Can you please read to me user? :3

>can you please read to me user? :3

Have a seat.

Id read her some normie shit

is this from bladerunner 2049?

Yes

any of you guys ever read out loud to our Veeky Forums gfs? post about it, i wanna vicariously experience that level of cutesy comfiness

Nice shop, what was the original book?

Pnin

lel
That is the book in the film
I burst out laughing in the theatre when I saw it

No doubt the film makers thought they were being very deep having a replicant read to an AI a story about an insane liar misleading the reader

Are you telling me normies are going to be reading Pale Fire now?

I expect some will attempt to after seeing it in the film and give up after a page or two
Others will just read the description on wikipedia

>Veeky Forums gfs
you have way too much faith in us user

I lent a girl who was a Trotskyist my copy of The Dispossessed
She never returned it and hooked up with a Chad
Does that count?

>about an insane liar misleading the reader
you haven't read pale fire
it's a hypermetafictional text about the process of creation and how through the fictive and false a glimmer of truth appears by the very act. the fake narrator misinterpreting his own text and betraying small fragments of fact fits perfectly into how through Joe's false memory he comes to understand that Ana the memory architect herself IS the child.
>tfw you can't write your masterpiece about how the metareflexive elements of a text could correspond to the self consciousness of an AI evolving and trying to find its own authenticity
my ex and I used to read letters to a young poet by rilke to each other before bed

:(
:/
:3

Shadow of the waxwing slain
False azure of the windowpane
Ashen fluff
Reflected sky
Uhhhh, something something apple on a plate? Help me out here Veeky Forums

> HAVE YOU EVER READ A BOOK TO A YOUR LOVER?

CELLS

> GETTING PLAYFULLY CORRECTED BY A LOVER FOR MISPRONOUCING A WORD

I-INTERLINKED

> Everything looks good Capn', user is a human with a tortured and crushed soul

No, but my ex recited from memory a lengthy passage from Hamlet on our first date. She was drunk also and kinda giggling the whole time, was really cute.

I read Victorian and Edwardian poetry to my gf, mostly Hopkins and Housman

After watching Hamlet with an old gf before we were dating we slowly ended up in each others arms and I read her Swanns Way. Was comfy.

where do you find these girls

All of the stories you people tell about your gf so sad

Definitely not in college

Kind of a reassuring answer, unless you're being sarcastic. My college experience has been stumbling through STEM courses full of aloof indians and pallid redditors.

No I was being serious. I'm a senior now and in 4 years I've met one single girl I can think of who genuinely reads. Naturally she is in a relationship.

For all sad words men wish were deaf, The saddest are these, ">tfw no gf"

gf make my weewee tingle. you will remember catchy jingle

Girls cost many throes to bring forth
And when compared, the tits are little worth
Weak little things, unable to sustain
Their share of labour, and their bread to gain

I read some Tennyson and, uh, wrote her some poems

>tfw K has a better life than you

I used to read Cioran to my gf, now we prefer to have sex and watch movies together. We still read, but separately.

I tried but I don't think she really appreciates literature.

I’ve been reading the cosmicomics to my bf (gay) before bed, it’s very cosy.

How do I get someone to look at me like this

Do you pronounce tfw as letters as well?

Be pretty.

Yes. I missed that the most.