Which philosopher got it right?

Which philosopher got it right?

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F.A. Hayek
John Stuart Mill

Hegel completed philosophy

Reverse imagine search, there's only one result.

Lots of pics.

Don't mind me, just waiting for the jezebels pasta

Jordan Peterson

Are you a dog? (White girls fuck dogs)

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to Veeky Forums, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

Socrates.

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?

posts like these are why i come to this board now

Alex jones

Hot girl in picture?

The way many women dress today, with half their ass exposed, is an expression of total disrespect for men. Men are left with three possible responses. To grab the woman, which is illegal; to ogle the woman, which is socially unacceptable; or to affect not to notice the woman at all, which is emasculating. A culture that normalizes such female behavior—i.e. not only not noticing or objecting to it, but prohibiting any objection to it—is extremely sick.

diogenes

Trump
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This has to be some kind of a joke

the last philosopher

Parmenides

Marcus Aurelius & Epictetus. The two of them are sorely needed in the over emotional days.

WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? My one single wish is to be left to my own asexual devices, free from the thorned grip of perverse tempation, unclouded or swayed in my noble search for intellectual playthings of the mind, yet by your hand I am endlessly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will these hands ever feel a woman's swaying weight in their open palms? Will I ever know a plump, ruby pair of lips perched betwixt my shoulder and my ear, whispering "I want you, I want you now" in that chocolatey croon I know so well from dreamtime? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole, indicating the completed unity of our unhinged sexual impulses?

Life is a constant hell. Day in and out these tired red eyes glaze in some attempt to shield me from these images. I am floating in the blistering heat of my id's vacuum, castrated and blinded by my wretched libido. No wonder I resent women so.

This is a good post

This.

St Thomas Aquinas, if you say anyone else you're a fucking retard who hasn't read anything

Not verbose enough for me.

>St. Augustus of Hippo
>Kierkegaard
>Wittgenstein

plotinus

Plato
Augustine
Boethius

Good answers

She's reading a book about dogs in some of the pics from that link... Clearly a dog fucker.

Can't be bothered to post it from my phone, but it's literally called "Inside of a Dog".

this is got to be the most virgin post i've ever read

alan watts most definitely - look up his speeches on youtube they're erotic

you sound sexually frustrated

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>Socrates.
+1

alan watts

Wittgenstein. He got it right in that he asserted that 99% of philosophy is meaningless gibberish. Word flexing and word games, thats all. Think of David Foster Wallace's writing and his unnecessarily obscure vocabulary. That's a keystone of most popular philosophers.

Then, the philosophers who speak most simply are the best philosophers. Kierkegaard, Emerson, and I'd even say Manly P. Hall. Hall is an occult writer, but his pamphlets especially can benefit philosophers of any school. You can find them on a lot of stores. Great intro to dozens of occult topics, and he is very credible.

ROBERT ANTON FUCKING WILSON.

+1

Alan Watts is not a philosopher and if you think he is then you seriously misunderstand philosophy.

Manly P. Hall please stop shilling your work here.

Hitler

Ironically this

me desu

my diary desu

None of them did

"the study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence, especially when considered as an academic discipline."

Have you ever read any of his work? Im just going off the traditional definition of philosophy. But I'd love to be enlightened here you fucking guy

>a keystone
there's only one keystone. you should probably say "the" keystone, but maybe you meant touchstone.

yes he was joking, the guy in the video is @KANTBOT20K on twitter

post of the day

noice

r/Incel crossposters should be IP b&

IP ban is literally the only kind of ban on Veeky Forums

Or, y'know, practice self-restraint. I agree that the normalization of pornographic imagery in everyday life is a terrible thing, but I don't think self-restraint is emasculating at all.

That or you could harness your libido and try flirting for once in your life

Me desu

>ctrl+f=stirner
>zero results
fucking retards

it's actually me but this guy is a close second

...or to act like a socially-apt man and approach her without being a complete autistic creep.

It's funny when the MGTOW/poltards try to blame their complete lack of success on "women's immodesty", the .0000001% of coal burning women, SJWs, etc. You guys wouldn't be successful men in any era, quit the delusions.

All of the Greeks got it partially right.

i love this. keep doing you dude.

But I already have a girlfriend

good post tbqh

The first one.

>You guys wouldn't be successful men in any era
I'm descended from aristocracy that would have guaranteed me an arranged marriage 700 years ago, but nice try.

Not an argument

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Probably descartes

maybe you ought to stop watching porn

Some of those were arguments though

I have actually. The Way of Zen and The Book. I've listened to almost every single one of his lectures as well, since I was pretty obsessed with him in high school. I still enjoy him immensely. But he isn't really a philosopher, and he admits that fact explicitly. He prefers to call himself a "spiritual entertainer". He pulls a lot of his material from a variety of philosophical, mythological, and theological sources, and that makes him a thrill to listen to. But he is just as much a philosopher as a well spoken child reading out a book report on Chinese philosophy.

This doesn't mean he isn't worth listening to, because he is. And he can change your view of the world. He certainly changed mine when I was kid, even though I've since moved on from his views.

What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened.


You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt loses its flavor, how shall it be seasoned? It is then good for nothing but to be thrown out and trampled underfoot by men. You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hidden. Nor do they light a lamp and put it under a basket, but on a lampstand, and it gives light to all who are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.


Therefore whoever hears these sayings of Mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house on the rock: and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it did not fall, for it was founded on the rock.
But everyone who hears these sayings of Mine, and does not do them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand: and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it fell. And great was its fall.

The most sublime words came from the mouth of Iesous Christos.

what the fuck how has no one mentioned Aristotle

footnote to Plato

But that could be said about literally all of philosophy.

No, because Jesus and his Saints came, so we no longer have to stumble in the dark and wonder about the "unknown transcendent Good"

Aquinas > Poinsot > Deely

>tfw no qt self-consciouss catholic gf

I don't watch porn