Another calm...

>another calm, peaceful night sitting in my ancient University of Oxford dormitory which has previously been occupied by renowned thinkers, politicians and scientists
>listening to some late 1970's ballads and genuinely tearing up as I sit in the dark by my leaded window and look down at the shadows across the quad
>just wished my hopefully soon-to-be aristocratic girlfriend good night and she said told me she hopes she dreams about me "again"
>glass of cold water on my desk just begging to be sipped or gulped
>tfw reminding myself that I have at lest another two-and-a-half years at this university and getting a sudden jolt of excitement that makes me want to hug somebody
>tfw have an early lecture tomorrow but a free afternoon
>may take a trip into London with my hopefully soon-to-be aristocratic girlfriend to see some live music or go or a nice dinner somewhere
>tfw I literally met a peripheral member of the royal family this afternoon who seems to want to take me under his wing so that I can give him some working class credibility

Holy flip you guys, I have an extensive imagination but I literally did not expect to have such an amazing experience here at the University of Oxford. I'm going to hit the sack in a short while, but right now I simply must savour every moment because I know I will look back on this period of my life with sheer incredulity at how perfect it was.

>>tfw I literally met a peripheral member of the royal family this afternoon who seems to want to take me under his wing so that I can give him some working class credibility
wasn't feeling this one until here

how are your grades?

>I have an extensive imagination
Tell me about it, though you seem to be running out steam (the glass of water part). Restrain yourself from posting more than twice a day, I don't want your posts going to shit like those by the london autist.

It's worthless to speculate on my academic performance after so short a time spent here at the University of Oxford. After the formal examination period is over I'll be happy to share my "grades" with you. I am surprised by how easily I have grasped even the most complex theories and critical approaches discussed in the lectures thus far. Even some of my fellow students who I assumed were very intelligent, partly because of the extremely expensive and Elite schools they attended, asked several questions which I would have been embarrassed to ask in front of a crowd. My lecture notes are perfectly organized and my reading plan is detailed enough to allow me to know when I can allocate several hours, or even an entire evening, to recreation. I've signed up to some societies but have yet to seriously take part in any of them, and since I have started spending time with this girl I can't see myself having much time to do so.

Her latest text reads: "Arrggh I can't sleep! Wish you were here with me [sad emoji]"

I'm not even going to reply.

and then you woke up

You must've watched Rick and Morty.

>not getting up at 4am to go rowing
You'll never make it with that attitude

what are you majoring in, OP?