Describe the quintessential Veeky Forums aesthetic

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GO BACK TO POL, YOURE ALT RIGHT SCUM IS RUINING THIS BORED, THERE ARE MANY GRATE FEMALE WRITERS

Don't you mean enslaved pill?

sin is the real enslaver.

holiness is only hedonism once-removed

/fitlit/

vengeful self imposed misandry and whimsical grandeur from a dark room with a window to a brick wall

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OK, not necessarily self imposed misandry

No friends

t.archon

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God I wish I was petit-bourgeois enough to have a bathtub large enough for my frame that would permit me to comfortably take baths in which I could then read novels.

>muh /pol/ boogeyman

Whhooa! You went there. Immaculate DECEPTION am I right?

you need a small bathtub to read, otherwise your book will get submerged...

Maybe if you can't afford waterproof books, lol

>tfw striving for saved pill
Oremus pro invicem senpai

How long have you been on the internet?

You're a little man with a tiny little body

is she brown? in a hypothetical situation, if i struggle fucvked this purveyor of arbys, would the offspring be brown? if yes, does she really win?

>purveyor of arbys

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i love girls like this

I have the new waterproof kindle. I plan on reading The Essential Wendell Berry while snorkeling next week.

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Me minus the fag

That's impossible, fag

Only women do this or take baths in general

my friend used to date a girl like this and she tried to get with me twice when they were in a relationship

absolute T R A S H

Faggot for not cucking your friend. Literally best feeling.

Saying "Hi" and making eye contact isn't trying to get with you, user.

brekkek

The Veeky Forums aesthetic is everything Veeky Forums tries not to be. If you see something called pretentious on this board, that must've been part of the Veeky Forums aesthetic.

8/8 bait

My girlfriend is this

pretentious and insubstantial

People who buy copics always draw like shit.

In Long Beach CA it's all races for this

but user, Copic brush tip markers are god-tier.
>all that other basic ass shit tho

>'saved'
get that fucking PROTESTANT TALK out of here

>God I wish I was petit-bourgeois
This sentiment is shared by every single person who has ever used the phrase "petit-bourgeois" without a shred of self-awareness or irony

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looks like someone who needs to stop consuming soy and hit the weights

What is this? I want to know more.

Something from Oyasumi Punpun but way way into the storyline like way more than 50 chapters so who cares

Work on the bait user.

>hang yourself; you will regret it

Literally how?

I made this picture today for you guys
I don't read books or post on this board though

one doesnt seek out holiness, it is a byproduct of actions

shit this is me.

sp00ked

not bad I guess, but why?

It's not a phrase, it's a compound adjective. Also you don't have to inform the board every time you discover a knowledge gap in your vocabulary and get assblasted about it.

don't know, I like wojak variations

w-what is the literally lifestyle?

only women read as well

great lays

birth of a new meme, la

retards dont have aesthetics

hello fellow Veeky Forumsizen

Can't wait until I have put on a decent amount of muscle I can just wear comfy knit sweaters and look so fucking aesthetic just spurting off homeric references

oh shit i remember these

Is soy actually bad for you or is it a meme?

Increases estrogen in men, so it is if you don't want to be a feminized male

>tfw downtown long beach
kill me plz

m8, not him, but it's also a phrase and doesn't need a hyphen. and you sound deeply insecure about how middle class you are. good. it's what you're designed for.

Sounds like broscience, any sources? I don’t eat soy btw.

nah its actually true
im vegan and i dont consume soy so i dont have any, but lots of other vegan men who consume high quantities of soy get all pudgy and get man tits

Tao's book does a pretty good job of describing the contemporary literate

I think most people would picture some type of urban cat living in a small minimalist apartment drinking coffee, smoking, wandering the streets aimlessly with a book or notebook, dressing like someone from Veeky Forums.

r.i.p.

I browse all of those boards

She was Alice through the gloryhole
An immaculate misconception
Disney-esque, the high priestess
Of greed, and deepest dark deception

Grimm, Libertina

If you're genuinely like this I feel sorry for you.

This is the kind of bants this place is sorely missing. Good job user

>tfw when you took a break from Veeky Forums right in time to miss /fitlit/

fuck why does he have to have red hair that hurts

>i bet they didnt even shoplift them from barnes and noble
Made me laugh.

I miss the Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums thing. It was short lived but beautiful.

>i hate myself
Hell yeah, that's good shit.

It's me minus the alcohol, which I think only makes it sadder. Thanks anyways.

>be me
>$700 rent apartment
>have a bathtub
don't know what you're doing wrong my dude but have hope

I have a bathtub, but I'm also a 6'2" man and a conventional bathtub is simply not long enough to accommodate that.

Ty user, much love

Deep down I always knew I'm Veeky Forums thanks user

Fuck you man, this is also me. Right down to the self conscious fears of appearing pretentious.

>not living innawoods by a pond in a log cabin

I went on an autistic rant a few days ago about people wearing clothes ironically from different eras, backing off when you ask them if they're interested in anything, always keeping this stupid appearance of nicety instead of really telling you who and what they are. Then I moved to the disappearance of genuine places with standard and realness like villages and clubs, and how people don't even have the courtesy to mock you directly, but just make a joke indirectly targeting you if you're from or interested in these places, which is even worse than just voicing that feeling directly.

Then I ranted on about technological and scientific Western literati that hold knowledge in front of us but that we can't possibly comprehend as one human being.

That's why Christ, the Church Fathers and the Mother Church did it for us, friend.
We can't comprehend it, but God in the form of Christ Jesus gave us the tldr version.