Why isn't Marx revered by /r9k/?

>Biggest materialist
>His writings inspire Stalin, biggest STEMfag, to write "Dialectical and Historical Materialism" which is pretty much "I Fucking Love Science" for communists
>"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
>Racist, thinks that imperialism and colonialism was often justified in bringing brown people "democracy" e.g. his views on British India
>NEET, a common virtue with R9000s
>Spends all his days making autistic rants about how things acquire value when literally no one cares
>That Chad, Max Stirner, stokes the ire of Marx's autism in such a way that he devotes an entire chapter in German Ideology on "Saint Max"
>Wrote the first autistic manifesto before Elliot Rodgers

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Mod here, I will delete this since it was meant to be adressed to /r9k/

poor asthetics

Because /r9k/ isn't Reddit, stupid redditor

R9k and lit have the same userbase. Does this shock you?

I agree with OP.

A part from NEETdom nothing here aligns with /r9k/. Terrible thread OP.

He was a Chad, like a big borgie Chad. Along with his chad buddy Engels.

Also why would /r9k/ like materialism and STEM. We know those things are for normies and are futile for awakened minds.

Just fuck off /r/Chapotraphouse, you aren't being cool with the kids.

OP is a prophet. Others are just jealous.

Did Marx know of the jew?

Karl Marx was literally a chad growing up tho

He was president of his frat

>NEET
Comfirmed for never having heard about Marx. He was a scholar, he truly fit the stereotype of "library rat". He would wake up at 8am, study and write until 10pm, get shitfaced with Engels, go to sleep, rinse and repet. That was his routine for most of his life.

Pic related: part of his Collected Works.

Why isn't Marx revered by Capitalists?

All Communist regimes have to offer is lifelong employment for the worship of money. Marx successfully sold Capitalism to its enemies by simply putting different letters behind the -ism.

AEPi isnt a frat

he was one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jewish_Question

>do you want to work your whole life for someone else in the hopes that the market will eventually regulate itself?
>nNOOO1!1
>do you want to work your whole life for someone else...just because?
>da comrade!

What is egoism under communism? You can band with whoever you like, and there's no such thing as a completely individualist society. Of course, you're going to have to live with and off other people to have any sort of civilisation. Otherwise, go be Robinson Crusoe.

Plus, you're forgetting the whole part about post-scarcity, where you'd be working far less hours and get more of what you want, which is, kind of, you know, the appeal of communism.

Max "fuck you, what a jew" Stirner in the HOOOOOOUUUUUSSSSE

You might be retarded

No Communist regime has ever been closer to overcoming scarcity of any kind than the day it came to power since all Communist regimes are indistinguishable from Capitalist ones in their founding myth of lifelong work as a vital moral virtue.

life long work in capitalism is a net positive though

Communists think it's a net positive in Communism too. Hence them being exactly the same. I'm not even being edgy. The sound cluster behind the -ism is the ONLY difference.