Help me create my pen name, Veeky Forums

Just name yourself after the last sandwich you ate.
eg, I'd be Triple Bacon Deluxe

Tyrone Osaka Gonzalez
Jamal Pyongyang Hernandez
DeShawn Jakarta Rodriguez

or M.F. might be better

Cucky McCuckerCuck

I'm sorry, that should be McCuckercuck. I mistakenly capitalized the last cuck.

Carlos Danger

Why are all suggestions so shitty

>First name: Your first pet or stuffed animal's name
>Last name: The street you lived on as a child

>Abel Tilden

>Muscade Perret
0o

Someone give this poor woman some water!

Pidor MacNigus

Two Stink Dinky desu senpai

>Boris Pavlov

I'm not even Russian. Fine, I'll just write 800k word novels.

Bette Vash

Christoforo Chano

Bernest Borgnine

Ernest goes to Camp Borgnine

Vic Vinegar

Hugh Mungus

Rodobald St. Jeronimo

Ernest goes to Camp Borg 9

It's a Star Trek pastiche in which Ernest brings the Borg to their knees by spilling apple juice on their mainframe after being assimilated. 8/10, better than the Orville.

This is for your porn name rather than a nom de plume.

Still though,

Snoopy Bynes.

Sauce?

Here's what I did. I took the first initials of each of my names, first and last. Then I took the syllables as well. Then I considered my family name, which is Latin. Then I took a different first name that started with the same letter and had the same syllables. I did the same for my last name, but took greater consideration for the ethnic background, in my case being Italian, and applied it as such.

I think this is one of the best ways to have a legitimate sounding pen name because if you pick some actor sounding shit you're just a larping faggot. By my method I believe you could cover your name and keep it sounding legitimately real while still being a cover.

Dick Weerdly
Shane Fulorgy
Heathcotte Pursuit

Saben Shaw

Dali Dublin
nice

If you don't go with this I'm taking it mother fucker.

Godzilla Clairmont

go ahead man, I kinda like my name better

If your name is cooler than that I wanna hear it.

My name is Charles "Cocka" Boo

who is that brazen brazilian

I genuinely hope it is.

Shaq Beijing Chong

I want to give her white babies

>chong
You fuckig cretin

LaMarcus Bankok Santos

Moosey 9th. Or Moosey ix

>David Fitzroy

Not bad.

Leontius Reis.

>Lulu Pesante

Guess I'm a hispanic woman now writing about the dual hardship of being a minority under the harsh oppression of the patriarchy.

Toby Fortress. Could get used to that.

Jack Elliot

Not bad.

Dana Naberezhnaya. High-brow literature for middle-brow crowd.

Nick 10B

Tyrese Manila Cruz

Tomasso di Fagottino

Mimi Harcourt

Pretty aesthetic...

Neil Sorge
I was born to write YA science fiction

Beyonce Hilary Luther Kang

William Laurozak
Not bad, I guess?

Demarius Gwadar Ferrero

Goldie Eaton Wood
Sounds like I'll be writing gay erotica, so.

Billowous Cock

Dopey Oak.....ermmm

Lebron Manila Cruz

Pinky Marconi
Nice

Blacky Stefan

Sounds like a black gay pornstar.

Taylor Olinda

Pork Dick Pete

Ollie Pascal von Lighterwood

Blue Silver Beach???

Sparky Buckingham

definitely a porn name, maybe nom de guerre

Platter Teddy Holzweg.

wat

Gragnock main street

Stephen Von Daunbe and strictly write in Hungarian

Or

Francic De Seine and write in French

Inspired by my boy George Orwell, you say your country, pick a standard name and pick a river you like. Real simple

Nalle Abraham

>Sally Kings
Guess I better start writing some YA fan fiction

>Rocky Campbell

I don't know about this.

TRVE ROMAN BREAD

Haroldo Antoni Faggotini

Casper Norwich

James Baqdad Sabrosa

Aye bruv you from East Anglia?

Kraakie Anne Frank

Cuddles Inwood

LaShawna Konya Salazar

>Pudding Callie
>Bonnie Callie
>Ike Callie
Can't remember who I got first desu.

D'Angelo Davao Domínguez

Otto Pythagoras

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