I've made it a lifetime goal to never read a single page of Stephen King. Who wants to join me?

I've made it a lifetime goal to never read a single page of Stephen King. Who wants to join me?

Pretty sure we are all in this unspoken agreement already

is it because you know if you ever do then you will realize that even he writes better than you?

>hating on King

I hope this stale meme passes. Its far less productive than hating on John Green

You're missing out. Some of his short stories are excellent.

>will never read Different Season

Sad.

I read the scene from IT where the kids all jive the weasel in the sewer

If you are tempted to read it and have to make it a goal not to then that just confirms you are a pleb

from what i've heard about the child gangbang scene, it makes me just think that he doesn't know how to express certain themes and so his books are totally full of strange and unnecessary aspects

This. Also The Stand and The Dark Tower