Excerpt from John Green's latest novel

Excerpt from John Green's latest novel.

What do you guys think?

Redit spacing?

John? Is that you?

I take some solace in the fact that his ENTER key will wear out sooner and he'll have to buy a new keyboard.

>1 line = 1 sentence

the state of liberals

Well that's one way to cover the fact that you are incapable of writing a a complex compound sentence.

>Liberals are smarter than me and I feel threatened by them so blame everything on them: the post
Wtg, smart guy! Two thumbs up!

t. living in a red state

Reddit writing.

>look at all these artists I know

> , incidentally.
> , at least.
> , as well.
> , of course.

all of you in this thread are pseud garbage, this is from wittgenstein's mistress you fucking plebs

Which in itself is a second rate Beckett rip off, so I'm not entirely surprised someone tried to use it to bait lit pseuds.

List of poor artists

>well well

and you thought had had was bad

Russell wrote this??

Well then she was a terrible writer too.

I haven't read Wittgenstein's mistress but I gotta admit I didn't like this fragment.

>tfw you're about to remark on the sparse beauty of these lines and you're even prepared, in spite of everything, to give Green another chance in light of his surprisingly deep knowledge of art history and his transformed style.

fuck ya I passed the test. eat my dick pseuds, no naked emperor's gonna be foolin' me!

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Wow , whos the angel?

everybody on this board is a such a bowtie ass shirt tucked in hall monitor snitch

Coal burner Stoya.
She will go first on the day of the rake.

Sure she will, sweetie, now go clean your room.

I thought he was gay.

>liberals
>smart
Liberals are passive morons who can't even stand up for themselves.

>can't spot david markson
kill yourselves pseuds

she was a good performer slut but turned out to be coal burner

Ready Player One for painters

That fucking "Too, ".

Wow she is a pornwoman, cant believe a person so full of beauty would degrade herself like that. Regardless of her faults, I will still be here waiting for her when shd realizes that what shes being doing with her life is a mistake

>OP filtering plebs.
Beautiful

Shitty use of ,,,,,,,

This was clearly a double pronged attack to find triple pseuds that would call out other pseuds for being pseuds while being pseuds themselves, it seems you have fallen for the grandest trap of them all my friend, which in my 4D chess game was always only the natural conclusion to things""""" he said while tipping his FEDORA TIP TIP TIP TIP TIP TIP TIP

fucking underrated.

"A modern classic"

What's the point of cherry-picking the very worst part. It proves nothing

Are you from reddit? Get lost

>creatives who spent their lives doing something they enjoyed
>sad because they didn't wreck themselves by getting rich

I know this isn't john green but it might as well be.

>keeps shitting out YA novels in desperate attempt to write a modern, sanitized version of Catcher in the Rye
>even his covers are designed with that in mind

That's not true about gogh and vermeer, is it?

John green's opus is infintely superior to that infantile rape meme novel

Spending any amount of time with you would undoubtedly be a greater mistake.

How so?
You've never spent any time with me as far as I'm concerned so how can you say that it would be a greater mistake? Very foolish to make such a baseless assumption

TAKE IT BACK

Your posts are evidence enough

>hi user!
>I'm so glad you realised that your life up until now has been a mistake
>bye user!