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I take swigs of my roomate's half n half.
hi you're funny do you want to go steady?
I instigate the Jiro-poster. He's used my copypasta.
I google recopies when I cook, and then pretend like I just knew it.
Sometimes I eat carbs after 5pm.
Monday I am partaking in an experiment. I am going to throw my hat in the ring as far as 'making frozen white castle burgers taste good' which is a challenge handed down to fatasses that has yielded no positive results to my knowledge.
I am going to vacuum seal them two by two in plastic bags and then put them in a sous vide bath for an hour or so. Will it be edible? I have no clue. Will post results!
I prefer burger king over mcdonalds and pepsi for coke
I like Fish Sticks....
I think Splenda diet Pepsi tastes better than Aspartame diet Pepsi.
That's not so bad, user. What's bad was me consistently fucking them up.
Ooops you overcooked them. Enjoy your chewy fish jerky!
Ooops you undercooked them. That's nas-ty but you're hungry and eat them anyway.
Ooops you are out of tartar sauce and now you must eat boring fish pieces.
Ooops you ate a entire box in one sitting. Now you can feel fucking bloated and gross all day.
I like cold canned green peas with mayo. It never occurred to me until recently that this might be weird.
I am too lazy to actually cook food, I just eat sandwiches all day.
Worst part is that I'm an actual chef
I like pineapple on pizza, burgers and ham ciabatta
I'm an asshole. Eating wise, I have nothing to confess, because I'm not ashamed of anything I do.
I was following a recipe that called for red wine vinegar. I used apple cider vinegar. I didnt tell anyone.
I fap to Kay's good cooking vids. I imagine the metallic taste of her greasy pussy and then her straddling me, milking my dick. Afterwards she brings me up toast, bake beans and sausages to eat in bed for being her good boy
300 dorrar and all is forgiven.
One of my favourite foods is a poultry hearts and stomachs goulash. It is mindnumbingly good.
Other one is liver fried with onion.
I think british cuisine is universally trash, except for chips, blood sausage and scones.
I eat mortadella sandwiches pretty much every morning. Local shop owners are starting to look at me weird, because i literally just go there to buy buns and mortadella cuts.
Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs in a pot method is the absolute best method to make scrambled eggs.
I miss the dollar menu at McDicks so fucking bad, the days of getting fat and bloated as fuck on 6 bucks of McGangbangs are over and it pisses me off to no end.
I go to chick fil a just to stock up on the sauce
I've used a zucchini as a dildo before.
I made a sandwich with 2 pieces of white bread, butter spread on both sides, and raw chopped onions, and then I ate it.
Did you eat the zucchini afterwards or throw it away?
don't the sharp knobby bits hurt going in
This might be the worst thing I've ever read on this website.
I eat sushi with cream cheese.
I resort to a lot of crackers and rice cakes and just dip them in random shit
I can't cook
I hate alchohol. I haven't found a drink sweet enough to mask the taste of alchohol.
im on a diet and i came here everyday just to look at pictures of food.
Even when im not hungry
also, my diet has been trash ever since i got with my gf
cheesecaske factory with cheesecake dinner 4 times a month, fast food damn near every day
my stomach has been all kinds of fucked up
My roommate is like that with his gf. They eat like shit all the time and they are both getting fatter. I imagined that if you were in a relationship you would want to keep yourself super fuckable. But they don't seem to care.
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself, ooh
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Been dieting for 3 months perfectly and ruined it all by drinking around 10L of pop in the past two days
I unironically like plain club crackers. I can eat like 3 boxes of them without getting bored of them.
I put soy sauce in pasta sauce and tomato soup
i am an emaciated faggot (26 years old, 5'9" 130 lbs) and the only thing i eat for lunch every day is a sandwich. not even a good sandwich, literally just wheat bread,mayo and dijon mustard, and some lunch meat (usually ham). not even cheese or lettuce or tomatoes or anything. its what ive eaten as my main lunch since i was in middle school
This except sausage mcmuffins. I'll quite literally never voluntarily eat there again
i spammed slop o shit to see how fast i could get it filtered and to see if people would still say it at all a month or two later, and am happy with the results
I haven't eaten at McDonalds in 5 months.
I haven't eaten fast food in a week and I feel fucking fantastic
I give myself enemas with my half-and-half, then put it back in the fridge.
I throw away the icing in Oreos and just eat the chocolate biscuits
the icing is fucking garbage
I eat two $5 boxes from taco bell every Sunday
Never post this again Lee
What are you, a gay fish?
I put these on coca-cola
both sweet af so probably not horrible.
idk why you'd prefer coke over a nice glass of milk though.
be wagecucking in grocery store
going to take out trash
sees garbage container with plastic bag full of yesterday’s pastry
opened the bag and munched 3 spandauers, 3 donuts and 2 donuts filled with cream
felt like a disgusting piece of shit afterwards
I’m not fat tho
not fat tho
Just delusional then is it?
im not fat tho
And im the prime minister of Britain
I fucked a tranny in a McDonald’s parking lot. It was breddy gud desu.
As long as you don't like anchovies on pizza then there's hope
this is how wagies live
eating out of dumpsters at work
Not liking the best pizza topping on pizza
Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?
if i can detect what i've eaten in my farts it makes me smile
Yesterday I got drunk and posted a Jiro thread.
I put peanut butter on my pizza and spread grape jelly on the crust when I eat it at the end
I secretly stick my dick into my roommates jar of creamy peanut butter at least once a week.
work in the pastry section at the grocery store
nearing the end of the day, a bunch of pastry we have is getting a bit too old to sell
head off to the bathroom to rub one out
finger my asshole a little because I'm a faggot
don't wash my hands
get back to work
toss out the pastry
nobody's gonna eat it anyway, right?
I can't stop masturbating to sissy videos
Homeless but those aren't really people anymore so it doesn't matter
That’s kinda hot considering it’s a woman who works there who are extremely THICC
but do you drink it
i canceled a fully paid for trip just so i can take part in a "think outside the box" food challenge when on the list of the participants i saw the name of the man i once witnessed bullying his kid sister to tears - complete with physical abuse.
This was early 80s, I was 6 maybe, she was around my age, he was 18-19. Never forgot it. I will stop at nothing, im above nothing. haven't seen him in 30 years, he might be a saint now. I'm still going to fucking humiliate him.
i'm a thirsty, desperate bitch and will fuck anyone who offers
joke's on me because no one wants to fuck me
Probably because youre a fatass and bitchy
I fap to Kay's
STOPPED reading right there
L O N D O N
I'd rather my roomate fuck my boyfriend behind my back than put her filthy dirty roastie herpes lips on my half and half
Thanks for reminding me, that was my breakfast every day over the summer. Micks can fucking eat a dick.
I put corn on my pizza
99% chance you’re fat
I'm pretty sure there are like 3+ Jiro posters on here
I'd like to think at the beginning it was just one guy trying to force it Milhouse style.
at least post the correct unpopped version
I have eaten nothing but these for lunch for nearly 2 years running now
I like Cincinnati style chili.
Skyline is god tier. Non Ohioan opinions need not apply
Same, except it was just cucumber. I was gonna eat it but I kinda crushed it during the process. Sad
I guess they reached the stage where they're very comfortable with each other and doesn't care much about physical appearance.
Until his gf finds him unattractive and moves on to the next guy.
I fucking love McDonald's and if I could eat it every day of my life without gaining weight I absolutely would. Also SzeChaun sauce is good as fuck despite the Rick and Memey shit surrounding it.
can you give me a quick rundown? subject matter doesn't interest me so I'm not watching it, spoil this whole thing please.
I cum on my wife's food before serving it to her. She doesn't know i do this.
I BREAK SPAGHETTI
You CAN eat there every day and lose weight. There was a documentary put out to btfo (((supersize me))) where the guy ate every meal there but ate under his TDEE and he lost weight
My boyfriend and I were planning to make doughnuts glazed with his jizz and feed it to his douchebag roommate
I think pepsi is better than coke but I still think thums up is the best.
I've been browsing Veeky Forums for over 10 years.
I fap to kay's
Did he ever post updates?
I drink a few liters of diet cola a day and only eat potatoes.
I eat ramen raw
Hello, that's me! They're going in tomorrow.
I don't know how to cook or buy groceries or anything. I don't know how to buy stuff without it going bad before I can use all of it so I just eat out everyday for every meal for the past year.
The only thing I can cook is an omelette because it's just eggs, salt, and butter. One time I tried making crepes and out of all the batter I used I only ended up making one decent crepe and it was undercooked.
Despite my cooking disability I still come to Veeky Forums and save recipes that I'll never cook because I don't know how to plan meals or cook or anything.
well done,over 3-4 years here
before 2 or so weeks ago i kept the fact that i'm great at cooking a secret from my family and now i regularly wow them with monthly dinners
also i buy take and bake pizzas as they are and don't bake them
giving out free gainz
how the fuck are you alive
After making purist coffee all week, once in a blue moon I enjoy going to a micky D for heavy cream with syrup and some coffee called frappe coffee
I did it with her nivea cream to make sure he rubbed her tits with something I put my dick on
Tried some ramen because went out with weeb friends, hated the eggs in the ramen. They tasted like pure salt.
I'm addicted to eating cashews and almonds :(
I just ate a whole jar of nutella in bed..
These usually don't count as staff meal if you use one piece of bread folded over while eating it on the line.
I eat a medium pizza from pizza Hut every day, along with a multivitamin. I only do it because it's free, since work there. Haven't grocery shopped in months.
You're hurting the rainforest. Eat a can of beans next time.
I love getting a couple of these and sticking them in the freezer and having a great snack a couple times a month.
I’ve done the milk challenge 4-5 times, never succeeded
I refuse to eat brown guacamole or avacado
I hate washing dishes by hand and throw everything in the washer
one time when I was still living at my parents, I ratted out my stepsister for using the family dishwasher to wash her dildo and they kicked her out of the house
For me, it really is 4 McChickens with the white cheese, slivered onion and tomato.
Fat as fuck
My linguine with clam sauce recipe that I use to slay bitches is directly stolen from Rachael Ray.
What's wrong with putting a dong in the dishwasher?
The mayo thing is kinda gross but I love string beans straight out of the can. My wife hates it
I broke up with a girl because she was too picky about what she'd eat. I could not possibly cook for her because she'd only eat chicken and fish. Specifically chicken (not fried, and not any other poultry), and whitefish (usually not oily fish and never shellfish). She believed red meat was intrinsically unhealthy. She would not go vegan either; the entree of a meal needed to have either chicken or fish as the protein.
Good choice. Pussy isn't worth picky
whenever i go to a friends house who has a hot mom or sister i try to cum in their food/drinks or whatevers in the fridge.
Slowpoke is slow, sorry.
Here is the start. I let the burgers thaw so they'd cook faster before sealing and that was a huge mistake. The sealing process crushed the shit out of them.
Not even in culinary terms are shellfish fish.
I helped your cause, homie
I wish I had a boyfriend so that I could feed him chili and he could fart in my face
Sometimes i drink a glass of half and half milk as if it were regular milk because it's fucking delicious
Yeah, they're smashed to fuck. Next time I am sealing them frozen. On the upside this is -the way to go- with these. Aesthetics aside these are perfect.
Update us after you've destroyed him, user.
I rarely use condoms
There was a very successful documentary called "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" (great btw) about some 90 year sushi chef called Jiro in Japan who owned like a triple Michelin star sushi restaurant in Japan, and it being triple starred- costs a lot (specifically 300 per person) and people joke thats its too expensive for raw fish on rice.
Whenever I have leftover pizza, I put each individual slice in its own Ziploc bag. I think it looks nice that way.
My friends thought I was legitimately insane when they saw 20+ bags of pizza in my fridge.
i orbit keemi, a mukbang youtuber, and i have an extensive collection of hot screenshots, videos, and texts that ive saved from spying on her over the years
from what ive seen across the internet i am the only person doing this to her specifically and i plan to make a megadump soon for fellow fans
i only come to this board when i've exhausted my usual haunts
Show some proof.
and what are those?
I ate at maccas yesterday...
I once went to an all you can eat sushi buffet.
I took the rolls apart to eat the fish and avacado and threw out everything else.
please excuse the censoring
I identify with this post very much.
I eat fast food everyday. I try not to eat the same thing everyday though. For example, one day I'll have a burger, the next day I'll get Subway. Part of it is being lazy. The other part is I have social anxiety and don't like my roommates in the kitchen when I eat.
I make chips (fries) in a saucepan filled 3/4 with lard, and reuse it multiple times. We call them chip pans.
i have something wrong with my stomach so i just look at picture of food i can't eat
sometime i drink the pickle juice or the juice from black olives
I used 2 sticks of butter to make a beurre manie to thicken a soup. Instead I left the soup as is and ate all of the beurre manie out of the bowl.
I need to know what the deleted post said
this is my first time posting on Veeky Forums
hopefully your last too
I'm eating a donut right now. I feel so gross
I like my steak well done
The majority of calories I've consumed today have probably come from potato chips
I come to Veeky Forums one per year to spam “huh?” then get bored and leave again
I'd like to thank you for updating your post. I was genuinely intrigued.
I love muh sweets. Sometimes I indulge more often than I should, then punish myself by not eating much the next day.
Do you at least refrigerate it in between uses? I save bacon grease in the fridge.
I also drink hot sauce and other sauces (like Worcestershire).
If you can make a decent omelette then there’s still hope for you yet. Just keep cooking user, you’ll fail a bunch but it’s a part of the learning process
You practically ate a whole jar of cake frosting. Seek help
I eat in excess to feel a head rush high...
virtually nothing wrong with this.
You don't have to feed me chili, I just get like that whenever I eat red meat now.
I will stop working out at the start of next week... Have to move out of my old apt by Tuesday, move in with parents for a couple months until the job I was offered starts and can't justify driving literally 3 hours 3 times per week just for the gym - not because of the time, but because of the cost of fuel (yurop). Should I just do bw exercises? Or I might sign up at the local gym for like 2 months if I can, but I don't know if they even have a free weights area ;__;
So eat in your room? It's what I've been doing for the past three years, for different reasons.
Wait fuck this isn't /fit/
I ate 4 slices of dominos pizza and 4 wings last night.
order a pizza
have 20+ slices left
What the fuck
I just sat down with a half pound of turkey and a jar of Dijon mustard and ate it all
Literally smearing mustard right onto the turkey and shoving it in my mouth
What’s wrong with me
if you were /fit/ this would just be you getting your macros dude
I hate ketchup
I put onion soup mix and Worcestershire sauce in my burgers
Worst part of a relationship. It's the phase that either makes it or breaks it desu
Are you from the college town, the pig farm town, or the ghetto town?
Is this picture taken from a spoof website? I can see it on a website for a place called Skyline Chilli, but this looks so ridiculous I can't imagine it's a real place.
That... Actually sounds kinda good.
What does it matter what she has as a starter?
Sounds pretty gud, what's it come out to with upcharges?
My confession is I love pizza lunchables. I buy like 6 and they last two days, so I don't get them much. But Walmart sells them for $1.50 each and it tempts me so.
Beats college when my stoner ass would buy 8 and eat them in one or two sittings in the same day.
They remind me of field trips as a young child and give me nostalgia tingles that are almost orgasmic.
I love this shit so much I pour some in a shot glass and sip it once in a blue moon. But it's a bit much. I need a vehicle for massive amounts of worchestshire that won't make my mouth feel like I ate a bag of warheads.
Hello, my name is user, Im not actually an alcoholic.
nope, i make 4
Bloody Mary, Caesar, Welsh rarebit.
Beans on fucking toast you fucking loony
I really hope it happens, I'm putting together quite the insane menu here. I'm ashamed to be obsessing to this degree over something that happened.in another lifetime -- and not even directly to me. But... here we are.
not Reddit and Memey
Check it out
Cook it all and mix it together. Add spice, I use some generic pre-mixed Cajun spice. It tastes good, it's good for you, it's cheap, and you can make days' worth of it at a time.
I just ate a whole Tony’s Pepperoni pizza.
How fucked is my stomach? How do I get rid of heartburn
the worst thing i've ate in months was some pizza rolls and one whopper. I feel like an outcast. oh wait I ate a few shitty tv dinners so that is pretty bad.
I once was in a parking lot of a pizza hut. I called my ex and made a deal with myself. If she yes to hanging out that day I wouldn't keep destroying my body by eating whole pizzas.
She didn't want to. But at least I got to eat a whole pizza by myself in my car...
Nah just leave it to solidify in the pan.
I ate an easter egg I found on the road outside coles
proud of you, son
they look really good dude, that shine on the buns is giving me a massive erection
store pours out expired drinks before throwing containers away
something feels off about it because they always had me do it in a hidden room and told me to only do it when nobody was around
taste the stuff before I pour it out
before hand I only had 2% milk, now I have had them all
tired every one of the premade coffee like drinks
tasted those gallon jugs of tea, flavored sugar water, and whatever else
sometimes I would get a few good gulps in if I was thirsty or liked the drink
somehow I never got sick
the icing is fucking garbage
Every so often I swipe of my roommates Capri Suns.
alka seltzer/ any other antacid
I love eating salmon with rice, beans, and grilled onions in a taco shell
I love the taste of pepto bismol. I will eat the worst shit for me just so I can justify drinking the stuff. I also really enjoy that horrible feeling quickly vanishing after drinking it. I have considered just drinking it straight but I don't know if that is safe.
I got high and ate potato wedges + small pancakes + 8/10th of a family XXL pizza from Dominos and my stomach hurt like fuck and I felt like shit in general.
Next time I won't get the (SHIT) potato wedges and I'll take a smaller pizza I guess.
I fap to Kay's good cooking vids
I started to cut some months ago and lost about twenty pounds. But I still have my bitch tits, so I don't feel like I accomplished much. I guess I should start involving exercise and not bank entirely on a calorie deficit.
I can't say the word 'miserably' out loud which makes describing my failed cooking attempts more difficult than it needs to be.