Sits down next to you at a bar

>Sits down next to you at a bar
>Orders a whiskey
>Drags his fingerless glove wearing hand through his hair
>Recives whiskey
>"Thanks bucko"
>Uses an old worn copy of "Story of the Eye" as an coaster
>Stares blankly off into the distance
>Takes a sip of whiskey and looks at you
>"Did you know that sex and death are the only two things worth writing about?"
What would you do?

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I'd kill him and fuck his corpse

More like "Cliff-turd"!

You already made this same thread with a different image earlier.
Stop it.

Buy him another and slip him a mickey.

I hate that "coy" selfie face. Stop trying to act like this faggot is masculine hahaha

>stare at him for a moment
>nod slowly
>"yeah"
>knocks back a jagerbomb
>order another
>"that's why I killed myself a couple years ago"
>"you can't really know anything at all, if you don't know death."
>knocks back last jagerbomb
>wedges money under glass
>leave without giving the guy another look

>"Yeah, but did you know you can't write about things you don't experience?"
>"And you wanna be a writer, yeah?"
>"And you're never gonna experience the first one, right?"
>...

you are a bit off on that one. Lit dosent like Cliff because he is a Chad.

clif plz