How many have you read Veeky Forums?
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>0 - 5
Chad pleb degenerate. Obvious non-virgin. Has many friends and a successful career. Will get married and have his first kid by age 35. Will manage and potentially employ other people at some point. Mainstream tastes and opinions. Has never been attracted to far-right ideologies. Says words like "bro", "neat" and "chill" aloud in an unironic manner. Reads trash. Is trash.
>6 - 15
Neuro-atypical, somewhat "weird", small group of close friends, has probably kissed, hugged and held hands with at least one female, females also don't necessarily mind and sometimes enjoy his company, will probably penetrate at least one female one time and marry a sweet shy girl, has a job that he will develop into a career, has hobbies which involve inter-personal communication.
>16 - 22
Has been described as "strange" or "odd" by at least five people, very few friends, mother cries due to shame of her role in birthing "autistic" son, becomes obsessed with topics until he has exhausted its potential to surprise him, limited exposure to the opposite sex, can name seven mass killers off the top of his head, may have been kissed or hugged through some fluke (still thinks about this a lot), works an obscure undesirable job but frequently thinks of quitting, thinks of his childhood a lot, candidate for suicide but will probably just live out a life of mute resentment under the delusion he still has potential to be someone of value before dying scared and bitter and, of course, alone.
>22 - 28
Redpilled Omega male, incomprehensible to the few people he encounters, wears almost all black almost all the time, no friends, no romantic relationships ever, autistic by choice, lives in a fantasy world to prevent mental breakdown, apathetic, nihilistic, callous, passive narcissist, very poor relationship with family, believes in at least 5 non-mainstream conspiracy theories, anti-Semite, brain is a database of statistics and obscure references, avoids eye contact or "stares" in a way people find unsettling, has been the "crush" of a handful of quiet sensitive Klebold-fangirl-tier girls who mistake his apathetic disregard for real world events as mysteriousness but treats them with feigned incomprehension, has overcome depression by adopting it as his primary worldview, can spot a fraud before they begin speaking, feels himself to be fraudulent, thinks of suicide several times a day and judges it to be inevitable at this point, doesn't drink alcohol, doesn't smoke tobacco, extremely sensitive to noise and lack of etiquette, believes his intense racism to be justified by reason, generally pro-genocide of both certain races and personality types, eclectic tastes in music, film and literature, despises the summertime, loves winter partly to spite people who enjoy warm weather, will probably be dead by 30 at the very latest.
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