You crack open De Grammatologie. As your hungry eyes lap up word after blasphemous word, it all becomes clear to you: you come to understand the true nature of deconstruction, and what Derrida was trying to accomplish all these years, preparing the people of the West for the New Age... it all makes sense to you now.
You step back, smiling, from the text. There's no need to be afraid, you realize, for neither yourself nor the West are in any danger. It's all right. It all makes sense. And when you raise your hands to your face and slowly push the fingernails of your first and middle fingers into each eye, digging the soft, bloody tissue out and dragging it down your cheeks in ropy smears... why, that's all right, too.
All this scaremongering over someone who was just trying to introduce some slightly new ideas - not even that new really. Even if you take the more political of his material, like the concept of phallogocentrism, I don't see why people get so insane over it. It's not even like a value judgment, just a fact. You can see the playing out of phallocentrism in the Greeks - I'd go so far as to call it a defining characteristic.
Cooper Brown
You a confused true believer or jewish?
Isaiah Hughes
It's titled De la grammatologie, you fool. Rest of post disregarded.
Nathaniel Brown
actually one of the better endorsements i have read, thanks for making me want to read it now
Christopher Wilson
there's a 5% chance you'll make it through Spivak's introduction
Jose Bailey
i read can the subaltern speak. not my cup of tea but i think i can manage
it's a question more of volition rather than the jargon. rending the skin off my face in dire ecstasy over the end of the world seems like an ok way to spend the weekend
Noah Scott
Big things have small beginnings.
John Stewart
this is what I tell girls who see me flaccid
Brayden Howard
Why was he such a fucking poser
Christian Martin
>/pol/posting
Here's your (((you))).
Chase Perry
>It's not even like a value judgment, just a fact well according to him "facts" aren't real things
Mason Reed
>book about grammar >severe threat to western civilization
Pick 2, my friend
Jayden Walker
>this photograph >that face >that philosophy
Can there be any doubt that Derrida was a psychic vampire, and we should thank the Catholic Church's special ops teams for putting him down in 2004?
Grayson Cruz
fpbp
Robert Parker
Is something hindering you from being aware of jewish nature?
Cooper Russell
>It's not even like a value judgment, just a fact.
>a normative ordering of privilege and its relata is not evaluative
Film theory majors and Veeky Forums pseuds shouldn't be allowed near continental texts until they've done an undergrad degree in philosophy.
Jeremiah Long
I can't tell if this post is satire or genuine cringe.
John Fisher
>I'm failing at applying binary thinking on this derridapost
