What are some Veeky Forums accessories for everyday life?

What are some Veeky Forums accessories for everyday life?

>accessories
a book light????

What?

a gf

Cigarettes

whisky tumbler

a chastity cage

My diary desu

Pen and paper

kindle

Delusions of Grandeur

moleskine-style notebook you never write in;
fountain pen you don't know how to use;
faux-leather satchel you never put stuff in;
false friends you talk at and are talked at by;

macbook and starbucks cup, the real writerly (you)

Are you a dog? (White girls fuck dogs)

Bag of bookmarks purchased at your high school book sale and Twilight Sparkle body pillow

why the fuck would they put a chastity cage on the dog if they wanted to fuck it you dullard

condoms. maybe lube.

pocket moby dick

a moleskine(tm) in three variations
a silverwing(tm) and a rotring600(tm)
a cross(tm) fountain pen
round metal rim glasses
cigarettes / cigar / pipe
at least one book you're reading with you all the time
black or earthy tone clothing outfit
a skinny gf (tm)

are you looking at me right now

yeah, the black turtleneck top.

Literally just books that you like to read. Something to drink (for me I drink tea) and a comfortable place to read.

I love the rotring600 but since it doesn't have a retractable nib I can't take it anywhere. I bought a rotring800 (with retractable nib) but it barely works, apparently none of them work.

i used to be this faggot, minus the gf

>buying a techdrawing pencil for anything but technical drawing
kys

Fuck your rules faggot.

let the boys enjoy a nice pencil

None. If i read or write i dont to it in public

Depression, substance abuse, existential dread, crippling loneliness, the Library of Alexandria burning as your wallpaper, the usual.