Confess

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Confess

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I take swigs of my roomate's half n half.

Booteefool
Booteefool

hi you're funny do you want to go steady?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I instigate the Jiro-poster. He's used my copypasta.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I google recopies when I cook, and then pretend like I just knew it.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Sometimes I eat carbs after 5pm.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Monday I am partaking in an experiment. I am going to throw my hat in the ring as far as 'making frozen white castle burgers taste good' which is a challenge handed down to fatasses that has yielded no positive results to my knowledge.

Challenge accepted.

I am going to vacuum seal them two by two in plastic bags and then put them in a sous vide bath for an hour or so. Will it be edible? I have no clue. Will post results!

idontknow
idontknow

I prefer burger king over mcdonalds and pepsi for coke

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I like Fish Sticks....

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I think Splenda diet Pepsi tastes better than Aspartame diet Pepsi.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That's not so bad, user. What's bad was me consistently fucking them up.

Ooops you overcooked them. Enjoy your chewy fish jerky!

Ooops you undercooked them. That's nas-ty but you're hungry and eat them anyway.

Ooops you are out of tartar sauce and now you must eat boring fish pieces.

Ooops you ate a entire box in one sitting. Now you can feel fucking bloated and gross all day.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I like cold canned green peas with mayo. It never occurred to me until recently that this might be weird.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I am too lazy to actually cook food, I just eat sandwiches all day.

Worst part is that I'm an actual chef

FastChef
FastChef

I like pineapple on pizza, burgers and ham ciabatta

girlDog
girlDog

I'm an asshole. Eating wise, I have nothing to confess, because I'm not ashamed of anything I do.

massdebater
massdebater

I was following a recipe that called for red wine vinegar. I used apple cider vinegar. I didnt tell anyone.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I fap to Kay's good cooking vids. I imagine the metallic taste of her greasy pussy and then her straddling me, milking my dick. Afterwards she brings me up toast, bake beans and sausages to eat in bed for being her good boy

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Bidwell
Bidwell

300 dorrar and all is forgiven.

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Inmate
Inmate

One of my favourite foods is a poultry hearts and stomachs goulash. It is mindnumbingly good.
Other one is liver fried with onion.
I think british cuisine is universally trash, except for chips, blood sausage and scones.
I eat mortadella sandwiches pretty much every morning. Local shop owners are starting to look at me weird, because i literally just go there to buy buns and mortadella cuts.
Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs in a pot method is the absolute best method to make scrambled eggs.

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farquit
farquit

I miss the dollar menu at McDicks so fucking bad, the days of getting fat and bloated as fuck on 6 bucks of McGangbangs are over and it pisses me off to no end.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I go to chick fil a just to stock up on the sauce

Soft_member
Soft_member

I've used a zucchini as a dildo before.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I made a sandwich with 2 pieces of white bread, butter spread on both sides, and raw chopped onions, and then I ate it.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Did you eat the zucchini afterwards or throw it away?

Methnerd
Methnerd

don't the sharp knobby bits hurt going in

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

This might be the worst thing I've ever read on this website.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

I eat sushi with cream cheese.

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Inmate
Inmate

Seconded

I resort to a lot of crackers and rice cakes and just dip them in random shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I can't cook

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I hate alchohol. I haven't found a drink sweet enough to mask the taste of alchohol.

happy_sad
happy_sad

im on a diet and i came here everyday just to look at pictures of food.

Even when im not hungry

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

this

also, my diet has been trash ever since i got with my gf
cheesecaske factory with cheesecake dinner 4 times a month, fast food damn near every day
my stomach has been all kinds of fucked up

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

My roommate is like that with his gf. They eat like shit all the time and they are both getting fatter. I imagined that if you were in a relationship you would want to keep yourself super fuckable. But they don't seem to care.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself, ooh
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no.

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Been dieting for 3 months perfectly and ruined it all by drinking around 10L of pop in the past two days

King_Martha
King_Martha

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likme
likme

I unironically like plain club crackers. I can eat like 3 boxes of them without getting bored of them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I put soy sauce in pasta sauce and tomato soup

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nig

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i am an emaciated faggot (26 years old, 5'9" 130 lbs) and the only thing i eat for lunch every day is a sandwich. not even a good sandwich, literally just wheat bread,mayo and dijon mustard, and some lunch meat (usually ham). not even cheese or lettuce or tomatoes or anything. its what ive eaten as my main lunch since i was in middle school

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This except sausage mcmuffins. I'll quite literally never voluntarily eat there again

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

i spammed slop o shit to see how fast i could get it filtered and to see if people would still say it at all a month or two later, and am happy with the results

Lunatick
Lunatick

I haven't eaten at McDonalds in 5 months.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I haven't eaten fast food in a week and I feel fucking fantastic

Methshot
Methshot

I give myself enemas with my half-and-half, then put it back in the fridge.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I throw away the icing in Oreos and just eat the chocolate biscuits

the icing is fucking garbage

FastChef
FastChef

I eat two $5 boxes from taco bell every Sunday

SniperWish
SniperWish

Never post this again Lee

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Spamalot
Spamalot

What are you, a gay fish?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I put these on coca-cola

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Emberburn
Emberburn

both sweet af so probably not horrible.
idk why you'd prefer coke over a nice glass of milk though.

Flameblow
Flameblow

be wagecucking in grocery store
going to take out trash
sees garbage container with plastic bag full of yesterday’s pastry
fuck ;_;
couldn’t resist
opened the bag and munched 3 spandauers, 3 donuts and 2 donuts filled with cream
felt like a disgusting piece of shit afterwards
I’m not fat tho

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

not fat tho
Just delusional then is it?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

im not fat tho
And im the prime minister of Britain

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I fucked a tranny in a McDonald’s parking lot. It was breddy gud desu.

DeathDog
DeathDog

As long as you don't like anchovies on pizza then there's hope

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

hi theresa

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

this is how wagies live
eating out of dumpsters at work
not surprised

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Not liking the best pizza topping on pizza
Seriously what the hell is wrong with you?

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happy_sad
happy_sad

if i can detect what i've eaten in my farts it makes me smile

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yesterday I got drunk and posted a Jiro thread.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I put peanut butter on my pizza and spread grape jelly on the crust when I eat it at the end

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I secretly stick my dick into my roommates jar of creamy peanut butter at least once a week.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

work in the pastry section at the grocery store
nearing the end of the day, a bunch of pastry we have is getting a bit too old to sell
head off to the bathroom to rub one out
finger my asshole a little because I'm a faggot
don't wash my hands
get back to work
toss out the pastry
no gloves
nobody's gonna eat it anyway, right?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I can't stop masturbating to sissy videos

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Homeless but those aren't really people anymore so it doesn't matter

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That’s kinda hot considering it’s a woman who works there who are extremely THICC

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

but do you drink it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i canceled a fully paid for trip just so i can take part in a "think outside the box" food challenge when on the list of the participants i saw the name of the man i once witnessed bullying his kid sister to tears - complete with physical abuse.

This was early 80s, I was 6 maybe, she was around my age, he was 18-19. Never forgot it. I will stop at nothing, im above nothing. haven't seen him in 30 years, he might be a saint now. I'm still going to fucking humiliate him.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i'm a thirsty, desperate bitch and will fuck anyone who offers
joke's on me because no one wants to fuck me

TreeEater
TreeEater

Probably because youre a fatass and bitchy

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I fap to Kay's
STOPPED reading right there

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

FastChef
FastChef

I'd rather my roomate fuck my boyfriend behind my back than put her filthy dirty roastie herpes lips on my half and half

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

L-London?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Thanks for reminding me, that was my breakfast every day over the summer. Micks can fucking eat a dick.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I put corn on my pizza

girlDog
girlDog

Nigger

farquit
farquit

99% chance you’re fat

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm pretty sure there are like 3+ Jiro posters on here

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takes2long
takes2long

No.

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Soft_member
Soft_member

I'd like to think at the beginning it was just one guy trying to force it Milhouse style.

RavySnake
RavySnake

at least post the correct unpopped version

takes2long
takes2long

I have eaten nothing but these for lunch for nearly 2 years running now

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likme
likme

I like Cincinnati style chili.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Skyline is god tier. Non Ohioan opinions need not apply

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DeathDog
DeathDog

veekyforums.com/thread/10348509/food-and-cooking

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Same, except it was just cucumber. I was gonna eat it but I kinda crushed it during the process. Sad

girlDog
girlDog

I guess they reached the stage where they're very comfortable with each other and doesn't care much about physical appearance.

askme
askme

Until his gf finds him unattractive and moves on to the next guy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I fucking love McDonald's and if I could eat it every day of my life without gaining weight I absolutely would. Also SzeChaun sauce is good as fuck despite the Rick and Memey shit surrounding it.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

can you give me a quick rundown? subject matter doesn't interest me so I'm not watching it, spoil this whole thing please.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I cum on my wife's food before serving it to her. She doesn't know i do this.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I BREAK SPAGHETTI

SniperGod
SniperGod

You CAN eat there every day and lose weight. There was a documentary put out to btfo (((supersize me))) where the guy ate every meal there but ate under his TDEE and he lost weight

eGremlin
eGremlin

My boyfriend and I were planning to make doughnuts glazed with his jizz and feed it to his douchebag roommate

Illusionz
Illusionz

I think pepsi is better than coke but I still think thums up is the best.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I've been browsing Veeky Forums for over 10 years.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I fap to kay's
user..

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Did he ever post updates?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

I drink a few liters of diet cola a day and only eat potatoes.

FastChef
FastChef

I eat ramen raw

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hello, that's me! They're going in tomorrow.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't know how to cook or buy groceries or anything. I don't know how to buy stuff without it going bad before I can use all of it so I just eat out everyday for every meal for the past year.
The only thing I can cook is an omelette because it's just eggs, salt, and butter. One time I tried making crepes and out of all the batter I used I only ended up making one decent crepe and it was undercooked.
Despite my cooking disability I still come to Veeky Forums and save recipes that I'll never cook because I don't know how to plan meals or cook or anything.

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Inmate
Inmate

well done,over 3-4 years here

Methshot
Methshot

before 2 or so weeks ago i kept the fact that i'm great at cooking a secret from my family and now i regularly wow them with monthly dinners

also i buy take and bake pizzas as they are and don't bake them

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

giving out free gainz

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

how the fuck are you alive

Methnerd
Methnerd

After making purist coffee all week, once in a blue moon I enjoy going to a micky D for heavy cream with syrup and some coffee called frappe coffee

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I did it with her nivea cream to make sure he rubbed her tits with something I put my dick on

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tried some ramen because went out with weeb friends, hated the eggs in the ramen. They tasted like pure salt.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm addicted to eating cashews and almonds :(

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I just ate a whole jar of nutella in bed..

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

These usually don't count as staff meal if you use one piece of bread folded over while eating it on the line.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I eat a medium pizza from pizza Hut every day, along with a multivitamin. I only do it because it's free, since work there. Haven't grocery shopped in months.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You're hurting the rainforest. Eat a can of beans next time.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

I love getting a couple of these and sticking them in the freezer and having a great snack a couple times a month.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I’ve done the milk challenge 4-5 times, never succeeded
I refuse to eat brown guacamole or avacado
I hate washing dishes by hand and throw everything in the washer
one time when I was still living at my parents, I ratted out my stepsister for using the family dishwasher to wash her dildo and they kicked her out of the house

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

For me, it really is 4 McChickens with the white cheese, slivered onion and tomato.
Fat as fuck

SniperGod
SniperGod

huh?

DeathDog
DeathDog

My linguine with clam sauce recipe that I use to slay bitches is directly stolen from Rachael Ray.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What's wrong with putting a dong in the dishwasher?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The mayo thing is kinda gross but I love string beans straight out of the can. My wife hates it

whereismyname
whereismyname

I broke up with a girl because she was too picky about what she'd eat. I could not possibly cook for her because she'd only eat chicken and fish. Specifically chicken (not fried, and not any other poultry), and whitefish (usually not oily fish and never shellfish). She believed red meat was intrinsically unhealthy. She would not go vegan either; the entree of a meal needed to have either chicken or fish as the protein.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Good choice. Pussy isn't worth picky

likme
likme

whenever i go to a friends house who has a hot mom or sister i try to cum in their food/drinks or whatevers in the fridge.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Slowpoke is slow, sorry.
Here is the start. I let the burgers thaw so they'd cook faster before sealing and that was a huge mistake. The sealing process crushed the shit out of them.

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Evilember
Evilember

never shellfish).
Not even in culinary terms are shellfish fish.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I helped your cause, homie

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wish I had a boyfriend so that I could feed him chili and he could fart in my face

farquit
farquit

Sometimes i drink a glass of half and half milk as if it were regular milk because it's fucking delicious

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah, they're smashed to fuck. Next time I am sealing them frozen. On the upside this is -the way to go- with these. Aesthetics aside these are perfect.

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Update us after you've destroyed him, user.

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Inmate
Inmate

I rarely use condoms

WebTool
WebTool

There was a very successful documentary called "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" (great btw) about some 90 year sushi chef called Jiro in Japan who owned like a triple Michelin star sushi restaurant in Japan, and it being triple starred- costs a lot (specifically 300 per person) and people joke thats its too expensive for raw fish on rice.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Whenever I have leftover pizza, I put each individual slice in its own Ziploc bag. I think it looks nice that way.

My friends thought I was legitimately insane when they saw 20+ bags of pizza in my fridge.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i orbit keemi, a mukbang youtuber, and i have an extensive collection of hot screenshots, videos, and texts that ive saved from spying on her over the years

from what ive seen across the internet i am the only person doing this to her specifically and i plan to make a megadump soon for fellow fans

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Based.

massdebater
massdebater

i only come to this board when i've exhausted my usual haunts

Methshot
Methshot

Show some proof.

Soft_member
Soft_member

and what are those?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I ate at maccas yesterday...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I once went to an all you can eat sushi buffet.
I took the rolls apart to eat the fish and avacado and threw out everything else.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

please excuse the censoring

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I identify with this post very much.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I eat fast food everyday. I try not to eat the same thing everyday though. For example, one day I'll have a burger, the next day I'll get Subway. Part of it is being lazy. The other part is I have social anxiety and don't like my roommates in the kitchen when I eat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

I make chips (fries) in a saucepan filled 3/4 with lard, and reuse it multiple times. We call them chip pans.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i have something wrong with my stomach so i just look at picture of food i can't eat

Evilember
Evilember

sometime i drink the pickle juice or the juice from black olives

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I used 2 sticks of butter to make a beurre manie to thicken a soup. Instead I left the soup as is and ate all of the beurre manie out of the bowl.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I need to know what the deleted post said

please respond

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this is my first time posting on Veeky Forums

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

hopefully your last too

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm eating a donut right now. I feel so gross

Lunatick
Lunatick

I like my steak well done

Snarelure
Snarelure

Ewww

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The majority of calories I've consumed today have probably come from potato chips

Evilember
Evilember

I come to Veeky Forums one per year to spam “huh?” then get bored and leave again

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'd like to thank you for updating your post. I was genuinely intrigued.
Thx guy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I love muh sweets. Sometimes I indulge more often than I should, then punish myself by not eating much the next day.

iluvmen
iluvmen

This.

Inmate
Inmate

Do you at least refrigerate it in between uses? I save bacon grease in the fridge.

Skullbone
Skullbone

YE
I also drink hot sauce and other sauces (like Worcestershire).

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you can make a decent omelette then there’s still hope for you yet. Just keep cooking user, you’ll fail a bunch but it’s a part of the learning process

MPmaster
MPmaster

You practically ate a whole jar of cake frosting. Seek help

likme
likme

I eat in excess to feel a head rush high...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

virtually nothing wrong with this.

Methshot
Methshot

agree

TechHater
TechHater

You don't have to feed me chili, I just get like that whenever I eat red meat now.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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Methnerd
Methnerd

I will stop working out at the start of next week... Have to move out of my old apt by Tuesday, move in with parents for a couple months until the job I was offered starts and can't justify driving literally 3 hours 3 times per week just for the gym - not because of the time, but because of the cost of fuel (yurop). Should I just do bw exercises? Or I might sign up at the local gym for like 2 months if I can, but I don't know if they even have a free weights area ;__;

SniperGod
SniperGod

So eat in your room? It's what I've been doing for the past three years, for different reasons.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Wait fuck this isn't /fit/

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I ate 4 slices of dominos pizza and 4 wings last night.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

order a pizza
have 20+ slices left
What the fuck

DeathDog
DeathDog

Same here.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I just sat down with a half pound of turkey and a jar of Dijon mustard and ate it all
Literally smearing mustard right onto the turkey and shoving it in my mouth
What’s wrong with me

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Illusionz
Illusionz

if you were /fit/ this would just be you getting your macros dude

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I hate ketchup

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I put onion soup mix and Worcestershire sauce in my burgers

FastChef
FastChef

Worst part of a relationship. It's the phase that either makes it or breaks it desu

MPmaster
MPmaster

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Are you from the college town, the pig farm town, or the ghetto town?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is this picture taken from a spoof website? I can see it on a website for a place called Skyline Chilli, but this looks so ridiculous I can't imagine it's a real place.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

That... Actually sounds kinda good.

happy_sad
happy_sad

What does it matter what she has as a starter?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sounds pretty gud, what's it come out to with upcharges?

My confession is I love pizza lunchables. I buy like 6 and they last two days, so I don't get them much. But Walmart sells them for $1.50 each and it tempts me so.
Beats college when my stoner ass would buy 8 and eat them in one or two sittings in the same day.
They remind me of field trips as a young child and give me nostalgia tingles that are almost orgasmic.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Worcestershire
I love this shit so much I pour some in a shot glass and sip it once in a blue moon. But it's a bit much. I need a vehicle for massive amounts of worchestshire that won't make my mouth feel like I ate a bag of warheads.

Techpill
Techpill

Hello, my name is user, Im not actually an alcoholic.

Emberburn
Emberburn

nope, i make 4

Emberfire
Emberfire

Bloody Mary, Caesar, Welsh rarebit.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Beans on fucking toast you fucking loony

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I really hope it happens, I'm putting together quite the insane menu here. I'm ashamed to be obsessing to this degree over something that happened.in another lifetime -- and not even directly to me. But... here we are.

Nojokur
Nojokur

not Reddit and Memey

Lunatick
Lunatick

Check it out
lentils
kidney beans
rice
beef
Cook it all and mix it together. Add spice, I use some generic pre-mixed Cajun spice. It tastes good, it's good for you, it's cheap, and you can make days' worth of it at a time.

girlDog
girlDog

Grats

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I just ate a whole Tony’s Pepperoni pizza.
How fucked is my stomach? How do I get rid of heartburn

iluvmen
iluvmen

the worst thing i've ate in months was some pizza rolls and one whopper. I feel like an outcast. oh wait I ate a few shitty tv dinners so that is pretty bad.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I once was in a parking lot of a pizza hut. I called my ex and made a deal with myself. If she yes to hanging out that day I wouldn't keep destroying my body by eating whole pizzas.

She didn't want to. But at least I got to eat a whole pizza by myself in my car...

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nah just leave it to solidify in the pan.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I ate an easter egg I found on the road outside coles

happy_sad
happy_sad

this tbqhwyfampai

5mileys
5mileys

proud of you, son

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

they look really good dude, that shine on the buns is giving me a massive erection

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

store pours out expired drinks before throwing containers away
something feels off about it because they always had me do it in a hidden room and told me to only do it when nobody was around
taste the stuff before I pour it out
before hand I only had 2% milk, now I have had them all
tired every one of the premade coffee like drinks
tasted those gallon jugs of tea, flavored sugar water, and whatever else
sometimes I would get a few good gulps in if I was thirsty or liked the drink
somehow I never got sick

RumChicken
RumChicken

the icing is fucking garbage
smarten up

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

great idea

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Every so often I swipe of my roommates Capri Suns.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

alka seltzer/ any other antacid

Illusionz
Illusionz

I love eating salmon with rice, beans, and grilled onions in a taco shell

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I love the taste of pepto bismol. I will eat the worst shit for me just so I can justify drinking the stuff. I also really enjoy that horrible feeling quickly vanishing after drinking it. I have considered just drinking it straight but I don't know if that is safe.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I got high and ate potato wedges + small pancakes + 8/10th of a family XXL pizza from Dominos and my stomach hurt like fuck and I felt like shit in general.

Next time I won't get the (SHIT) potato wedges and I'll take a smaller pizza I guess.

Techpill
Techpill

I fap to Kay's good cooking vids

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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I started to cut some months ago and lost about twenty pounds. But I still have my bitch tits, so I don't feel like I accomplished much. I guess I should start involving exercise and not bank entirely on a calorie deficit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I can't say the word 'miserably' out loud which makes describing my failed cooking attempts more difficult than it needs to be.

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