What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

Something gay. Sounds retarded.

>Veeky Forums worships DFW
>Veeky Forums despises literal modern day DFW
What did Veeky Forums mean by this?

>eating pure sugar and carbs

rotted teeth and diabesity

Who wrote this?

What is the source of this moronic quote?

Is this John Green?

But peanut butter is mostly fat and protein.

John Green

this sounds like one of those "hAVE u realisED" tumblr posts that really try to decompose things but end up being utterly axomatic and uniteresting

o h

Lmao this sounds like dfw

what animal is dr pepper made of?

>peanut butter and honey sandwich
Anglo cuisine at it's finest.

>Not eating healthy
Yeah, that is disgusting.

I've never read any Green but every thing I've seen posted here about him always revolves around food. Why does he talk about food so fucking much?

He's hungry for justice.

This is exactly like that passage in Consider the Lobster where Dave is talking about trying to forget anxiety in pro tennis matches.

It's exactly like that bit in anything that ever thinks it's being insightful about thinking ever.

>mfw I'm hearing Infinite Jest is not the only DFW book with tennis autism

Underrated.

It's been a while, but dfw doesn't mention tennis in consider the lobster, does he?

Yep

I immediately recognized Green by his painful "quirky pre-teen girl" dialogue. That's pretty sad.

This is like a sanitized, more boring, less insightful version of DFW. Awful stuff

pretentious dipshittery.
Here's something uncomfortable to think about: your heart is a muscle, and it never gets to relax.

There's no dialogue in that passage.

*Narration

he has been in Veeky Forums circle for too long and self-hating > suicidal thoughts is part of the course.

That's actually pretty badass

my heart is swole af

>Thought it was another edgy Adam Lanza blogpost
>It's John Green

There's a whole essay about a child tennis star and why she's a tragic hero.