>Favorite philosopher
>How many girls you've fucked
Stirner.
7.
>Favorite philosopher
>How many girls you've fucked
Stirner.
7.
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Adolf Hitler.
7,419.
Marx
0
Schopenhauer
0
you failed
Peterson
I don't even bother counting anymore
Heidegger
0
Beauvoir
243
/b/-tier thread btw
Jean baudrillard
The other day i touched butts with a girl.
nice salt virgin
Aquinas
0
Stirner
20 girls
30 girls (male)
John Gray
1
John Green
I didn't even have sex, I just lay beside her
Heidegger/Spinoza
4 or 5
Sam Harris
0 girls
70 guys
Nietszche.
0 girls, 2 guys.
Plato
9?
Derrida
54,372
Ellul, 0 girls, 5 guys
but then I deconstructed them and they were men in dresses
8
Baudrillard
does f-list count as 'fucking'?
Lacan
There is no such thing as sexual relations user
Heraclitus
0
Do the girls have to exist in reality?
Wittgenstein
1
I bet they were all under age you sick pedophile
How do the french get away with it
Camus
2 girls. 1 guy.
kek
Marcus Aurelius
12
22 years old
Nobody asked for your age ffs
Wittgenstein, 8
Aristotle
0
Plato
24
>Plato
>3 or 4. I’m not sure
Walter Benjamin.
Do prostitutes count?
they do, because if they don’t then this whole thread is even less meaningful
theres an lack of 0's. I think youre all lying
>Kierkegaard
>0
I ate an Iranians bushy pussy tho
any tips?
Seneca
14
>Do prostitutes count?
No, because you're probably not going to see them again anyway.
Then 1.
why would you do that... and how did you find an iranian woman that wasn’t guarded by 50 men
That's a lie, I'm a recurring client for one.
Cioran
5
>She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference.
Not a philosopher
Camus
14-15 depending if we count a whiskey dick
Derrida wasn't a philosopher
i fucked a prostitute who had a boyfriend, was she cheating?
Deleuze
0 girls, several animals without organs, several potatoes and a patch of grass
Deleuze
3
Only if she considered you to be a prostitute at the same time. Prostitute-client confidentiality would then be established both ways. Its a neat trick.
Kierkegaard
0
Berkeley
0
Schopenhauer.
0.
Foucault
3 girls
2 guys
i've never kissed a girl
Hegel
1
0 girls
but maybe 6 guys and by 9 guys
peter sloterdijk
Nietzsche
0
Dennett
Stopped counting at 50.
Wish i kept count, so I could stop at 69
There more patrician the philosopher, the lower the partner count.
I don't read philosophy.
2.
Only if the boyfriend didn't know she was a prostitute
schopenhauer
-1
Aquinas
0
-1?
Seneca
5
Nietzsche
1
She pegged him, probably. Or he fucked a post-op tranny and only found out later
Steroids and confidence
the real tip would be to stop looking for waifus and cuties and start looking for girls who are looking to get paid attention to for a night and fuck
Wittgenstein
33
Plato
1 2 if you count god
Nice job user
suppose truth is a woman
>me
>2
I lost count of how many girls / traps blew me though
Aristotle
3
Not sure I would count 2 of them since I couldn't stay hard inside and had to finish with a handjob. Third one was a hooker that I paid for just to prove I could have sex. Turns out I just can't get intimate with somebody I actually care about.
>tfw the sun also rises
Myself
0
Realize the beauty of the inside of a fig or a fresh baked loaf when you look at it also dude just don't worry about death lol
Hegel
0
Kill me.
Are you me?
Awful thread OP.
Marx
11 girls, maybe 6 guys?
Also
>the bisexual representation in this thread
kill yourselves, faggots. this is a redpilled, Christian board, and you are not welcome here
hideaki anno
ive long since lost count. i go to SEA, and i cant understate this, a lot.
I've studied him most, so, Hegel.
Don't see the allure of sex, or intimate relationships beyond friends, so, 0.
Cioran
0
Cioran is for the chronically antisocial and insecure fuck off normie
>a hunchback virgin (known autist)
>somewhere near 20
We were here long before you left your containment board boo~
Derrida
I don't keep track of the dudes I fuck
I said LEAVE, FAGGOTS!
Philosophy is for nerds
0
wittgenstein
0
>calling anyone a nerd
>0 sex
...
Russel
3
Jesus Christ
1
Parfit
15 girls, 4 guys
Damn bruv you need to get out and meet new alter boys