>Veeky Forums hasn't heard of the greatest poet to ever live
Not surprising, considering he has BTFO every pseud memed on here.
Joyce BTFO:
youtube.com
Pynchon BTFO:
youtube.com
DFW BTFO:
youtube.com
Bloom BTFO:
youtube.com
Now read the real master:
cosmoetica.com
Veeky Forums hasn't heard of the greatest poet to ever live
Landon Moore
Justin Cook
wow BTFO'd XD
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK
SJW BTFO
PRaise KEk and BTFO pseud BTFO
Isaiah Roberts
Little excerpt from what Dan Schneider calls the greatest work of western literature.
David Cooper
...
Jace Hughes
That's a nice filename you got there, sport.
Robert Peterson
This guy is actually autistic. Don't make fun
Zachary Sullivan
This guy is actually autistic. "Don't make fun"
Liam Morales
What's that?
Josiah Anderson
reads like dfw
Nathan Powell
Sup Veeky Forums, not sure if I should post it here or in /adv/.
I live in a religion heavily-based society, well it's Islam. After a long period of depression because I started deviating from Islam due to lack of use, I made a choice which is kinda not-too-satisfying for most people. I chose to believe that there may or may not be a god, I mostly think there is a God, but no judgment will come out of it. Even if it did, I'm his creature and he's free to do whatever he wants to do. "Why? What proofs did you use?" You might ask. I did not try to prove or disapprove anything. I just "felt" like choosing it. I don't care how I got it, I don't want to think some people or things affected me to such a thing. Even If it did, I don't hate myself for it, I don't hate myself for being "non religious"
>current time
I started feeling better somehow, I started forgetting about God, but not in a bad way. I just said to myself " I'm his creature" and kinda took it the optimistic nihilism way by just focusing on making the most of my life which made me more mind-stable, I still want to get close to God, I find God an amazing concept. If not the best thing I've got to know, not just Allah or some God mentioned in other religions , I think of him in another sense of way. However, sometimes I feel down and tend to hate myself, and of course since there's nothing to put the blame on, I just throw it on myself all over again ( I don't get that much like I used to) but most importantly I get bored and lazy alot and lose joy in life, it's not always great, I try to be productive because that's the only thing I can occupy myself with. However I want support, I don't have close people irl to relate such a thing. So I usually just read posts online and I thought some books might help me feel better. I don't care if it is fake happiness, I don't want to prove stuff nor disapprove them, I just want to improve my current situation.
Thank you
Isaac Gomez
Can you explain who this guy is?
Ive seen him before but never found anything about
David Johnson
"A Norwegian In The Family" by the man himself
youtube.com
Ian Campbell
>pretentiousness in writing
>Pynchon, DFW, delillo
>I think these are shit and I don't articulate why
>just listen to my almighty opinion
>Appatently pretentiousness doesn't apply to me
>Pynchon copied Slaughterhouse-5 which is one of Americas greatest modern fiction
Yeah that one got dropped pretty quickly. Pseud somehow his opinion is fact, not arguing for any of his views. He can't even properly articulate a single sentence with any meaning behind it.
>Eeehhhh
>Uhhh
>Aaaand uuuuuh
Not go talk about the balding and gap tooth, jesus christ.
Move on lads.
Jacob Walker
>Joyce's poetry is terrible
Ok,I'll hear him out. Why?
>IT'S JUST LIKE HE'S WIPING HIS ASS WITH THE READER
>he moves on
No thanks. It surprises me to see people interested in reading act this way. Aren't readers supposed to be mature? Why waste my life on this?
Isaac Price
He has written over a hundread pages on DFW and Pynchon on his site
Carson Sanchez
He is really confident in his work.
Have you read it?
Josiah Collins
Isn't Dan Schneider the guy who worked at Nickelodeon and had a massive foot fetish so he made up a """contest""" in which he told fans of iCarly to write "iCarly" on the soles of their feet and send him pictures so he could jerk off to them?
Landon Wood
>youtube.com
HOLLY SHIT 10/10
this guy ...
Benjamin Hernandez
youtube.com
WOW .....
Jacob Gonzalez
Doesn't mean he's right.
Mason Thompson
Hunter Cooper
No, that’s Dan “get in the van” Schneider. This is Dan “writes better than Proust can” Schnieder.
Charles Gutierrez
No, but if you want to read it you have to email him.
Colton Davis
Are you being ironic or do you enjoy his poetry,OP?
Ian Hughes
Check the file name
William Jenkins
>What's the greatest poet you've ever read?
>Myself.
Wow.
Cooper Clark
ED GEIN BECOMING
1968
The uncaused moment that is this comma,
is the bough that for, but, a moment sways,
as only its motion relates the day,
beyond the bars that this sonnet infers,
as the mellifluous light of morning,
inters his eyes within this space of time,
without that joy, undeterred by this rhyme,
where he smiles in a way, just seeming,
to hint at a skull, which only relates
to his past, this poem finds so distractive,
unlike that bough which, for a moment, stays,
within its rhythm, or its beginning
to end. And it ends. And then there is life.
And the mellifluous light of evening.
Logan Wood
Gotta admit that this is pretty goodè
Cameron Evans
He’s the Scaruffi of Veeky Forums, except actually insane.
Jose Morgan
"I have written at least 500 good poems"
Nathan Wilson
so anybody in the world with the name "Dan Schneider" becomes a meme on whichever board is most appropriate now? Meme magic is real.
Jace Hall
the icarly guy has been a meme for much longer
Kayden Smith
I don't like this
Kayden Morgan
care to explain?
regardless of what you think about the guy, this poem is good
Daniel Turner
Not the above guy. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions regarding art/artists but
>The uncaused moment that is this comma,
>is the bough that for, but, a moment sways
Is comically clunky. Say it aloud, listen to the rhythm of the wording. It's terrible.
>within its rhythm, or its beginning
>to end. And it ends. And then there is life.
>And the mellifluous light of evening.
... is also clunky. Poetry needs flow (and countless other things). It needs to sing to the ear and mind. It skips around.
Liam Cook
JUDGE ROY BEAN PROMULGATES JUSTICE IN LANGTRY, TEXAS- 1882
You,
Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales,
guilty
of murder,
I sentence you to death by hanging. In a few weeks
snows will flee, ice will melt, all nature will be glad,
Jose. But you
shall not see summer.
You shall hang from a tree's
branch until your corpse draws vultures from its reek
and naught remains but the bare bones of such
a cold-blooded, copper-colored, blood-
thirsty, throat-cutting, chili-
fed, sheep-herding son-of-a-bitch!
Copyright Ó by Dan Schneider
Lincoln Watson
Where was the point when these two actually talked?. I recall canDan hated vanDan.
Kevin Smith
>son-of-a-bitch!
Evan Stewart
youtu.be
Fat Dan Schnieder BTFO
Hudson Martinez
how does he keep getting away with it?