>implying I haven't
I cook all the time. That's not the point.
Cook it
More like.
>Cook it.
>Cook it.
>Cook it.
>Turn it.
>Cook it.
>Poke it with a fork again.
>Cook it.
>Holy shit, this is a goddamn expensive microwave why is this not.
>Cook it.
>Plate explodes.
>Cook it.
>Grab BBQ tongs to handle it and get a new plate.
>Motherfucker is hot as the sun with a hormonal problem
>Still frozen in the center.
>cooking your pot pie in a microwave
pleb
More like.
>Throw it in the garbage and eat some real food
Really tho, just put it in the oven. Or lay it out in the sun for a bit haha but dear god why would you put anything with that much shit in it in a microwave? And you can't even stir it aaaagh
This.
>"Hurr, don't microwave it, that's bad for you."
Bitch, it's a pastry filled with "meat" and "food fillers of varying colors", everything about that mess of a product is horrible for you regardless of how you prepare it.
Nobody said microwaving is bad for you, retard. It's just a terrible way to cook something that you can't stir, and will never make anything as crispy as you can get in the oven.
DUDE WEED LMAO
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