Is the Odyssey supposed to be so fucking boring?

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I WANNA FUCK

i bet she thinks she's such hot shit
god sometimes i hate women

to sex not to marry

she looks shallow and daft

weird i just saw this girl on /cgl/. they were freaking out about her makeup being bad.

the odyssey is good

prolly couldn't even stick your dick in her due to the build-up of other men's cum fermenting in her vag
seems like the most promiscuos whore of a slut to ever exist

Her makeup is bad. That freckle distribution is abysmal.

I read it when I was 10, really enjoyed it. I don't see why you would find it boring...

i'm a guy (male), but it seems to me like the freckle distribution is the least of her problems. she'd get it thooooo

jealous roasties tbqh

beta orbiter tbqh

be my gf tbpahwyf

thorny thot

>putting whore pussy on a pedestal this much

Point to the comment in this thread praising that whore. I'd fuck her, but she's clearly gross

then why not have standards? why fuck someone gross?
plenty of nice, attractive women around
saying you'd fuck her is already putting pussy on a pedestal, since it's way more than she deserves
every image of her posted here just enables the behaviour of these whores

What a weirdo. Unless you're Chris Hemsworth you're not bestowing a woman with your body when you fuck her. I'd fuck her because it's better than jerking off, and I wouldn't have to work for it like I would for nicer girls.

the idea of validating her opinion of herself, the opinion that people want to fuck her, that they lust for her, is something that disgusts me greatly
it's one of the few times my principles reign over the primitive urge of "muh dick"
i don't want to give her even a second of my time, despite the fact that my time would be worth so little to someone like her

Why do you care? I'd be too disgusted to fuck an attractive woman who was hitting on me if she was married to a friend of mine, but other than that I don't see an issue. Viewing sex as a form of bestowing or receiving validation is way weirder than viewing sex as a base inherent drive that has to be fulfilled 24/7.

>THAT FEELING WHEN I WILL NEVER GET TO LICK HER ASSHOLE

WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF LIFE ANYMORE. HOW IS THIS FAIR

I
WANT
SEX

I don't see the issue with her makeup, then again I don't have a vagina.

Women judge other women more harshly than men do

Frogposters judge women harsher than women judge other women, though

But only on the internet. They're too scared to do it in real life

honestly, it's supposed to be read aloud by a professional, kind of like a one-person radio drama
it was a story passed around by word of mouth before it was written down and that influenced how it's put together

>weird i just saw this girl on /cgl/.
LINK!?!?!?

I didn't realize Shadman had such a wide influence now
is this girl 12?

Rhapsodes, right? I think Plato has Socrates talk to one in his dialogues.

I know, Odyssey sucked. I have no idea what everyone was so impressed by.

Poop comes from there, user

Kek just remember how insecure they are and how little depth there is to them. Ask them what they like to do and the answer is invariably netflix. Go full pretensious pseud and use this to your advantage maybe

people eat pigs heart, chicken liver, and bull penis

it's a meta-statement about boredom in the wake of the trojan war. kind of like how after 9/11 we just keep watching honey-boo-boo

Let's get 'em lads!

After roasting it

This shitty bait is going to get 100+ replys isn't it

The problem is that the best content comes after you beat Bowser

gotta roast dat ass aon, if you know what I mean

Otherwise I'm sure you would totally be all up in that, huh?

dumb post

I sure hope that’s not a girl

Listen to an audiobook. It's from an oral tradition anyway. This is the best to listen to, not sure if Fagles is the optimal translation though.
youtube.com/watch?v=0Rt5XKlA8X4

And your point is?

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I'll read/listen at the same time, maybe that will help me through it.

Stop posting Jezebels pls

i want to punch her in her smug face

why do goombas look so apathetic?

the only thing that could make her more perfect is an 8 inch cock

they didn't choose this life
they are victims of circumstance

I didn't mean in terms of the lore. I meant that an enemy with such a nuanced and human expression is unsettling as fuck. Its like they're on a daily commute to work. What the fuck were Nintendo thinking?

>not reading the superior version