Write the cringiest opening sentence you can

Write the cringiest opening sentence you can.

The world might be capable of becoming a better place, but it will never be a truly good place.

Only one enemy remains; 2 if you count OP

There is no such thing as a beginning; what one can provide is, at the most, a time stamp for the universe.

Another day in skin, another day in sin

*Record scratch* Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation.

Grandmother use to love watching the rain while writing letters; she had a twinkle of divinity in her cataract ridden eyes.

Kek, I love it.

The newspaper printing press machine looked like a piano

That was the day I left Xelscheor forever , this is my story