Post your novel ideas

It's not like it's going anywhere

Yes please do Veeky Forums
I desperately need something to write about

what is that, a pixie cut for ants?

I meet this qt
I impregnate her
We have children and live a happy life

The end

Man has a customized qt fembot companion.
Man's friend becomes infatuated with pal's fembot , orders similar one of his own.
Man upset that fembot is no longer unique, turns her off and puts her in closet.
Man attempts to pursue relationships with actual human females, it doesn't go well.
Man's friend changes the look of his fembot on a whim.
Man retrieves his robo qt from the closet.
Happy end?

My autobiography is the only thing I'm really working on even in principle at the moment.

uber but for books

A woman discovers her husband has a diaper fetish. She becomes obsessed with the study of paraphilias and finds her calling in documenting the perverse. She decides to determine once and for all what the most morally repugnant kink is, to that end she investigates a number of disciplines and grows both emotionally and intellectually (this is the bulk of the book). Turns out it was coprophagia.

Who's that dyke anyway?

A utopic state untouched by the internet is suddenly brought online. Through the eyes of the MC we see the society collapse into degeneracy and despair.