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imagine being this guy

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imagine he was fucking your mom. imagine waking up in the middle of the night to pee (of course you still live at home) and you see a post coital naked zizek walking down the hall eating a grilled cheese and scratching his hairy taint. Imagine that

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I can't say that I would mind. I would in all honestly probably ask him what the ideology behind cheating is.

I think being mark hamill would be pretty cool, so why wouldn't i imagine it?

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its my dream

ya got me

>tfw you will never be Zizek's son
>tfw you will never show him how wrong he is at 6 years old

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Getting paid to think sounds nice, I like thinking and do it a lot but nothing particularly profound ever comes out

what would you spend all those CIA millions on?

even if you are a cuck, feeling bad about being a cuck is still pathological, you just have to embrace it and traverse the fantasy or whatever psychoanalytical shit that is

>you will see Zizek Jr. rising to prominence as the world's leading technocommercialist accelerationist ideologue

>knew this was coming
>still barked anyways

based Zizek

>Spend all my time travelling around the world giving talks and psychoanalyzing pop culture, events, and movies
>nobody but Chomsky will ever call you out on anything because anybody who has the background to actually sift through the jargon is either a charlatan or a fan anyway
Idk sounds pretty lit to me

I've been listening to a lot of Chomsky lately and in terms of politics he, Zizek and Bifo Berardi are all really close despite some obvious differences. I can understand Chomsky dismissing the Lacanian parts of Zizek (but Zizek makes it work better than many if not most Lacanians), but in terms of politics they often say exactly the same thing.

I know I'm rambling, but now even Sam Harris talks about redistribution (or at least basic income) and it feels weird.

Imagine being that based Slovene and stumbling upon this thread while browsing the intertoobs.

I bet Zizek browses Veeky Forums. He has a thing for analyzing low brow media.

does he take emails?

*wipes nose* "And sho zee very temporal sheefts frrum present to pasht, frrum one being shending a message to another, there ish a symptom of Derridean tracings. And sho zee vanishing point here ish naht simply a physhical message, but zee obshervance that even in zee pasht, there ish post-ideological residue, and sho on and sho on." *pulls shirt*

Would you guys attend one of his lectures if you had the chance even if you don't agree with anything of what he says?

I like anime

No. He just recycles the same material so i've already heard it

Chomsky's analyses are may more "highbrow" for lack of a better word, while The Ziz just kind of generalizes out from low-culture. They do tend to land in the same general areas though.
It honestly feels closer to a rap beef than anything, since it's pretty clearly just a pride thing for one or likely both of them

Nah. Some guy from /leftypol/ asked him a question ages ago and mentioned that board and the chans and he had no idea what he was going on about

I did

Yeah, if it was being held near me.

Rly jogs your nogs

And for some reasons he has the same mannerisms and accent as his father

>Now my father, I love him but he was an hegelian marxist, you know, always talking about contradictions and so on, but my gott, are you aware nothing ever died of contradictions? Contradictions, I claim, are not what kills Capitalism, contrdictions are what Capitalims IS, and here I like to quote an old movie "Can't be reasoned with, can't be bargained with, and it will not stop" So again, Capitalism is the most revolutionary force the world has ever seen, and it will not stop and so on, so here I am for deterritorialization.

He mixes it up more than you might think. A large part of it is that people come to try and gotcha him or ask stupid questions. He is incredibly warm.

Wow. I can actually listen to him speak in Slovenian. Seriously, I would love to watch more of this guys stuff, but when he talks in English its like nails against the chalkboard.

You get used to it. I leave him on in the background on 1.25x or 1.5x speed and have no trouble listening to him while doing something else. It's crazy how often I end up quoting him in conversations despite not studying him almost at all and never really pondering his ideas.

He, Sam Hyde, and myself are constantly plucking at our shirts around the center of our chests. I think it comes from a deep dissatisfaction and loneliness, reflected in the vagus nerve

i imagine he's too busy for any social media, he probably just watches movies when he's not writing or delivering speeches

I kinda enjoy his manner of speech.

Thats awesome how proud he is that his son proved him wrong.

the thing i take away from this video is that a six year old can come up with your average anti-communist argument

In this video he's speaking croatian, not slovenian...

>have hot wife, media connections
>appear in multiple films
>print literal dozens of books
>know that thousands of followers who will listen to anything you say, no matter how batshit insane
That's the life my guy.