Walk in

>walk in
>see this
wut do?

>cthulhu mythos
>not dream cycle
Plebeian as fuck.

>walk out
>shake it all about

Me: nice book, are you 16?
Explanation: Lovercraft is for teens

I wish she would beat me up and put in a chastity cage.

Tell her that I enjoy reading racists too

Dyed hair, readers beware

>unzips tentacle

Kick her in the head until her hair turns red.

RAPE

girl

>that Hair
>those Jeans
Fuck out of my house you crazy bitch

Obviously just walk past because she's a pleb that listens to music while reading.

Share our hate to nigger in general.

she could be trying to drown out noise. but you're probably right.

Show her my lovecraftian-esque penor

Show her my katana collection

Tickle her.

This unless it's white noise

go to the store and buy her some hair dye

Underrated post.

Kek'd

Ask her: "R U DEFECATING?"

"R U DEFECATING IN GENERAL, GURL?"

fpbp

"BECAUSE I AM DEFECATING RIGHT NOW! XD"

It will teach her something important in life. She will realize how unimportant one's looks, fashion, and style are in the face of defecating adversary.

360 and walk away

succccc

You'd be facing the same direction as before. Idiot.

Sometimes I wonder if you people actually read or just pretend to.

It's /v/ x-box 360 joke...

are you stupid? if you turn 360 degrees you'll go the other direction. are you an American?

I would probably just leave her alone. She seems to be interested in that book.

360 and moonwalk away

Talking to copypasta is always fine, but when replies to copypasta become meta-copypasta, talking to meta-copypasta becomes newfag indicator.

>Headphones while reading
Turn 360 and walk away

t. newfag

I would ask her if the funny miskatonic man is worth reading. His odd form of racism combined with all the tentacle memes tells me I should get to him one day.

Gtfo before her boyfriend Danny Phantom fucks me up.

wonder why (OP) is a complete and utter faggot.

Walk in where

kek

u see this cutie in ur bed, what do?

What's wrong with reading with earphones?

Jizz on her face and walk away.

throw him over mura to slovenia with great precision so he doesn't accidentally fall to austria or italy

Just goes back to the "reading with music" debate. If it distracts you, it distracts you; if it doesn't, it doesn't.

Quietly back away, drink a few glasses of water and two beers, sneak back in, and drench her in piss.

dream cycle is trash you tryhard contrarian

try not to rape?