>Guns are bad for you
>Government bans them
>now only the government has guns
>Government doesn't ban itself from guns
the perfect plan
Drugs are bad for you
Kevin Morris
William Sanders
Enter the britbong.
Nathan Reed
You can't even fucking read. It's a ban on underage sales of caffeine (aka a drug) not sugar. It's also stores changing their polices, not an actual law.
Christian Morales
Here
Wyatt Reyes
because it is politically inconvenient
The government will ban or tax everything they can unless they think it will prevent them holding onto power
Chase Barnes
>children can't drink soda anymore
wtf I love bongland now
Matthew Nguyen
Drugs don't have enough of a powerful industry behind them.
Sugar, on the other hand, has an industry that has been lying to the government for at least 100 years.
Landon Watson
>drop soda prices by subsidizing corn
>raise soda prices through taxes
Bra-fucking-vo
Aaron Perry
We actually pay for those subsidies. If it was merely a wash, the huge corporations wouldn't pumping the shit out like water. It's a bad deal for everybody not rich enough to hold shares in those companies. This doesn't even account for the assrape from the healthcare costs side. It was always just a nasty moneygrab robbing the middle class.
Brandon Lewis
Because it's retarded to treat your subjects like children.
Did you know that in Google offices, while many offices offer free food, they had to hide the candy in black boxes so that they aren't immediately visible and tempting?
In some offices, they have traffic-light signs next to food. Obviously, greens are your vegetables. Yellows are pretty much everything else. And of course, anything that tastes remotely good is red.
Do you want to be treated like a child in every facet of your life?
Because a lot of people sure as fuck want to.