Honor your favorite Greek God with a poem

Honor your favorite Greek God with a poem.

I will post pics for inspiration.

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time

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O Apollo with his lyre
Practicing beneath the pale fire
Of the looming moon
Why are you such a shit lyre player?
Go outside you
Nerd ass bitch

Poseidon

Apolo

Dionysios

Poseidon please have mercy on
A mariner like me
Forever lost, wind blown and tossed
Upon life's endless sea

>eeyy Apolo lemme suck dat dick
>your boypucci stank so good
>ayyy greekboi lemme dab on dat ass
>then you can succ on my wood

Zeus

this one is good. Simples, but good

This one should be Zeus

Hera

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O great omni-dad
The ultimate chad
With the largest wad
Lov'd by lass and lad
That when unclad
Drivest us mad
And we call not bad
If thou causest glad

Pan

Ares

Ceres

it's Dionysos

Of hops, chestnuts, cherries
Scents the goddess Ceres
Your end, no man can wish so
Long loved and endless lives so
In deep times only seas know
In deep times with Calypso