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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Being poor doesn't mean eating garbage.
Cheese omelet.
2 eggs $.08
1/2oz butter $.12
1/2oz cheese $.25
salt, pepper, thyme $.05
Cost - $.50
Prep & Clean Up - 8 minutes.

What's for breakfast Veeky Forums?

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Playboyize
Playboyize

And what the hell am I supposed to do with the leftover eggs, butter, and cheese? It's not like those are commonly used ingredients.

Methshot
Methshot

piece of toast with nutella and water.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Made me chuckle

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yeah lol these rich fucks are so retarded
Trying to give shitty advice to people that struggle to eat
World is so unfair, had to pay $43 for dinner last night for my wife and our 6 year old. 2 pizzas from dominos and a drink
Food is so expensive man

Flameblow
Flameblow

How do I make this?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Stop shopping at those giant box stores and buy your eggs cheese and butter by the ounce like normal people.

RavySnake
RavySnake

the eggs i buy cost between 25 and 45 cents
butter i buy for between 3 to 5 EUR per 500g
idk what kinda cheese you mean here, kraft singles?

If i made that it would probably be around 3 EUR? which I still consider cheap. where do you shop?

btw. not trying to shit on you. I think cooking is an invaluable part of being a competent adult.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Grate cheese
Heat pan
Beat egg
Slice butter
Add butter
Heat butter
Add egg
Season egg
Cook egg
Add cheese
Remove heat
Roll egg
Garnish egg
Eat egg

likme
likme

I pay $2.50 for a 60ct flat of eggs, 4/lb for butter and this particular cheese was only 8/lb. It's not about using crappy ingredients...its about knowing how to shop. I shop at several stores depending on what's on sale or marked down.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

And being poor doesn’t mean you cannot sweep the sidewalk or street in front of your place and pick up the litter.

Poor, but prowd and clean.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Arigato senpai

Snarelure
Snarelure

eggs
butter
cheese
not garbage
Kek

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Eggs and butter are good for you. Cheese is the only debatable one, but as long as you don't use too much of it like a hamplanet you should be fine.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You have to go back.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How can you be posting on a Food and Cooking board when you turn your nose up at two of the most versatile and widely used ingredients on the planet?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

$2.50 for a 60ct flat of eggs
factory farmed shit tier quality eggs
free range, small farm eggs are worth the price premium

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

utilities cost nothing

5mileys
5mileys

2 Eggs: $.08
1/2oz butter $.12
1/2oz cheese $.25
salt, pepper, thyme $.05
Cost - $.50

Fucking Up Your Omelet on the fold:
Priceless.

likme
likme

where does this retard find 4 cent eggs? china?
what a dumbass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

eggs, cheese, and butter

but these things are all garbage.

Methshot
Methshot

I think you missed the point.
Youre still consuming energy when you boil ramen or microwave your frozen pizza.

Flameblow
Flameblow

but these things are all garbage
As you take another bite of your mcnuggies

SniperWish
SniperWish

I'm a proud vegan of 4 years.

RumChicken
RumChicken

stfu soyboi vegan. all those things are delicious.

JunkTop
JunkTop

But where are the limes?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How do you know if someone is a vegan?
Don't worry...theyll tell you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are you fuckin retarded m8?

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Supergrass
Supergrass

eggs will literally kill you retard. But enjoy your atherosclerosis and heart disease in a few years.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

fucking up your green text on the reply

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

As i said yesterday in another thread, Peas, beans, potatoes are cheap as fuck in bulks and lasts a lot. Last even more if cooked and put in refrigerator.
good eggs cost a little more, but the limit is 4 a person in a week. passable\good cheese cost a lot, but there's some passable processed cheese for less, just don't know if is like that in the rest of the world

43 dollars on a dinner for 3 is cheap, 43 dollars on 2 pizzas not. Just eat something different or start to make your pizza at home:
1kg Flour, less than 1$
yeast, less than 1$
Tomato sauce variable price (i really don't know, here is from 0,80€ to less than 3€ for 2 lt), you need less than 1 or 2 glass tho
Mozzarella cheese\other melting cheese have a variable price, i don't know what cheese you have, but if in doubt, don't use cheese
you can put various ingredients as pepperoni, veggies, shrooms, fries for your kids and such, you prepare those then use it for other meals for the following days too, you don't need so much

anyway, for less than 10$ you have something you ate for 40$, and you will learn cooking pizza

Booteefool
Booteefool

Read a book.
Read a book written this century.

MPmaster
MPmaster

eggs are not so dangerous, just not exaggerate on weekly quantities.
Butter, on other side, is more dangerous, since is pure fat. Eggs have proteins in white part, carbs and fats in yolk.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Most modern studies agree that eggs are shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Link three, without sourcing from Buzzfeed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

But they're garbage for your body. Soda and fast food taste good, too, but they're garbage and for poor people. Hence OP proved nothing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Eggs are shit if you can eat something different, on par of meat. You just have to not excess

Skullbone
Skullbone

Lol he unironically believes forks over knives isn't liberal propeganda

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

RIP John Candy

massdebater
massdebater

People tell me I look like Paul Bearer's retarded son.

Methshot
Methshot

no it was 8USD per pizza and then
20+ USD for extras. more cheese, more bacon, more sassage, more cheese, some ranch dressing, etc.

SniperWish
SniperWish

no it was 8USD per pizza and then

Price may vary a lot but even for 20$ you have a shitload of pizza
basically every stuff you can buy you can make in your home for less

FastChef
FastChef

I was making a joke about poor eating habits...

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

oh lol

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

when you completely miss the joke
How do invalids like this poster find their way to Veeky Forums?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Eggs can be as high as 7$ a dozen here. Its a food i rarely eat due to that

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

4 cent eggs
You forgot got the 2 cents / pound saffron.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Fucking vegans...

askme
askme

a) where in the fuck do you get eggs for .48 a dozen
b) how are you so poor you calculated the cost of making a 2 egg omelette

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wal-Mart eggs range from 3.5-7.5 cents each when bought in volume.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You're retarded if you're paying more than .25 for an egg.

Bidwell
Bidwell

adjusted for australians
2 eggs $.50 AUD
30g butter $.34 AUD
30g cheese $.24 AUD
salt, pepper, thyme $.05 AUD
Cost - $1.13 AUD

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

30g
That's an ounce fatass.
I hope you're not using that much cheese and butter for 2 eggs

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

oh you're right, I am an idiot nvm

2 eggs $.50 AUD
15g butter $.17 AUD
15g cheese $.12 AUD
salt, pepper, thyme $.05 AUD
Cost - $0.84 AUD

thanks user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

thought your prices were off so i checked walmart for the cheapest of each ingredient
was surprised

Great Value Large Grade A Eggs, 18 ct $1.30, $0.05 per egg
Fall Creek Unsalted Butter 1 lb., $4.99, $0.31 per oz
Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese, 2 lb, $9.84, $0.30 per oz

there were cheaper cheeses, such as the bottles of grated parmesan and kraft velveeta, but i feel my choice of cheddar was justified

i also feel justified in leaving out the price of salt, pepper, and thyme

adding it up, we get at least $0.41 for a walmart omelette

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Eggs can be as high as 7$ a dozen here
How's Antarctica this time of year

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

$7/dozen
what on earth

Supergrass
Supergrass

Salt, pepper, thyme
Good taste

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Probably nicer weather than where i am. Also a 400g block of cheese can run 5-8$ butter i rarely buy but id say its about 6$ for a kg

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Not him but 6 eggs in Paris is 3 euro. It's very expensive but I still eat them regularly

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How on earth can eggs be that expensive in an enormous city. Do they fly you to the farm and introduce you to the chickens personally or something?

Methshot
Methshot

6 eggs in Paris is 3 euro
No they're not, and I should know, I live there. I can get 10 eggs for 1.59, the fuck kind of store you go to ?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It would seem obvious but I guess not. Some of you are not allowing for different economies and the higher or lower incomes that correspond to those different economies. So for me 1.50 per dozen could be just as normal for someone paying 4 per dozen. I do agree $7 for a dozen eggs is retarded but who knows where this guy lives and what a dollar actually buys?

5mileys
5mileys

Im in canada. A dollar doesn't go far here really. And a lot of people make under 30k per year... gas is close to 1.20$/L for example. I could get cheaper factory eggs. Those white cloned ones with ink stamps on them that taste either like fish or plastic. Maybe thats what you guys are talking about? The ones i get, when i do buy them are often much less than 7$ i just meant thats the highest price ive seen. Funny enough i have legit met the chickens before. No charge for it though haha. Just got 2 dozen for free from a farm lady for pulling her car out of the ditch

happy_sad
happy_sad

Where do you get your protein from? Semen?

cum2soon
cum2soon

9eme in Monoprix or franprux.

10 for 1.59 euro
Tell me your secret

massdebater
massdebater

But Paris isn't enormus. You can pretty much walk from north to south in a morning

idontknow
idontknow

And if you can't eat eggs?
I can't even smell the fucking things let alone cook and eat them without throwing up

hairygrape
hairygrape

Franprix de Montmartre, 1.59 la boite de 10. En meme temps Monoprix aussi, c'est de l'arnaque complete

Emberfire
Emberfire

Thanks I'll check it out. It's bull shit that same supermarket in a different area has different price

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So what did you hope to bring to this conversation by saying youve seen eggs as high as $7 per dozen? Firstly...thats Canadian dollars and honestly...monopoly money and arcade coins have more value. Secondly...you can find overpriced anything anywhere if you want. The eggs we're discussing in this thread are obviously common commercial grade. The other eggs youre referring to with the stamp are Egg Lands Best which are also overpriced. In your initial post you said
"eggs can be as high as $7 a dozen. It's a food I rarely eat because of that."
Which means you're retarded, don't buy your own food, or were just talking shit for the sake of talking shit because you should know that is not the typical price for a dozen Canadian eggs.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You're struggling to keep up. OP is not saying "poor people should only eat eggs." OP is saying learn to fucking cook and you can make decent meals for pennies, and they will be better than the frozen pizzas, hamburger helper, and ramen noodles many people associate with cheap eats.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah, then give an example of a fucking packed lunch that's cheap and easy like that

DeathDog
DeathDog

True. I often cook with leftovers. Made some Thai today. Quite okay. All you need is skill.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

2 eggs $.08
A dozen eggs where I live is $2.29, I get the cheapest ones and it only goes up to like $5-6 per dozen for the higher tier ones

Evilember
Evilember

2 hard boiled eggs and a chunk of cheese.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

buying eggs by the dozen.
Buy in 18, 30, or 60 pls. Much cheaper.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I was talking shit for the sake of talking shit. Its what mongolian throat singing forums are for, really.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

falling for the low-fat low cholesterol meme
Been studying up on Ansel Keys?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cite resources.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

They don't sell them in that bulk here

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

2 eggs $.08

Where the fuck do you live that you can get eggs for 48 cents a dozen?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Not if you're poor.

Firespawn
Firespawn

factually wrong. "free range small farm eggs" are most of the time even lower in quality.

SniperGod
SniperGod

agree, eggs arent 8cent

though OPs point would have been just as valid with nothing but butter and eggs, a plain french omelette is awesome.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

eggs will literally kill you retard
What did he mean by this?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thyme instead of chives
Wot m8? Also, looks overcooked if that is supposed to be a classic omelet. To each his own, I guess.

iluvmen
iluvmen

he doesn't grow his own chickens

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Inmate
Inmate

Literally the dumbest shit I've ever read on this board

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Literally

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Playboyize
Playboyize

MOMMY someone on the internet said that i'm wrong about something!! :(((

WebTool
WebTool

I was wondering if anyone else was going to address this?
2 eggs $.08
So you buy $.48/dozen eggs? Who the fuck are you buying your eggs from? A homeless man's asshole?

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Spamalot
Spamalot

Why would anyone store eggs in their asshole

iluvmen
iluvmen

he doesn't store his eggs in his asshole

Methnerd
Methnerd

I live next to an egg farm and eggs are $0.10/ea. here.

where do you live that your eggs are so cheap?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

hes retarded but the joke wasnt good either

TechHater
TechHater

testo

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