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>faust
>a frolic of his own
>beautiful losers
>none
>law

>The book of Chad (from the apocrypha)
>The Chad Chronicle (the proto-Human epic)
>**Insert theoretical Ayn Rand novel**

>Chad

>Chadian Studies

>As I Lay Dying (Faulkner)
>Complete Stories (O'Connor)
>Blood Meridian (McCarthy)
I'd tie any of those with Twain, whom I revisit often

>Assistant English teacher in Japan

>English (min. comparative literature)
>Classics (min. Latin poetry)

>The Decline of the West
>The Culture of Critique
>Revolt Against the Modern World
>forklift operator
>implying I'd voluntarily join leftist indoctriantion program

>The Vegetarian
>The Stranger
>The Sun Also Rises
>Retail
>None

>Likes bokack = pleb

Eddy

Yes, mining the invaluable data about socially reclusive teenagers' reading preferences.

The Sound and the Fury
The Name of the Rose
2666

Supermarket night crew

English (dropped out, no degree)

>As I Lay Dying
>The Winter of Our Discontent
>Flowers for Algernon

>Freelance copywriter (Corporate film)

>English major, Linguistics minor

How wrong is it that I can't think of a single book I'd list as my favorite? I guess I'll go with The Peloponnesian War, Crime and Punishment, and A History of Ethics by MacIntyre.

I can certainly tell you that the worst book I ever fucking read in my life was The Name of the Wind. And this is coming from a person that's gone through a lot of bad fantasy. Smut on literotica and hentai-foundry is better than that stinking pile of shit. And I read that over six years ago. Palpatine was right: hate really is stronger than love.

>In Search of Lost Time
>The Brothers Karamazov
>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>marketing - content writing, search engine, social media, analytics, and i want to write short stories and distribute them as one distributes a blog
>communication

Harry Potter
Ready Player One
The Confederacy of Dunces
Majoring in math, $400k entry level job already lined up

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>Capitalist Realism
>The Conspiracy Against The Human Race
>Journey to the End of the Night
>CSO for a small meat-producing company
>never went

Spotted the b8

>My Immortal
>Finnegans Wake
>The Stranger
>NEET
>Economics

>War and Peace
>Anna Karenina
>The Brothers Karamazov
>NEET
>Finance, starting law school next year.

>botns, lotr, crime and punishment
>recently unemployed (was an exterminator)
>computer science
JUST

Voyage au bout de la nuit
Doktor Faustus
Putkinotko
Security guard
Biblical studies

>Reply
Harry Potter
Captain Underpants
The Critique of Pure Reason
Neuroscience
Physician

>The Deeps of Deliverance
>The Angel Maker
>Tirza
>None
>None

>computer science
>unemployed

Literally what the fuck are you doing

CS is booming

>The Castle
>The Brothers Karamazov
>Moby Dick

>Lawyer
>Philosophy and English Lit

>The Communist Manifesto
>Das Kapital
>The God Delusion

>professional CSGO player
>Communications

>A man without qualities
>Moby Dick
>Seiobo there below
>none
>History/ICT

>>professional CSGO player
>>Communications
The meme potential

>Augustus
>The Fall
>The Castle
>Student
>Mathematics

I'm a canadacuck. It's not booming here.

Also, I got shitty grades.

I enjoyed this thank you

youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo

???

karamazov brothers, crying lot of 49, Kafka's Metamorphises. Student. Mathematics.

We work together

>either/or, galatic pot healer, trout fishing in america
>musician
>one year of studied Phil up to the early moderns for one year

>he watches bojack and morty

Thus Spoke Zarathustra, In the First Circle, and the Iliad > no job > philosophy/linguistics,

>Lolita
>Papillon
>The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

>>In Search of Lost Time
>>The Brothers Karamazov
>>A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
The real meme trilogy?

>Bank
>Economist/business admin

>>The Communist Manifesto
>>Das Kapital
>>The God Delusion

top zozzle

>Gulliver's Travels
>The Screwrape Letters
>Man's Search for Meaning
>Management Consulting
>Economics

>The Phantom Tollbooth
>Death of Ivan Illych
>Sculpting in Time
>Advertising Copywriter
>Advertising

>The Recognitions
>Under the Volcano
>Portrait

>Lab slave
>Physics

>the New Testament
>don quixote
>Count of Monte Cristo
>writer, oddly enough
>Mechanical Engineer, even more fucked up

Kinda related (the name is taken from it), but it's this:

youtube.com/watch?v=qdv6Q68EutU

I actually think it's a brilliant subversion/commentary on "alternate" teen subcultures.

>an ME who's not a rabid rick-and-morty-quoting living meme
You are a rare breed, user

cool person

> Moby Dick
> Augustine's Confessions
> The Iliad
classics major

>The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam
>The World as Will and Representation
>Civilization and It's Discontents
>Student/Student worker
>Philosophy/German

>short stories with lewd dragons
>ulysses
>finnegan's wake
>researcher
>mathematics

Chasm City
Phenomenology of Spirit
VALIS
Librarian
History/Philosophy

>He can't find work in non-boom industries
>He got a degree in something he sucks at
LOL

>Flowers for Algernon
>Our Mathematical Universe
>Ishmael

>HVAC Controls Programmer

>None

I can't agree more, NotW is hot garbage

(In chronological order)
>catcher in the rye
>paradise lost
>beyond good and evil
>dog walker
>philosophy

Correction
Seiobo There Below
Rings of Saturn
Unemployed
English

>Sculpting in Time

Nice

th-thanks user

>2001: A Space Oddessy
>Dune
>The Beach

Work as a geotechnical engineer

what do americans mean by "major"

serious question

(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)
1. 2666
2. The Plague
3. Demian
> Cryostat Operator
> Psychology

Why do yuros pretend to be obtuse regarding American custom when they spend every minute obsessing over it?

muthafucka you sound like a character in voyage au bout de la nuit

>Lolita
>120 Days of Sodom
>Naked Lunch
>Middle School Teacher
>Education

ur like lenny in the simpsons when he says plz dont tell anyone how i live

>this insecure

i'm genuinely curious. is it equal to a bachelors degree? why do you spend 4 years on it then?

kek

You need to burn.

>Either/Or
>the Gay Science
>Notes from Underground

>mobile technology sales
>cognitive science

forgot pic

yes, it is the subject in which you receive your degree

A major is a path to a degree
Like I have a history B.A. now but two years ago I was just a history major

thanks i thought maybe minor=ba and major=ma

LOTR
Blood Meridian
War and Peace
Majored in English and now I work as a panhandler under an overpass.

>The Short Stories of Ernest Hemingway
>Technological Slavery
>Beowulf

>Work at energy start-up kind of a mix of consulting and data science

>Applied Math/Statistics

I am still in the pleb stages.

No, that's wrong. You're retarded.

Fellow ME here, although I'm 2 years in and will be changing my major to math education next semester.

Favorite books:

The Iliad
The Symposium
Watership Down

I run a supplemental instruction session for my university for $9/hour

That's super accurate actually. I made my gf stop talking to her friend cuz he told people how I lived. Unforgivable. Only because people are such judgmental cunts tho. The insanity of apes laughing at each other over circumstance, sentient atoms endlessly sorting, better worse, bottom top and on and on and on. But I'm the biggest joke of all, that sentient ape aware of the absurdity, and somehow doubling down on inequality insecurity. What a punchline.

Just out of curiosity, how exactly did you arrive at your perception, what was it about the combination of books and dog walker that made my emotional-mental state so obvious to you? Is it because someone who at least has pretentious to intelligence and a shit job must be insecure? Humor me.

Nicer than Nice. Brought tears to my eyes.

>spending 4 years and paying 70k for a bachelors degree
>expects everyone to know the details of this """major education"""
>not retarded

>Invisible Cities
>The Iliad
>Miss Lonelyhearts

>just finished high school
>no idea what i'm going to study

pls dont hate i am new

i have a feeling that this is gonna be me in a few years. any advice?

>just finished school
>no idea what to do
youre not alone user, Im here too

yo senpai picked up that same faulkner novel the other day

and what's your favorite o'connor story

Tender is the Night
Dead Souls
Old Man and the Sea

destitute neet

honours english

>Moby-Dick
>To The Lighthouse
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>coffee barista because living the meme
>n/a

just getting into literature. i'm having a lot of fun so far. y'all are cool. currently reading inferno--much more bizarre and morbid than i expected for the time. the history behind the text is super neat too. the guy who wrote the Penguin Edition introduction really helped me contextualize the material, which i typically neglect. i just like the story. the "impact" doesn't usually garner my attention but Dante's significance in lit was pretty fun to read about.
can anyone recc essential /depressive/ lit? not something too modern pls. or long.

Just bought tender is the night off eBay, looking forward to it...how was it? I'm currently in the middle of his short stories, f Scott's great. Did you read the crack up? Poor guy was tortured inside.

>a portrait of the artist
>walden
>post office
>web dev
>none

I like it more than Gatsby
the first act gives me warm, happy feelings like no other novel

the unconsoled
skylark
the waves
admin drone
music

>front line Stalingrad
>Storm of Steel
>Tours of Duty

>Dropped out of college
>Welder

>House of Leaves
>Slaughterhouse V
>As I Lay Dying
>Kitchen Manager
>Chemistry

My expectations are perfectly reasonable, and if you weren't blind and deaf to reason (as all the retarded are) you would agree :)

>House of Leaves
>>Slaughterhouse V
>>As I Lay Dying
One of these things is not like the other

you're new, young, and have good taste. Turn around and never look back.

>Suttree
>The Trial
>Blood Meridian
>Mao II
>work in a mail room during the summer
>Math but probably going to change to English.

Short History of Decay by Emil Cioran.
Peace by Gene Wolfe.
Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde.
Landscaping.
English.

>The Crusades by Thomas Asbridge
>The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
>Wild by Cheryl Strayed

>Assistant Community Director (Residence Life) at a major university
>English BA, currently in MA

>>Assistant Community Director (Residence Life) at a major university
You must be a massive douchebag

>The Crusades by Thomas Asbridge
Been thinking about reading this. Why do you like it so much?