Ahh yes. Fall in New York City. The crisp autumn leaves stirring in the dew, the 75 degree chill nipping under your scarf, the humid bum piss wafting in the breeze. It's time once more for a comfy literary bourdoir of the true intellectual masters of the Next Great American Novel to congregrate and exchange our most austere musings.
If you weren't addmitted eneterance to the last postmodern-themed meetup at Times Sq Sbarros, maybe your year of study will help you pass this years enterance exam, themed: Sincerity. Location to be revealed upon acceptance to the most exclusive and scholarded literatti in the biggest of all cities.
Cooper Anderson
Also, reminder that we don't want to see any women, liberals, Jews, or non-whites.
Easton Price
Do people actually think this is what New York is like? All the pseudointellectuals I know hang out in the Hungarian Pastry Shop
Charles Lewis
>not the Union Square Think Coffee uptownies get out
Nolan Hall
>Union Square Yeah I sure have those millions and millions of dollars to afford a studio in Greenwich or Midtown
Sebastian Bell
I ain’t going to fucking Harlem
Matthew Miller
>Not liking Harlem I bet you think uptown is scary
Ian Ward
I'm redpilled, you fucking moron
Luis Parker
>redpilled
Blake Anderson
>The area of town with some of the best culture >Where some of the best poets and artists in the city's history have come from >"Oh no but they're black people and /pol/ tells me they're evil"
Michael White
yeah great ""culture"" and "artists" if you like twerking and rape, I guess
Jaxon Sanchez
not interested in dirty illiterate scum
wouldn't be caught dead with you bunch
Isaiah Morris
>Langston Hughes >Zora Neale Hurston >New York Jazz Yeah but sure it's all just twerking amirite
Kevin Jackson
>best culture
Winos, junkies and crackheads Thieves, rapists and murderers Plus a generous portion of AIDS
Alexander Gray
twerking is literally better than all of these things
Charles Long
>women and blacks Don't you have some cuck porn to watch, feminist retard?
Jose Bennett
>As if the Village wasn't the absolute center of the AIDS epidemic in NYC
Connor Peterson
None of you would have the balls to say this shit irl. The guy's right about Hungarian but
>Literary meetup
How can you all read (oh wait you don't) and sound like comments under and MDE video.
Can't even imagine where you white trash wannabes can find food to suit your ethnosceptic palate in fucking New York.
David Butler
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Gabriel Harris
I'd go to a Klan meeting way before meeting up with New York libcucks who love women and black civil rights and 'equality'
Levi Clark
Actually tho
Jose Moore
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Juan Myers
You sound cool. I'd go get overpriced Hungarian paste ties with you.
Julian Watson
Lol hope you have fun jerking eachother off in those silly costumes. Let us know when you want to educate yourself you fucking mongrel
Brayden Campbell
sorry boi
Eli Ross
Fuck it, I live around there. I only work there but if you got a half hour sometime just post an email and I'll hit you up. Thanks phoneposter
Isaiah Wilson
75 degree chill? 23 degrees celsius is fucking roasting. It doesn't get nippy until you hit 5 degrees celsius. Come to Scotland my dude.
Justin Brown
reminder that the last meetup was just maoist Veeky Forumscord plebs memespeaking at a sbarro
Adam Lopez
I'd still be wearing a t-shirt at 10 degrees celsius never mind a scarf at 20+. Fuck.
Angel Perry
Sadly, I don't live in NYC any more. RIP my 144th St apartment. Fucking gentrification
Joshua Ross
Was at the last meet. but seriously I waited for like an hour, the guy in the blue shirt kept looking at me and I think he was talking about DFW, so I asked him if he was from Veeky Forums and he pretended he didn't know. No one talked to me but for sure there was /litleratie/ in the house, too bad everyone was too froggy to talk. Fucking memers
Michael Cruz
Ah, yeah I'm with campus housing and gonna milk that as long as I can. Sorry bud.
Still, post an email, and I'll be the one with a uni email. If not, i get It, I only met one person from Veeky Forums that I'm thankful I did.
Nolan Mitchell
pic related I know you faggots saw me there I hate this fucking board. pizza was good tho
Tyler Morris
>meetups for a toxic anonymous image board
Brayden Kelly
This is heartbreaking... i would have met up w you user:'(
Gavin Evans
>tfw people act as if NY and LA are the only cities in the US
Carter Wright
whats the story
Gabriel Thompson
>using 'toxic' unironically >implying one wouldn't make friends when meeting their online brethren irl
Gabriel Ortiz
Shouting, and Laughing on late-night walks, and Austism.
Ian Garcia
why would i want to meet you people irl?
Lincoln Butler
We usually wind up blowing each other after a few beers
Adam Phillips
>tfw no idea whether or not anybody else in Atlanta reads I spend all my time on my uni campus and never know how to experience the city beyond going to get food elsewhere
Mason Price
>we Speak for yourself, faggot.
Robert Nelson
Please tell me you didn't actually meet at the Times Square Sbarro's
Christopher Garcia
this isn't plebbit, kid. Veeky Forums is a place for extreme thought from rational and logical redpillers who can't fit into multicultural degeneracy, because we see through jewish plot to genocide the white race. See
Lincoln Perry
kys, faggot
James Wilson
Atlanta Uni Alum here,
Atlanta doesn't really have a scene outside its universities. A kid from Emory is featured in Best of American Poetry 2017, though, so there's definitely people. Just a bunch of posers who try to imitate NYU but remain trailer trash.
David Gomez
I wont set foot in manhattan because you aren't allowed to smoke anywhere on that godforsaken island. This desu. times square is just hong kong only dirtier and with black people. At least some bullshit hipster gin distillery in brooklyn or something ffs
Jose Ramirez
Do you ever wonder why no one wants to meet up with you irl?
Blake Hill
I wish I knew more people from Emory. Just a girl that used to like me and hates me now and an international student from Monaco.
Lucas Gonzalez
hello yes I live in atl and read too. Want to be friends and start a reading group, we could pick out a good coffee shop or smthn
Ryan Butler
Are you entirely fed up with the Veeky Forums establishment's pedestrian nihilism and obsession with the color black? Do you seek a circle that appreciates and investigates real literature? Are you unafraid to explore new paradigms and throw off the suffocating memes of yesteryear? Tonight at 6pm, a revolutionary meeting of the minds wil take place within the confines of the World of M&Ms, Times Square, New York, New York. Wear clothing appropriate for a philosophical undertaking of this magnitude: duster jackets, soviet winterwear, burgundy cravats, cummerbunds, and fedoras. Otherwise, bring only a lusty mind and cash to buy M&Ms.
Landon Campbell
I also go to emory if that gives you more confidence in a meet up lol
Evan Parker
Yo, I live in atlanta and I'd definitely be down to meet-up. Definitely sounds like a—if I may—novel experience.
Do any of you consider yourselves cool or interesting? Genuinely curious.
Samuel Ortiz
I'll be the guy wearing the Pepe shirt and holding Mein Kampf
Xavier Howard
i lurched
Gavin Adams
LA meetup? Culver City?
Luke Martinez
How about Athens?
Parker Moore
Email me at [email protected] if any Atlanta people want to meet up. I'd really love to grab coffee with you all and read some books :)
Cameron Stewart
Dunno but all the Emory kids went there for a weekend. They always returned happy but these are the same overweight doc Martin kids who fell for the meme.
Emory is your best bet but watch out for the boys who talk about Society of the Spectacle and Deleuze. Fucking posers. Creative writing faculty are amazing but students are either fan fiction genre or Lispector wannabes.
Caleb Long
Are any of you good, special, important writers?
Luis Robinson
This is heartbreaking
Gavin Gray
No but I read Confederacy of Dunces. Do you want to meet up Strand Bookstore in Union Square lad?
Bentley Hill
All of us. That's why we waste our time pretending we read "redpilled" books a Jewish man canonized and think DFW is good.
Hunter Wright
nigga Im black
Chase Reed
I feel like I stumbled into the biggest community of normalfags on earth. At this point, even dealing with poseurs is better.
Lucas Roberts
Same, Sudaco
Daniel Hall
Trust me. Please trust me, that isn't the case.
When you wear art instead of loving It, you wear it by attacking others. Inevitably they all hurt you for loving art. It is better to be cautious, But I promise patience and honesty will reward you. Basically everything Bolano wrote about that you roll your eyes at, but it's you.
t. Former friend of posers
Logan Jackson
Only if we can meet East Atlanta village and make fun of the kids who think 529 is their super secret club.
Charles Brooks
Are any of you good, special, important writers? If no, do not answer at all. If yes or maybe, let me know.
Samuel Carter
I'm only the quality of goodness, Which excludes all other mentioned qualities.
Ian Jackson
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Daniel Cruz
email me!
Jordan Cruz
are you striving to be better than good? Are you working on a novel? How often do you write? How much have you written?
Ethan Reyes
There is only the quality of good, it is either good or not.
Yes.
Daily, at least 500 words.
Total between forms? 500 pages.
Isaiah Williams
want to try to write a novel together/help me complete my novel? I have a lot of writings too, that are started to and can be further compiled into a novel, but I need help. I would be open to whoever helps me making the work their own, and adding whatever of their values to it they want. Might you be interested?
Easton Sullivan
Nope. Sorry. I also think Lit might not be the best place to ask that. You seem very genuine though. Where are you based?
Benjamin Hall
Sorry bub but if you can't complete it yourself you shouldn't ask for someone else to do it for you.
Logan Wright
New York.
Why wouldn't lit be the best place to ask that? Where else would you suggest to ask? I thought there might actually be interesting, passionate, creative, intelligent, writers here, why would they not to attempt a two minds can be better than one approach to success?
Is the suggestion that people would not want to collaborate because more than anything having to do with writing they want to 'do it by themselves' and be a rockstar or something?
The lit collab novels dont seem to scare people from collabing, but because 'those aren't serious'?
Colton Jackson
>someone else to do it for you. for*= with* Do you tell that to people in writers rooms, and who co write screenplays? (muyeah but those arent novels so its impossible for a novel to be cowritten!!)
Was the bible written by one person? spoiler alert, yes, God
Carter Ross
Make a fucking meet up in a place from where actually good literature emerged from. So Paris, London, Vienna.
Colton Reed
so true, who's up to a trip to a russian prison camp for the true Dostoevsky experience?
Jace Ortiz
>Wanting to meet the idiots who post on this board I'm embarrassed to even be tangentially associated with your hobbies
Nathan Collins
>I need help You probably can't cut it as a novelist if you have to beg the brainlets here for help.
Jaxon Rivera
was hoping there would be a few non brainlets here, only reason I asked.
How good of a writer are you? Are you a special and important writer? Will history remember, celebrate and cherish your writings? If not what should I do with your opinion? I am looking for someone who is the affirmative.
Jason Wright
Don't look here
Isaac Jackson
how do you know that there is not a single artistic, creative writing genius who has talents for poetry, philosophy, politics, narrative and more that browses Veeky Forums? I am desperate, I am looking for my writerly soul mate, you wouldn't want to intefere with (writerly) love would you?
Tyler Harris
>unironically liking any of those things You're fucking brainwashed 2bh
Carson Evans
>meeting at a fucking Sbarro
I get that most of you people couldn't afford to drink at most of the bars in the city worth drinking at (and likely a lot of you can't legally drink anyway), but a Sbarro is a terrible idea. Why not meet at a park? Meet outside in the fucking sunshine. Central Park may be a meme but at least it's got trees and grass instead of greasy floors and dirty chairs.
Jayden Myers
>t. assblasted libfag who cant even recognize bait like pottery. i really do hate non-whites, women, and liberals.
Dominic Ross
>and likely a lot of you can't legally drink anyway this is the reason
Andrew Parker
d-did I miss it?
Nathan Fisher
what are the best bookstores in NYC, I hate having to go all the way to the strand
Jonathan Cook
I'm in brooklyn but I always go to greenlight and unnameable
Joseph Torres
I don't know that but if you live in New York surely there are talented individuals in,your fucking neighborhood and you aren't so pathetic as to overlook them and ask the regards here How do you know I'm not talented? You've rubbed me wrong in more ways than one. Maybe you should regret that.
Eli Wood
How did I rub you the wrong way, what I wrote was very neutral an sensible. I dont live in new york city, bout 35 mins out
Mason Reyes
GOT EMMM
Jason Williams
>How do you know I'm not talented? >You probably can't cut it as a novelist if you have to beg the brainlets here for help.
Daniel Sanders
NYC was a mistake.
Andrew Edwards
is this bait? im going to beat your fucking ass at the meet up