What is the literary lifestyle?
What is the literary lifestyle?
Tyler Thompson
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Ayden White
not asking
Jaxson Parker
You must hit the following checkpoints
-posting on Veeky Forums
-majored in Literature/English
-less than $50 to your name
-read a book once every 3 years
-laugh at shitty authors while also crying alone because your manuscript has been rejected for the 15th time and the publishers refuse to give you reasons why, instead saying your character Craig just seems too unrealistic and readers would be unable to relate, and the prose is too dense in many places even though it was exactly your point and was entirely deliberate, but then fucking Tyler calls you when you email them back and tells you that he doubts your manuscript will ever be published and you call him a faggot cuck and he tells you to never call their publishing company again; you try desperately to call them again but no one picks up so instead you leave Tyler a 10-page email telling him he is a dumb fucking massive retard who needs to commit suicide immediately before you break into his home and rape his kids while he watches and then you have a restraining order put on you. Fuck you Tyler. Craig is relatable and I hope you choke on a fat black cock and die painfully
-drink coffee every day, shitty starshmucks
-never call mommy and when she calls you sound obviously angry/annoyed
Josiah Campbell
and feebly attempt to ruin people's lives like our irony inflicted friend here
Eli Wright
>mentall illness
>substance abuse
>books
>quirky jeb or neetu
>heavy on the shitposts
Hudson Kelly
not him, but
>afflicted
Nathaniel Cox
to you maybe
Easton King
>-posting on Veeky Forums
>-majored in Literature/English
>-less than $50 to your name
>-read a book once every 3 years
>-never call mommy and when she calls you sound obviously angry/annoyed
hey that's me
wouldn't be surprised if other people here put their english degrees towards becoming suicidal neets
John Barnes
>>mentall illness
>>substance abuse
>>books
>>quirky jeb or neetu
>>heavy on the shitposts
heh passed, guess you guys should be asking the questions now
Jaxon Edwards
>parents provide your money and are leaving you with a fortune
>went to NYU out of state
>eat at seinfeld diner every day
>take the subway to random places and ride back without doing anything just to pass the time
>walk around at 3 am trying to encounter a life-or-death situation to unlock your potential, live in rich neighborhood so you've sabotage even this
>carry book around daily and keep buying new books, but you never manage to read more than 2 pages at a time
>get passionate, inspired mood once a month, only thing stringing your hopeless dreams along
>can't speak any language except english, studied grammar so much that you think absence of grammar is artistic and edgy