Why is every country obsessed with having boring tricolor flags...

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stars, stripes and crosses are much more abstract
a leaf just seems vulgar and out of place

The Ottomans only adopted the Coat of Arms because of the 1870's "LOOK AT US WE'RE SO EUROPEAN, LIBERALISM/PARLIAMENTARISM/PUBLIC EDUCATION" period. Even composed an Imperial Anthem by some Italian hired to do the Job.

But the Ottomans were so fucking successful, the Sunni bit of the Muslim World was convinced that the Star and Moon was a Muslim symbol.

What is the yellow dildo next to the cannon/arrows below the flags? And what is the red thing to the right of it?

>a dainty white unicorn in chains represents the woman
The patriarchy is real.

>unicorn is chained to the coat
subtle

> every feather and the crest texturing and shit
You don't need to do this. Blazon is a thing for the reason. You can draw as you want and it would be enough if it was eagle with crown. Of course coats with quadrillion elements should be fucking burned.

>No Belgian flag
There's an agenda there

Step it up senpai.

>not understanding how unicorns work
in folklore the unicorn is so powerful that if not kept in chains it runs around killing everyone
did you honestly think they were magic friendly virgin protectors. their from medieval folklore, everything in that is dangerous