendrils onto the world stage. Thank god he's one of the good guys because if he wasn't, god help us all.

hows he a pseud? I know literally nothing about him outside of his movies

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A lot of bait posts here, but honestly he's pretty high up there but I'd have to Alex Jones takes the cake there

I'm and I've gotta say I agree with as well, at least for Bill. I've never acknowledged Harris

jre gets millions of downloads and has an actual fanbase, i can see him easily having more influence than some tv host like maher.

>Millions
Billions actually

Ignore him

t. someone vastly less intelligent than Obama

I don't think he pretends to be any kind of intellectual
he's just a pleb who spitballs whatever pleb shit he's got

*teleports behind you*

just hit this joint it will all be ok

Joe Rogan, Sam Harris, and Jordan Peterson are to online nerd leftists, as "cultural marxism" is to /pol/ and the alt-right.

cultural marxism is real tho

It has to be a prophet. I'll say Mohammad but only because I'm extremely xenophobic.

lmao fuck this guy

t. a Redditor who denies IQ disparities between blacks and normal people

top jej

He's the most impacted feces.

Would this be enough to get kicked out of the army? I'm not American so I don't know how it works, but don't you have to swear an oath of loyalty?

But he's part white, which makes a high IQ exception. That's the rules.

Joe Rogan, I'm gonna tell you something about me that you might not know - I smoke rocks.

Fuckin Tyrone

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