>meet girl who likes books
>"Oh, what do you read?"
>"0mg i luv harry potterrrr xD!!"
Meet girl who likes books
haha us patricians right, frogbro?
Don't feel ashamed user, your favorite book can be whatever you want it to be.
>meet girl who likes books
>she says hello
>stare at her legs
>leave without saying a word
>meet girl who likes books
>"Oh, waht do you read?"
>Well, I..
>Harry Potter is for children you know
>Wha...
>READ SOME HAROLD BLOOM
>Excu..
>No. Let me explain something to you. You don't know REAL literature. Not like I do. Harry Potter is the manifestation of an ignorant and womanish culture. I don't need your vagina. Goobye!
*feet
>he doesn't lay in bed and read his own poetry to her
>meet girl doing english lit
>oh, who's your favourite author?
>"I love F. Scott Fitzgerald!"
>F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Literally nothing wrong with this.
Tender is the Night > most of the memeshit this board reads