>Sits down next to you at a bar
>Orders a whiskey
>Drags his fingerless glove wearing hand through his hair
>Recives whiskey
>"Thanks bucko"
>Uses an old worn copy of "Story of the Eye" as an coaster
>Stares blankly off into the distance
>Takes a sip of whiskey and looks at you
>"Did you know that sex and death are the only two things worth writing about?"
What would you do?
Sits down next to you at a bar
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I'd kill him and fuck his corpse
More like "Cliff-turd"!
You already made this same thread with a different image earlier.
Stop it.
Buy him another and slip him a mickey.
I hate that "coy" selfie face. Stop trying to act like this faggot is masculine hahaha
>stare at him for a moment
>nod slowly
>"yeah"
>knocks back a jagerbomb
>order another
>"that's why I killed myself a couple years ago"
>"you can't really know anything at all, if you don't know death."
>knocks back last jagerbomb
>wedges money under glass
>leave without giving the guy another look
>"Yeah, but did you know you can't write about things you don't experience?"
>"And you wanna be a writer, yeah?"
>"And you're never gonna experience the first one, right?"
>...
you are a bit off on that one. Lit dosent like Cliff because he is a Chad.
clif plz
clif doesnt post here, im not cliff
Cliff has posted here in the past.
How do you know? Whats the evidence?
He seems like the kind of guy that would walk up to the bar and order a "whisky", like in films.
ask him
Sometimes he posts his new videos here while they're still unlisted
pointedly break eye contact
wordlessly move to a different seat
Like this one?
youtube.com
leave it in a cliff-hanger
yeah, i did know that. Because i read the CLIFF-notes.
He's to busy reading actual literature. He doesn't have time to post here.
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Is he gay? Is he trying to fuck me?
Is this not normal? It usually prompts the barkeep to tell you what whiskey they have available.
Ask him if he knows about vaccines, Terence McKenna and 911.