NYC Fall Meetup

Ahh yes. Fall in New York City. The crisp autumn leaves stirring in the dew, the 75 degree chill nipping under your scarf, the humid bum piss wafting in the breeze. It's time once more for a comfy literary bourdoir of the true intellectual masters of the Next Great American Novel to congregrate and exchange our most austere musings.

If you weren't addmitted eneterance to the last postmodern-themed meetup at Times Sq Sbarros, maybe your year of study will help you pass this years enterance exam, themed: Sincerity. Location to be revealed upon acceptance to the most exclusive and scholarded literatti in the biggest of all cities.

Also, reminder that we don't want to see any women, liberals, Jews, or non-whites.

Do people actually think this is what New York is like? All the pseudointellectuals I know hang out in the Hungarian Pastry Shop

>not the Union Square Think Coffee
uptownies get out

>Union Square
Yeah I sure have those millions and millions of dollars to afford a studio in Greenwich or Midtown

I ain’t going to fucking Harlem

>Not liking Harlem
I bet you think uptown is scary

I'm redpilled, you fucking moron

>redpilled

>The area of town with some of the best culture
>Where some of the best poets and artists in the city's history have come from
>"Oh no but they're black people and /pol/ tells me they're evil"

yeah great ""culture"" and "artists" if you like twerking and rape, I guess

not interested in dirty illiterate scum

wouldn't be caught dead with you bunch

>Langston Hughes
>Zora Neale Hurston
>New York Jazz
Yeah but sure it's all just twerking amirite

>best culture

Winos, junkies and crackheads
Thieves, rapists and murderers
Plus a generous portion of AIDS

twerking is literally better than all of these things

>women and blacks
Don't you have some cuck porn to watch, feminist retard?

>As if the Village wasn't the absolute center of the AIDS epidemic in NYC

None of you would have the balls to say this shit irl. The guy's right about Hungarian but

>Literary meetup

How can you all read (oh wait you don't) and sound like comments under and MDE video.

Can't even imagine where you white trash wannabes can find food to suit your ethnosceptic palate in fucking New York.

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I'd go to a Klan meeting way before meeting up with New York libcucks who love women and black civil rights and 'equality'

Actually tho

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You sound cool. I'd go get overpriced Hungarian paste ties with you.

Lol hope you have fun jerking eachother off in those silly costumes. Let us know when you want to educate yourself you fucking mongrel

sorry boi

Fuck it, I live around there. I only work there but if you got a half hour sometime just post an email and I'll hit you up. Thanks phoneposter

75 degree chill? 23 degrees celsius is fucking roasting. It doesn't get nippy until you hit 5 degrees celsius. Come to Scotland my dude.

reminder that the last meetup was just maoist Veeky Forumscord plebs memespeaking at a sbarro

I'd still be wearing a t-shirt at 10 degrees celsius never mind a scarf at 20+. Fuck.

Sadly, I don't live in NYC any more. RIP my 144th St apartment. Fucking gentrification

Was at the last meet. but seriously I waited for like an hour, the guy in the blue shirt kept looking at me and I think he was talking about DFW, so I asked him if he was from Veeky Forums and he pretended he didn't know. No one talked to me but for sure there was /litleratie/ in the house, too bad everyone was too froggy to talk. Fucking memers

Ah, yeah I'm with campus housing and gonna milk that as long as I can. Sorry bud.

Still, post an email, and I'll be the one with a uni email. If not, i get It, I only met one person from Veeky Forums that I'm thankful I did.

pic related I know you faggots saw me there I hate this fucking board. pizza was good tho

>meetups for a toxic anonymous image board

This is heartbreaking... i would have met up w you user:'(

>tfw people act as if NY and LA are the only cities in the US

whats the story

>using 'toxic' unironically
>implying one wouldn't make friends when meeting their online brethren irl

Shouting, and Laughing on late-night walks, and Austism.

why would i want to meet you people irl?

We usually wind up blowing each other after a few beers

>tfw no idea whether or not anybody else in Atlanta reads
I spend all my time on my uni campus and never know how to experience the city beyond going to get food elsewhere

>we
Speak for yourself, faggot.

Please tell me you didn't actually meet at the Times Square Sbarro's

this isn't plebbit, kid. Veeky Forums is a place for extreme thought from rational and logical redpillers who can't fit into multicultural degeneracy, because we see through jewish plot to genocide the white race.
See

kys, faggot

Atlanta Uni Alum here,

Atlanta doesn't really have a scene outside its universities. A kid from Emory is featured in Best of American Poetry 2017, though, so there's definitely people. Just a bunch of posers who try to imitate NYU but remain trailer trash.

I wont set foot in manhattan because you aren't allowed to smoke anywhere on that godforsaken island. This desu. times square is just hong kong only dirtier and with black people. At least some bullshit hipster gin distillery in brooklyn or something ffs

Do you ever wonder why no one wants to meet up with you irl?

I wish I knew more people from Emory. Just a girl that used to like me and hates me now and an international student from Monaco.

hello yes I live in atl and read too. Want to be friends and start a reading group, we could pick out a good coffee shop or smthn

Are you entirely fed up with the Veeky Forums establishment's pedestrian nihilism and obsession with the color black? Do you seek a circle that appreciates and investigates real literature? Are you unafraid to explore new paradigms and throw off the suffocating memes of yesteryear?
Tonight at 6pm, a revolutionary meeting of the minds wil take place within the confines of the World of M&Ms, Times Square, New York, New York. Wear clothing appropriate for a philosophical undertaking of this magnitude: duster jackets, soviet winterwear, burgundy cravats, cummerbunds, and fedoras. Otherwise, bring only a lusty mind and cash to buy M&Ms.

I also go to emory if that gives you more confidence in a meet up lol

Yo, I live in atlanta and I'd definitely be down to meet-up. Definitely sounds like a—if I may—novel experience.

Do any of you consider yourselves cool or interesting? Genuinely curious.

I'll be the guy wearing the Pepe shirt and holding Mein Kampf

i lurched

LA meetup? Culver City?

How about Athens?

Email me at [email protected] if any Atlanta people want to meet up. I'd really love to grab coffee with you all and read some books :)

Dunno but all the Emory kids went there for a weekend. They always returned happy but these are the same overweight doc Martin kids who fell for the meme.

Emory is your best bet but watch out for the boys who talk about Society of the Spectacle and Deleuze. Fucking posers. Creative writing faculty are amazing but students are either fan fiction genre or Lispector wannabes.

Are any of you good, special, important writers?

This is heartbreaking

No but I read Confederacy of Dunces. Do you want to meet up Strand Bookstore in Union Square lad?

All of us. That's why we waste our time pretending we read "redpilled" books a Jewish man canonized and think DFW is good.

nigga Im black

I feel like I stumbled into the biggest community of normalfags on earth. At this point, even dealing with poseurs is better.

Same, Sudaco

Trust me. Please trust me, that isn't the case.

When you wear art instead of loving It, you wear it by attacking others. Inevitably they all hurt you for loving art. It is better to be cautious, But I promise patience and honesty will reward you. Basically everything Bolano wrote about that you roll your eyes at, but it's you.

t. Former friend of posers

Only if we can meet East Atlanta village and make fun of the kids who think 529 is their super secret club.

Are any of you good, special, important writers?
If no, do not answer at all. If yes or maybe, let me know.

I'm only the quality of goodness, Which excludes all other mentioned qualities.

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email me!

are you striving to be better than good? Are you working on a novel? How often do you write? How much have you written?

There is only the quality of good, it is either good or not.

Yes.

Daily, at least 500 words.

Total between forms? 500 pages.

want to try to write a novel together/help me complete my novel? I have a lot of writings too, that are started to and can be further compiled into a novel, but I need help. I would be open to whoever helps me making the work their own, and adding whatever of their values to it they want. Might you be interested?

Nope. Sorry. I also think Lit might not be the best place to ask that. You seem very genuine though. Where are you based?

Sorry bub but if you can't complete it yourself you shouldn't ask for someone else to do it for you.

New York.

Why wouldn't lit be the best place to ask that? Where else would you suggest to ask? I thought there might actually be interesting, passionate, creative, intelligent, writers here, why would they not to attempt a two minds can be better than one approach to success?

Is the suggestion that people would not want to collaborate because more than anything having to do with writing they want to 'do it by themselves' and be a rockstar or something?

The lit collab novels dont seem to scare people from collabing, but because 'those aren't serious'?

>someone else to do it for you.
for*= with*
Do you tell that to people in writers rooms, and who co write screenplays? (muyeah but those arent novels so its impossible for a novel to be cowritten!!)

Was the bible written by one person? spoiler alert, yes, God

Make a fucking meet up in a place from where actually good literature emerged from.
So Paris, London, Vienna.

so true, who's up to a trip to a russian prison camp for the true Dostoevsky experience?

>Wanting to meet the idiots who post on this board
I'm embarrassed to even be tangentially associated with your hobbies

>I need help
You probably can't cut it as a novelist if you have to beg the brainlets here for help.

was hoping there would be a few non brainlets here, only reason I asked.

How good of a writer are you? Are you a special and important writer? Will history remember, celebrate and cherish your writings? If not what should I do with your opinion? I am looking for someone who is the affirmative.

Don't look here

how do you know that there is not a single artistic, creative writing genius who has talents for poetry, philosophy, politics, narrative and more that browses Veeky Forums? I am desperate, I am looking for my writerly soul mate, you wouldn't want to intefere with (writerly) love would you?

>unironically liking any of those things
You're fucking brainwashed 2bh

>meeting at a fucking Sbarro

I get that most of you people couldn't afford to drink at most of the bars in the city worth drinking at (and likely a lot of you can't legally drink anyway), but a Sbarro is a terrible idea. Why not meet at a park? Meet outside in the fucking sunshine. Central Park may be a meme but at least it's got trees and grass instead of greasy floors and dirty chairs.

>t. assblasted libfag who cant even recognize bait
like pottery. i really do hate non-whites, women, and liberals.

>and likely a lot of you can't legally drink anyway
this is the reason

d-did I miss it?

what are the best bookstores in NYC, I hate having to go all the way to the strand

I'm in brooklyn but I always go to greenlight and unnameable

I don't know that but if you live in New York surely there are talented individuals in,your fucking neighborhood and you aren't so pathetic as to overlook them and ask the regards here
How do you know I'm not talented? You've rubbed me wrong in more ways than one. Maybe you should regret that.

How did I rub you the wrong way, what I wrote was very neutral an sensible. I dont live in new york city, bout 35 mins out

GOT EMMM

>How do you know I'm not talented?
>You probably can't cut it as a novelist if you have to beg the brainlets here for help.

NYC was a mistake.

is this bait? im going to beat your fucking ass at the meet up