Glorious Haggis thread

whereismyname
whereismyname

HAGGIS THREAD

Haggis is one of the tastiest things you can eat, it is fucking beautiful and I feel sorry for anyone who refuses to eat it, or hasn't tried it.

Breakfast, lunch, or dinnner, Haggis covers all meals and will make you into a fucking CHAD. Its a travesty that Haggis is illegal in the US, you don't know what you are missing out on!

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

haggis is the best brah

Firespawn
Firespawn

Underrated thread.

Haggis, mashed potato and whisky sauce with some veg.

DeathDog
DeathDog

fucking thissss breh

eGremlin
eGremlin

Its a travesty that Haggis is illegal in the US

In 1971 it became illegal to import haggis into the US from the UK due to a ban on food containing sheep lung, which constitutes 10 – 15 percent of the traditional recipe.[25] The ban encompasses all lungs, as fluids such as stomach acid and phlegm may enter the lung during slaughter.[26] The situation was further complicated in 1989 when all UK beef and lamb was banned from importation to the US due to a BSE crisis.[25] In 2010 a spokeswoman for the US Department of Agriculture stated that they were reviewing the ban on beef and lamb products, but that the ban on food containing sheep lung would remain in force.[25]

As haggis cannot be exported to the United States, it is instead made there, sometimes by Scottish companies. One such uses what is stated to be the same 150 year-old recipe and ingredients as in Scotland, except that sheep lung is not used, and the casing is always artificial.

Nojokur
Nojokur

its not proper CHAD haggis without the lung m8

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What the fuck is haggis, sheep entrails? Fucking British food man, why can't they eat like normal people?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

sheep entrails
basically, but it's ground up with spices and oats and barley. It's just a type of sheep sausage

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

British
Haggis is distinctly Scottish. Only things I can think of that are British I.e. apply to the whole island are full frys, fish n chips, and various meat based pies(although there's regional variation)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hotdogs would have much worse things in them than a sheep's pluck.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tried it, didn't like it. Also conceptually its pretty gross.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Normal people eat offal. There's nothing strange about it, this is just a particularly Scottish combination. My grandmother used to make a rich stew with animal stomach. It was great.

Illusionz
Illusionz

pic looks like one of those cysts that have a partially developed fetus in them with hair and teeth

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

We don't have haggis but we got Scrapple

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

virgins detected, cant handle the CHAD haggis

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Normal people eat offal
not outside your third world shithole or hipster echo chamber they don't

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm American, dumbass.

askme
askme

Haggis was one of the best parts of my trip to Scotland
Absolutely based food
Haggis tatties and neeps, and a pint of beer, just perfection

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

his point stands

based CHAD

whereismyname
whereismyname

his point stands
Sure, if you consider one of the richest countries on earth a shithole. Or someone from Midwestern working class stock a "hipster." Or you could just be a dumbass.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You can never be CHAD

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You can get offal at absolutly every butcher here in germany.

whereismyname
whereismyname

That shit is not food.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

So that's why I can't find haggis.

Probably why I can't find black pudding at any US grocer either.

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you're eating it for the taste, you're doing it wrong. People ate haggis because they were dirt-fuck peasants who couldn't afford to waste even the garbage parts of their livestock. It isn't some beloved part of their culture, it's the shame of poverty.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I've had two Haggis' in my life, both with very different outcomes

First was this traditional one I had at my aunt's wedding. Big old piece with spuds, was like a big tasty sausage, it was lovely, and a surprise I couldn't wait to try again.

The second time...holy shit...

We were at this Scottish-Irish diner waiting on a boat back to Ireland, there's 7 of us and we're all starving, so we basically get a whole load of platters. Fish, chips, fry up, it was great, except for these travesties that called themselves "Haggis'"

They were tiny for a start, about the size of golf balls, and covered in orange batter. Yeah, battered haggis. I took a bite and promptly discarded the stuff. It was fucking black on the inside, and tasted almost sour, never a good sign for a meat product. This shit was thankfully part of a meat platter with some actually edible stuff, so it wasn't a total loss, but there's no way in hell I'm getting that kind of haggis again

Fucking black and orange battered haggis, it's like a protestant took his appendix, stuffed it with shit, deep fried itand served it to me

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Dude, that's like stomach and stuff! So yucky.

Soft_member
Soft_member

More like FAGGIS

takes2long
takes2long

I bet your stomach rejects non processed foods

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yanno, pizza was originaly a peasent food, doesent mean its bad, people still eat certain peasent foods because they taste good.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Formed into balls or rounds dipped in gram flour batter it makes amazing pakora.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Non CHADS detected

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

nice

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Haggis is illegal over here? wtf

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

lewd knife is lewd

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The French teacher at my high school visited Scotland in like 2011 and managed to smuggle some authentic haggis back for us

I might like it now but 15-year-old me was not happy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You tried it since?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

stir last night's haggis did we? Anyone got the full image with the text?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

is this just Goetta but in brick form or what

SniperGod
SniperGod

If you say you wouldn't hit that prime piece of ass you are lying to yourself.

Nojokur
Nojokur

so you would stir last night's haggis?

takes2long
takes2long

No, haven't had a chance to

Firespawn
Firespawn

German immigrants adapted a pork mush recipe to use cornmeal instead of oats.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Lol at people saying they wouldn't eat offal but probably love pate on toast.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

he said, posting worst girl from an anime where a man beat bacon with a tripe and tongue soup
Its food and its delicious you literal manchild

Snarelure
Snarelure

Reminder that for a bag of chips and an irn bru you could penetrate this Flower of Scotland's anus and stir last night's haggis

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

haggis tasted kind of like pate to me

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The earliest record of a recipe for haggis, with the name haggis come from England. Haggis is an old English word. Scotland is also part of Britain and therefore Scottish culture also comes under the umbrella term of British.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I read once that the new England settlers of North America primarily ate cod. It was only the poor who ate lobster. Sounds like the same origin of haggis. Used to be poor food, but now just good eating food.

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WebTool
WebTool

what does the filling taste like?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Like a smoked sausage with spices n shieet

hairygrape
hairygrape

This sounds like a black pudding pakora...which can be super nice but... where you get the ferry from Scotland to Ireland has literally no where nice to eat (i.e. its all frozen and heated up) so it's not really a good representation

Supergrass
Supergrass

The exact same thing can be applied to meat loaf in the US

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Salmon was a peasant food at some point. Your point being?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I once stuck my penis into a warm Haggis

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Scottish pie

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Does it have the coppery taste of offal? I've never been able to handle that flavor. Pleb, baby, whatever, I've never liked organ meat.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What the fuck is haggis

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

haggis

meme food.

this is the REAL prime scottish meat

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massdebater
massdebater

for me, it is Balmoral Chicken

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