ITT: Books women can't understand

I'll start

My girlfriend’s favorite book is Moby-Dick

Does she understand it?

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Any book that has empathy for men

Count of Monte Cristo

Oh wait I just realised that joke doesn't work without a photo of me

Op btfo

that quote on the front is so gay

Books non-whalers can't understand

Yeah I agree, still think it's the best cover and the novel is really good too.

During my university classes, every woman said that Santiago should have dumped the fish he had caught and that he was "recklessly stupid and stubborn".

Saul Bellow's entire body of work.

prove me wrong

This is such a good work, both independently and as the capstone to both his works and his life.

They got point though, just because you see penis between your legs doesn't necessary mean you need to act like an idiot.

t. Female

Some people don't need to act stupid to be recognized as a "man"

Striving to achieve something despite all difficulties does not equate to acting like an idiot in that case. Quite the contrary. It is a great thing to see a man continue their quest in order to prove to other people, but most importantly, to himself, that he is capable of doing the thing he decided to do, despite having the option to give up and return to safety. Even if it ends tragically for the protagonist, it is a thousand times better to have tried and have failed, than to have never tried at all. Females/numales do not have the mental capability to understand that.

Catcher in the Rye

>Females/numales do not have the mental capability to understand that.
Nice try.

>t. oblivious numale

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your diary desu

Good point!

a woman invented the term bromance because friendship is alien to women

lol

No courage, no honor, competitiveness destroys communities. Toxic masculinity MUST be destroyed.

first time i heard that

women inventing, i mean.

This legitimately made me mad.
>t. fisherman

Why are you, memelords, so obsessed about what women can't understand?
Trying to prove something to yourself ?
Are you really that insecure in front of women ?

trying to map out the boundaries of female consciousness

see, we cant even have scientific endeavours w/o your aggressive shrieking

Lolita desu senpai
Stoner

Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sea.
Most epics.

my diary desu

roastie detected

>unironic gender bait
Veeky Forums isn't a brainlet board

kek

please leave

but user, it HAS worked already